Hehehehe this is timely ooh

KennyID17:


Babe, where u been sine yesterday. Them never release u from cell

Don't mind all these overzealous Christians, na y ppl dey run commot for Church, everything na sin.

Morning
Still dey bang up o !
Went out yesterday came back late didn't bothercome in here
U dey church

Lol i hear you .. Naijas be creating their own sin and doctrine since 18bc
Like i said these are the same ppl if a pastor said its a witch sucking your destiny they eat it up ( still haven't seen it bible)
Thats why here witch no dey devil no even dey why .. we dont by the Bullsh!t its black and white if e no dey bible ... you know the rest
Lol even my friend made a joke why no demons in Uk lol told her when it winter most of the time the cold keeps them away .. they can remain in nigeria we all laughed cause we understood the message .

When church be church na one old man for my village they block road for St paul church for my village.





If you late you no go enter for some time......

Stop lateness to school.

Start immediately.

Evaberry:
...

The only thing that can make me go to any church or religious gathering is if they are serving rice and I will get there only when the rice sharing starts...

Lateness to church ko lateness to church ni

is there anywhere in the Bible that say ye shall go to church early

Christians been disturbing themselves unnecessary.

or even when Jesus was teaching the people did him mention anything like if you decide to come late ye shall not enter the kingdom of my father

My kind of babe , I remember back then in unilag, all these posh churches had buses to transport we students to thier church on sundays, I knew ppl that would go to different churches each Sunday, all in a bid to collect first timer goodies

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Lalas247:

Morning
Still dey bang up o !
Went out yesterday came back late didn't bothercome in here
U dey church

I don't do churches, u?

Lalas247:

Morning
Still dey bang up o !
Went out yesterday came back late didn't bothercome in here
U dey church

Lol i hear you .. Naijas be creating their own sin and doctrine since 18bc
Like i said these are the same ppl if a pastor said its a witch sucking your destiny they eat it up ( still haven't seen it bible)
Thats why here witch no dey devil no even dey why .. we dont by the Bullsh!t its black and white if e no dey bible ... you know the rest
Lol even my friend made a joke why no demons in Uk lol told her when it winter most of the time the cold keeps them away .. they can remain in nigeria we all laughed cause we understood the message .

Abeg no kill me with laff oo ,

Where is here

Evaberry:
...

The only thing that can make me go to any church or religious gathering is if they are serving rice and I will get there only when the rice sharing starts...

Lateness to church ko lateness to church ni

is there anywhere in the Bible that say ye shall go to church early

Christians been disturbing themselves unnecessary.

or even when Jesus was teaching the people did him mention anything like if you decide to come late ye shall not enter the kingdom of my father

Bunch of hypocrites after u hear pastor with one bae kmt
I swear .. from when a pastor told me i was throwing up because my tattoo is connected to devil and his sucking my blood
My mum busy giving him envelop money (pastor pls pray for her) i just lost it and carry myself go on chemist for aguda buy medicine pop one before i reach home it stopped since that day there is nothing u can tell me

You got show me in the bible word for word
Now its lateness be their problem Eva i tire for ur ppl o

kayc0:
Madam study your Bible very well. Parable of the 10 virgins

Thank amadioha you said parable... and parable can be interpreted differently.
.when you see the literal verse where he said so, hills at me

KennyID17:


Abeg no kill me with laff oo ,

This is one of our biggest problem .. Religion
They use it to brainwash ppl

KennyID17:


Abeg no kill me with laff oo ,

Where is here

uk

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Lalas247:


This is one of our biggest problem .. Religion
They use it to brainwash ppl

Been trying to emancipate myself, but when u are surrounded by religious folks, E no easy

suzan404:

Late comer spotted
Why u dey laugh u still in bed abi na sin op just create his own

Lalas247:
uk

KennyID17:


Been trying to emancipate myself, but when u are surrounded by religious folks, E no easy

Tell me about it
Thats why i just do me .. na only God i dey ans too ok n my finish even pastor can get it

Even God warned us of false pastors and all sorts but yet we dont listen ...

