at sec school,we were under going a computer test,during the test our system tripped off,we asked what happen he said all of our computer was sleepin

" For example, in a cementy area"

Iffffffy:
Someone once asked me 'how was your baby?'

That corset must be cutting off your blood circulation Don't tell me you always dress like that ?

In Mama peace voice there's God ooooo

This thread was created since oct 2013 and stil made fp in 2017?
five yrs ago

Who said u cant make it in this life?

Just be patient. Patience is virtue.

Whatever we 'll be we will surely be!

is you drunk, is you had enough, Gidforbid,

You cannot obey simple instructment.

Open the tap louder

Not heard but just read this

YOUNGSTUNNA:


when a child crossed a line you sterved him and put in-check.

I still can't figure out what it means

This happened way back. The teenage girls were shop assistants in two neighboring shops. The two former friends (FF) were looking each other with "evil" eye and the following conversation ensued:

FF1: Why are you continue looking me?
FF2: Me? Looking you? You cannot even speaking English.
FF1: Yes, Looking me. Teach me English na, oversabi.
FF2: Is not eyes you use continue looking at me first?
FF1: Me? I don't even saw if you're dead or "alife"?

Both hissed and had a long look at each with "evil" eye.

Gbadegesin19:
I attended a public primary school where you'd meet pupils with very poor English.

Back then when my friend wanted me to REMIND of a thing the next day what he'll say is this; " John, please remember me tomorrow".

That is typical ''pidgin english'' he was right
Guy, abeg remember me dat stuff tmrw

(igbo boys)* "there's one TWO boys like that ==she went to the downstairs to drank water

"Everyday is for the thief, One day is for the owner of the thief "

This was posted in a whatsapp group

"we we visit the sait?" aka will we visit the site?

"her you going?" aka are you going?

Go to school u won't went correct yourself you can fit. Lol

"Enter your shoe and follow me" "Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"

Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!
"What you are cooking is dancing o"

"your face look frequent". Coming from a pretty girl for that matter.

"Enter your shoe and follow me" "Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"

Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!
"What you are cooking is dancing o"

lol

What are you eating? I am chewing 'chewing gum'.

I'm in front of your back

I want to see you 7am tomorrow morning

Where is john.
He has went comot.

Is your eye pushing u?? My youruba folk will understand this

Kai, 9 pages already.

Anyway, "I studied doctor in university."

I cannot move backer than this.....

I'm i allow to came in... D person said it twice with boldness

sirfee:
Oversabi,modify your post.

Modify it for me.

EgunMogaji:
Not heard but just read this



I still can't figure out what it means

You won't cuz you weren't trained to.




Oh! you tried tookin' intelligent here, but guess what?.....You just become dumber

1. The boy is brain o mummy,
2. Daddy, tope is at home?
3. Stop cracking your brain, my friend

Let me come and be going

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

Did you attend Mayflower Senior School?

And my Matron shouted

Open the Window, let the Atmosphere jump in?

"It is paining me"

A number of people don't realize that this is a bad English.