kateskitty:
Vaseline crew will definitely not like this

QuietHammer:
After reading some comments, its obvious that a lot of nairalanders suffer cognitive dissonance

Tenkobos:
So they are going to install chips on their pricks to know when they masturbate?

Tenkobos:
So they are going to install chips on their pricks to know when they masturbate?

todaynewsreview:
A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/3221/lawmaker-proposes-bill-would-fine-men-100-each-time-they-mas

allytinted:
I am finally SINGLE again and I'm so not happy..... I Thank God i have my dear friends that will help me during this recovery. This RELATIONSHIP lasted quite longer than I thought it would. Never thought this day would come, I am so stressed. If you only knew what I have been going through you'd understand better, but I never really put my personal business out for public. All the pain, heartbreaks, sleepless nights, arguments, fights, headaches, chills, sicknesses, breakdowns, blames, assumptions, selflessness, downfalls, bitterness, tears, carelessness, pride, lies, lies, lies I've had to endure ...I was so tired, tired of sharing, tired of caring, tired of suffering, tired of pain, tired of praying, tired of blaming, tired of everything, and most definitely TIRED OF THE PERSON that's reading this post only because it's DRAMA that excites you and now you're mad because this post is NOT true and you just wasted 1 minute of your life reading 146 words that a lot of you wish were real, u love people's businesses?! ridiculous... U no my house come and beat me... Lol
No drama here Copy and Paste to make your enemy mad and disappointed .. lol comment if u got caught....

QuietHammer:

Why did you hastily assume that she is a feminist? She is pro-choice and just mirroring the pro-life's stance on abortion through that ridiculous bill of which she also knows is laughable. ...unless you are trying to say every person who is pro-choice is a feminist, which would be more laughable.

todaynewsreview:
A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/3221/lawmaker-proposes-bill-would-fine-men-100-each-time-they-mas

SweetBoyFriend:

This is what we call a dumb law in the USA

Laws like not selling toothpaste and soap to the same customer on Sunday in the state of Rhoades island


It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing in Texas

Gaara101:

Haha.Funny you.
Killed me at the bolded. America is developed, yes, but is it to that extent? I find it hard to believe.
I really really doubt it. She just wants men to put themselves in women's shoes but her logic failed.

Gaara101:

Really?
I seriously doubt it.

todaynewsreview:
A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates. The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he's in the market for some Viagra.

Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn't going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.

Farrar has long been an advocate of women's health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.

Farrar's bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and "an act against an unborn child."

http://www.todaynewsreview.com/p/3221/lawmaker-proposes-bill-would-fine-men-100-each-time-they-mas

Xzbit91:


Are men the only people against abortion?
Why single them out?
Why not include fines for women?
Mtchwwww!!

Etogist:
Abortion and Masturbation are two different things. The former aborts an already formed baby a human being, while the later is an expulsion of sperm cells.

ZarZar:
Like he is gonna go in the middle of the street & touch himself. How will they know? Maybe they should hire those "acting flies" they use in those African adverts with skinny people- disperse them to be on the look out for masturbators. Rubbish bill.