Lalas247:

Late comer spotted
Why u dey laugh u still in bed abi na sin op just create his own

...na 10am I dey go church ooo....time never reach.....

suzan404:
...na 10am I dey go church ooo....time never reach.....

Lol i dey look u
Me i don go come back .. catholic church maximum 30min no long ting
Pray and waka .. if u wanna give u give if not no one go hold u

How many time offering basket they circulate for ur church ?

Lalas247:

Tell me about it
Thats why i just do me .. na only God i dey ans too ok n my finish even pastor can get it

Even God warned us of false pastors and all sorts but yet we dont listen ...

Am trying to live my life based on principles that my conscience considers good, whether u like it or not, your conscience would let u know u have done bad, even other religions say that u should always do god, but Christianity own is Anoda level

Ordinary admire woman yansh na sin , them con condemn every other religion as wash, no wonder Muslims dey para. Christians always try to force their beliefs down ur throat

Lalas247:


Lol i dey look u
Me i don go come back .. catholic church maximum 30min no long ting
Pray and waka .. if u wanna give u give if not no one go hold u

How many time offering basket they circulate for ur church ?

That one na Anoda thing ooo, especially on thanksgiving Sunday , sometimes e fit reach like 5times, peace offering, love offering, project and development offering, seed, tithe, thanksgiving offeing ati be be lo

KennyID17:


Am trying to live my life based on principles that my conscience considers good, whether u like it or not, your conscience would let u know u have done bad, even other religions say that u should always do god, but Christianity own is Anoda level

Ordinary admire woman yansh na sin , them con condemn every other religion as wash, no wonder Muslims dey para. Christians always try to force their beliefs down ur throat

Exactly .. even Adam love up Eve i fidnt see marriage yet them born pikin
I hear u men ..

We can just do our best majority will still burn when God comes and saying oh i didnt know or dey do follow follow no go save oerson .
You are right we know what is right and we know what is wrong

Afterall jesus heal a prostitute dat was condemn by mare mans .. u see as him just tell d lot to stfu and the lady got healed
Bet she was like shioor

KennyID17:


That one na Anoda thing ooo, especially on thanksgiving Sunday , sometimes e fit reach like 5times, peace offering, love offering, project and development offering, seed, tithe, thanksgiving offeing ati be be lo

Went to one church pastor shouting
Just put your hand in your pocked and give whatever is there .. check your bags empty it as your reward will be great


Im like dis pastor planing a holiday

Lalas247:

Exactly .. even Adam love up Eve i fidnt see marriage yet them born pikin
I hear u men ..

We can just do our best majority will still burn when God comes and saying oh i didnt know or dey do follow follow no go save oerson .
You are right we know what is right and we know what is wrong

Afterall jesus heal a prostitute dat was condemn by mare mans .. u see as him just tell d lot to stfu and the lady got healed
Bet she was like shioor

U and ur analogies Ehn . Me sef don love up on bumbae ooo

Lalas247:


Went to one church pastor shouting
Just put your hand in your pocked and give whatever is there .. check your bags empty it as your reward will be great


Im like dis pastor planing a holiday

If u no con give, ur conscience no go allow u rest, better avoid it by sitting down in ur house and worship there, some wee b like d more u give d more u are blessed, them go con dey call am one by one, 5k, 2k, 1k, #500 d last na #200. I go con b like if i no get #200, God no go bless me

To avoid going to church late, I'm going to stay at home.

KennyID17:


My kind of babe , I remember back then in unilag, all these posh churches had buses to transport we students to thier church on sundays I knew ppl that would go to different churches each Sunday, all in a bid to collect first timer goodies

Student life bro, esp when sunday lunch no sure, u gatss go hustle am for church

Oh Lord! Your Forgiveness I seek.

dayveed1:
No be only lateness... I stopped going to church since I entered school.. Deep down I know I am not doing the right thing but I can't help it... Does anyone experienced this during der days in school??

No be only you, even as I dey type now I dey my room dey listen to music.

bjhaid:
Student life bro, esp when sunday lunch no sure, u gatss go hustle am for church

, real nigga

mekleelex200:

No be only you, even as I dey type now I dey my room dey listen to music.

Me too.