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Dotwillis1:
Okay batch B stream two orientation course ended about two weeks ago. Well, I'm privileged to be posted to the capital of the largest state in Naija! (google is at your reach ).

Btw, below are my list of the 10 types of people you meet in the Nysc Orientation camp.

1. The Clowns
https://www.herald.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/10022015C-nysc-corper-800x600.jpg

These are the extremely funny ones, mostly warri guys. They always have something to say to get people's ribs cracking. You will never see them been serious for once, all they do is find someone or something to make fun of. They never get tired of talking. Don't bother confronting them for anything because you will end up as their topic and have so many persons laughing at you.

2. Error-Prone

These category are the otondos that always get it all wrong on the parade ground. After been corrected severally, they still get confused. You see them turning to the right at the command of 'left turn'. When others are at Attention, that's when they have their hands behind at Ease. Thier hands will never rhyme with others during quick match and when they halt, their legs always bangs last.
They are the kind of people that still hangs their 'head dress' in the air even after the completion of the 3 hearties to the Governor.

3. The Scroungers

They can beg to borrow your destiny. They never possessed anything of their own instead indulge in the habit of borrowing every possible thing from you, and then you will have to beg before they return it. These set of persons lived in school hostel and are used to the hostel lifestyles, so they never bothered to come with basic needs with the assurance of getting it from others. Its when you just finished locking your box and set to go out that they will come and be like; 'bros abeg I need toothpaste' .. abeg I fit use your towel? 'bros I go like borrow your comb' .....
and also they are never with 'change' ...always asks for N20 to buy table water.

4.FFO
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These ones are the first to complain about how terrible the food is and yet they never missed a meal. These kind of people will join the platoon set to leave the parade ground first, so that they can get their plates washed quickly and gets to the kitchen before any other person does. You see them forming a que even when the water to make eba is yet to boil.
They already exhaust thier money to Mami at the first week of Orientation.

5. Shunters
[img]http://3.bp..com/-1U7oKI5JJ6k/VP1sj2qyLUI/AAAAAAABXvY/bjR2dziynGM/s1600/2.jpg[/img]

This kind of people can be so annoying en, you been standing in sun for hours and then you see them coming from nowhere to join the long 'line' at the front. Shunting is in their blood, even where you have just 3 persons on a line, they still find a way to chance the last person. Some do it politely by begging to join......and some will just be like 'guy I dey here before o, I went to blow my nose ni' . .....who be mumu

6. Womanizer
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These are the no dulling guys. They are in camp to hunt for girls and their aim is to woo as many as possible so that as they are serving the father land, they will be servicing their rooster as well

7. Photo Freak
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The ladies are more in this category. They prefer spending all their money on photograph to feeding their tummy. They never get satisfied with selfies no matter the amount of shots taken

8. Do-nothing crew

You begin to wonder if this kind of persons were forced to be in camp. They don't participate in anything, be it the fun aspect and the boring parts. They hardly go for parade and lectures and always complain about the Nysc scheme being a waste of time. You will always find them laying on their bed in the room even after the soldiers has chased everyone out. They have their drugs and fake medical reports to cover up.

9. The Old youth
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These ones don't want to be left out of the fun in camp, so they leave their children and wives at home to take part in the orientation. They do every possible thing not to look old specifically their 'skin' hairstyle. And then you see them very quiet. They prefer not to be noticed.

10. Feel free to add to the list!

...here I drop my pen!
--Copper Dotwilliz

Cc lalasticlala , Crazyman

lol. number 1 is so true...cant forget warri sojas in a hurry.....

Ok

LAFO:

Do nothing CREW.


Obubra Camp, Cross River

I rep bro

SweetBoyFriend:
The lesbians ??

That's all you could think of? Interesting!

