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Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by todaynewsreview: 6:41am On Mar 14, 2017
A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/3221/lawmaker-proposes-bill-would-fine-men-100-each-time-they-mas

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by todaynewsreview: 6:42am On Mar 14, 2017
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by yusufibrahim(m): 6:48am On Mar 14, 2017
Hmmmmmm in as much as I don't support maturation.... I will say that's a hug one on the male folks
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 6:51am On Mar 14, 2017
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by lilmax(m): 6:56am On Mar 14, 2017
like say the guy they come your front dey jerk..... if you want to be a man go for sex change and stop having heart attack, no be you born yourself

wonder why this line didn't cross her mind though "as far he isn't hurting anyone he's free to do what he wants " when na them originate the line

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Tenkobos(m): 7:07am On Mar 14, 2017
So they are going to install chips on their pricks to know when they masturbate?

Is it their penis?

So a man can't even play with his own penis again?


The world should end already

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by SweetBoyFriend(m): 8:18am On Mar 14, 2017

This is what we call a dumb law in the USA

Laws like not selling toothpaste and soap to the same customer on Sunday in the state of Rhoades island


It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing in Texas


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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Samanza89: 8:18am On Mar 14, 2017
Finally we've got something to laugh at...
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Ayodejioak(m): 8:18am On Mar 14, 2017
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:18am On Mar 14, 2017
Ehh on top wetin?

31524.00 Nigerian Naira every time i play with my own thing. FYI your bill ain't going no where
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Alleviating: 8:18am On Mar 14, 2017
sad
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by SIRKAY98(m): 8:19am On Mar 14, 2017
Unrealistic Desicion

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by WinkWrld: 8:19am On Mar 14, 2017
Seems these new presidents are becoming Senseless. Just like the president we have

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by thinkdip(m): 8:19am On Mar 14, 2017
The Lord is in charge of the United State

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by digoster(m): 8:19am On Mar 14, 2017
They don't have work anymore
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by AngelicBeing: 8:19am On Mar 14, 2017
Tenkobos:
So they are going to install chips on their pricks to know when they masturbate?
ZarZar:
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.
grin grin grin

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by adecz: 8:19am On Mar 14, 2017
Dem go attach meter, abi??

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Tazdroid(m): 8:20am On Mar 14, 2017
I tell you, unchained stupidity roams the Yankee lands


Twice has she proposed a stupid proposition:
1. for legalising abortions which she failed at and

2. for imposing fines on konji-stricken men

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Donwizbro(m): 8:20am On Mar 14, 2017
Ha.
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Antoeni(m): 8:20am On Mar 14, 2017
All oyinbo pple self ,will a sane man masturbate in d open?
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by allytinted: 8:20am On Mar 14, 2017
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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Mayydayy(m): 8:21am On Mar 14, 2017
Pls.I want to tell every nairaland Vaseline crew member,Texas branch to come home ASAP for an all important meeting.
Don't forget your Vaseline while coming.we will uphold our dignity.

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by martineverest(m): 8:21am On Mar 14, 2017
leave dem jejely....otherwise,u are seeking for rape increase
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by abdulaz: 8:21am On Mar 14, 2017
Feminists sha.

They sound so stupid and f.oolish all the time.

Women no dey masturbate too

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by QuietHammer(m): 8:21am On Mar 14, 2017
abdulaz:
Feminists sha.

They sound so stupid and f.oolish all the time.

Women no dey masturbate too
Why did you hastily assume that she is a feminist? She is pro-choice and just mirroring the pro-life's stance on abortion through that ridiculous bill of which she also knows is laughable. ...unless you are trying to say every person who is pro-choice is a feminist, which would be more laughable.

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by kateskitty(f): 8:22am On Mar 14, 2017
Vaseline crew will definitely not like this grin

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Chimaritoponcho: 8:22am On Mar 14, 2017
nairaland Vaseline crew right nowgrin

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Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Nobody: 8:23am On Mar 14, 2017
Bad news for vaseline crew
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Cire80: 8:23am On Mar 14, 2017
Comparing masturbation and abortion? What's wrong with these feminist women?
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by kayo80(m): 8:24am On Mar 14, 2017
Lol
Re: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by MrGreenMavro: 8:24am On Mar 14, 2017
smiley

Vaseline crew wouldn't like this news grin grin grin


They will avoid this trend wink wink

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