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softwerk:
GTBank has entered one-chance with Etisalat!

Their golden goose has suddenly started laying rotten eggs

Loan syndication can be so messy (See how a bank's biggest customer suddenly becomes their biggest headache)!!!

Now they realize their Foreign Backed Guaranty Bond was just a mere paper (Etisalat Abu Dhabi, UAE will never come to their rescue in this pathetic business climate)

This may just be the end of the bank's romance with Etisalat on their epileptic Retail Banking platforms such as *737* mobile transfers and Easysavers 100% powered by Etisalat

Soon all GTBank staff will start selling Etisalat recharge cards with monthly targets

Your last paragraph got me laughing...

Hilarious...

Banks make money out of nothing indeed.

yim:
What happens to the workers?

i think some are redeployed to work in a hotel now

ShitHead:
Sounds so SEXUAL...Threesomee on Etisalat. WOW!!! This is fun.

lol make those artist they signed return some of the monies they were paid, mak them just give me 5m sign me

E pain am!

softwerk:
Icon8, I really tried my best to ignore your senseless presumptions and attacks due to my very busy business schedule but to accuse me of fraud and being an ex-staff is a different low entirely even for a faceless clown like yourself by all standards!

I can only blame your idiotic parents for giving birth to a complete lunatic like yourself!

A fool like you should have ended up trapped in a used condom

I really wonder why you pride yourself working for someone with all the business opportunities existing in the country?!

It only proves that you are not thinking straight! Bastard

Competitor fire! Which yeye competitor she be?

The envy no be here. She most likely was once a staff of GTB, definitely fired, plausibly for committing fraud.

She's been ranting on here all day, like a rabid dog.

Cc: softwerk

HAH:
You started making sense , but your last two paragraph shows signs of envy, probably gtbank is your competitor

Recession is not just a word....

Madam softwerk, have you seen GTBank's annual report?

The bank that will soon start selling recharge card (according to you) just declared a profit of 165 Billion Naira, more than any of its peers.

The Segun Agbaje that you so much hate and wish to fail must be doing something right, init?

icon8:
Madam softwerk, have you seen GTBank's annual report?

The bank that will soon start selling recharge card (according to you) just declared a profit of 165 Billion Naira, more than any of its peers.

The Segun Agbaje that you so much hate and wish to fail must be doing something right, init?

Men!!! N165Billion?!

I must confess that even my Witchcraft didn't see this one coming! Great Job guys!!!

Akintola Williams must have gotten his 'alert' by now

But my memory is a little wavy this morning from stomach cramps (i'm sure you understand why), aren't these the same guys that gave Oceanic, Intercontinental and Bank PHB AA+ ratings just before the tsunami?!

I suggest a 'Proudly African, Truly International' bank can afford an International auditor for a change at least and stop window dressing your non-performing loans. Take 100% provision for once now, I swear you won't die

softwerk:
Men!!! N165Billion?!

I must confess that even my Witchcraft didn't see this one coming! Great Job guys!!!

Akintola Williams must have gotten his 'alert' by now

But my memory is a little wavy this morning from stomach cramps (i'm sure you understand why), aren't these the same guys that gave Oceanic, Intercontinental and Bank PHB AA+ ratings just before the tsunami?!

I suggest a 'Proudly African, Truly International' bank can afford an International auditor for a change at least and stop window dressing your non-performing loans. Take 100% provision for once now, I swear you won't die

Pele, @ the bolded. Hope you've taken some Tramadol/Buscopan?

Trust me, no window dressing (you and Trump are 5 and 6 when it comes to conspiracy theories).

You got it all wrong again, GTBank's external (independent) auditor is PricewaterhouseCoopers, the world's largest professional services firm , not Akintola Williams like you would have us believe.

Lol @ "your witchcraft", so even you know say you be "winch"?

Be good, and stay outta trouble.

Cheers!