THE OSHOFREE- this 1sc are those that eat everyday @ mammy without spending a dine girls re mostly found in thus category.u LL c Dem with diff boiz everyday

the maami freaks..... maami market is must anytime anyday... they go out there to idle out without anything in mind...all for show off..

cool

Check my signature

Dotwillis1:
really? What could it be

I will like to know

We are gentle like that!

yu 4got the born leader #Naturalplatoonleaders

JahnFarai:
11. The Highs, these ones would wake U as soon as they've returned from the bunk afta smoking the the hell out of herbs.

Las Vegas Hostel, Obubra camp, CRS.

https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/3859281_img20160619031753edit_jpeg12a4f955309ef79f99fee953e51f85c3
This old man pose is cracking my ribs oo.

Dotwillis1, so you're a Nairalander. How's camp?

stremy21:
I rep bro

waoo! obubra that camp was fun! I don't know about you (kurawa's tenure)

goshen26:
1 The perfume freak


They have different perf for every part of their body....


2. The credit type

These ones can use anything to collect credit, then don't mind using their school certificate to collect credit



3. The escapee

The ones will always have their ways out of the camp, they can bribe if the camp is so secure, unlike my okada camp whr u can run out of the camp.at will

O boy that is how okada camp is o. You can just stroll outside the camp through the last boys hall. I normally pass through the mosque side then take a cab to Benin. Smoke some herbs beside Ekenwa barracks. Enter Second Ugbor and lodge at a hotel. Okada camp was fun. Big ups Tom and Jerry stand. Big ups to my DSS friend that made it very easy for me in camp. I served in Benson Idahosa University

U have forgotten d hold something crew. Camp sweet die. Oya hold something,hold something.

Sweet, the first picture looks like nonwa gbam tai, rivers state. Correct me if I'm wrong... Interesting

LAFO:

Do nothing CREW.


Obubra Camp, Cross River

Hmm. That name again.taking back to those days. Did u serve there? That's where I served

Dotwillis1:
Okay batch B stream two orientation course ended about two weeks ago. Well, I'm privileged to be posted to the capital of the largest state in Naija! (google is at your reach ).

Btw, below are my list of the 10 types of people you meet in the Nysc Orientation camp.

1. The Clowns
https://www.herald.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/10022015C-nysc-corper-800x600.jpg

These are the extremely funny ones, mostly warri guys. They always have something to say to get people's ribs cracking. You will never see them been serious for once, all they do is find someone or something to make fun of. They never get tired of talking. Don't bother confronting them for anything because you will end up as their topic and have so many persons laughing at you.

2. Error-Prone

These category are the otondos that always get it all wrong on the parade ground. After been corrected severally, they still get confused. You see them turning to the right at the command of 'left turn'. When others are at Attention, that's when they have their hands behind at Ease. Thier hands will never rhyme with others during quick match and when they halt, their legs always bangs last.
They are the kind of people that still hangs their 'head dress' in the air even after the completion of the 3 hearties to the Governor.

3. The Scroungers

They can beg to borrow your destiny. They never possessed anything of their own instead indulge in the habit of borrowing every possible thing from you, and then you will have to beg before they return it. These set of persons lived in school hostel and are used to the hostel lifestyles, so they never bothered to come with basic needs with the assurance of getting it from others. Its when you just finished locking your box and set to go out that they will come and be like; 'bros abeg I need toothpaste' .. abeg I fit use your towel? 'bros I go like borrow your comb' .....
and also they are never with 'change' ...always asks for N20 to buy table water.

4.FFO
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3667714_fbimg1462187692794_jpeg74774f5bfd64ea17e9edf692025da916

These ones are the first to complain about how terrible the food is and yet they never missed a meal. These kind of people will join the platoon set to leave the parade ground first, so that they can get their plates washed quickly and gets to the kitchen before any other person does. You see them forming a que even when the water to make eba is yet to boil.
They already exhaust thier money to Mami at the first week of Orientation.

5. Shunters
[img]http://3.bp..com/-1U7oKI5JJ6k/VP1sj2qyLUI/AAAAAAABXvY/bjR2dziynGM/s1600/2.jpg[/img]

This kind of people can be so annoying en, you been standing in sun for hours and then you see them coming from nowhere to join the long 'line' at the front. Shunting is in their blood, even where you have just 3 persons on a line, they still find a way to chance the last person. Some do it politely by begging to join......and some will just be like 'guy I dey here before o, I went to blow my nose ni' . .....who be mumu

6. Womanizer
https://gist22.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/vcguyy.jpegwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3720893_cymera20160516145243_jpeg0b077d81843c5ba684712c40edc944e9

These are the no dulling guys. They are in camp to hunt for girls and their aim is to woo as many as possible so that as they are serving the father land, they will be servicing their rooster as well

7. Photo Freak
[img]https://2.bp..com/-PGZieZ41pDU/WIr7oeVb6JI/AAAAAAACrNw/i34VKzElD88V0K55tFUvSRqQfyEamo7xgCLcB/s1600/colm.jpg[/img]www.nairaland.com/attachments/4559428_s161201115314_jpega2b7ca6ec44f7aa832500f2c3f273d34
The ladies are more in this category. They prefer spending all their money on photograph to feeding their tummy. They never get satisfied with selfies no matter the amount of shots taken

8. Do-nothing crew

You begin to wonder if this kind of persons were forced to be in camp. They don't participate in anything, be it the fun aspect and the boring parts. They hardly go for parade and lectures and always complain about the Nysc scheme being a waste of time. You will always find them laying on their bed in the room even after the soldiers has chased everyone out. They have their drugs and fake medical reports to cover up.

9. The Old youth
[img]https://naijaplayboi.files./2012/07/oldman.jpg?w=333&h=333[/img]www.nairaland.com/attachments/3859281_img20160619031753edit_jpeg12a4f955309ef79f99fee953e51f85c3

These ones don't want to be left out of the fun in camp, so they leave their children and wives at home to take part in the orientation. They do every possible thing not to look old specifically their 'skin' hairstyle. And then you see them very quiet. They prefer not to be noticed.

10. Feel free to add to the list!

...here I drop my pen!
--Copper Dotwilliz

Cc lalasticlala , Crazyman

Op nice write up, but I believe you belong to category 2!

VickyRotex:
10. My category is missing!

Tell us...

nams77:
Hmm. That name again.taking back to those days. Did u serve there? That's where I served

Abuochiche, Bekwarra LGA

This na maninizer no be womanizer again

The second picture looks like nonwa gbam tai. Correct me if I'm wrong. Interesting...

rlgiwa:
THE OSHOFREE- this 1sc are those that eat everyday @ mammy without spending a dine girls re mostly found in thus category.u LL c Dem with diff boiz everyday

Some girls do oshofree sotay them no spend N1. Some people get client for camp

LAFO:
Abuochiche, Bekwarra LGA

Itigidi. There's a bridge now. In our time, we use to cross with canoes. It was a terrifying time when it was time to cross the river to ecori to collect ur allowee. Most Corpers dread going to collect allowance. One one particular occasion, the engine of the boat stalled and we were drifting with the current of the river

2nd picture, oh my darling issele-uku. After forming big boy during the first week of camp, I became a regular customer of the camp kitchen.

Is it the watery tea that looks like a mixture of sand and water or the poverty stricken banga we were served.

Great memories mhen.

chenel:
The second picture looks like nonwa gbam tai. Correct me if I'm wrong. Interesting...

That's issele-uku, if I remember correctly that sienna in the picture is the ride of the then RSM

The Old Youth is the funniest.

xreal:
@ Dotwillis1

You skipped the category of those who serve before their time.

oh yea..lol

Isryl02:
Tell us...

Gentle!

VickyRotex:
We are gentle like that!

hmm...

I was proudly number 8. lol.

The double daters that leave their bae at home and come and deceive boys by wasting our time, call them karashika