The two both of you.

An acquaintance boasted he was going to approach the most beautiful gurl on campus then called Avalanche.
He walked straight to the gurl and then next thing he said was "Hello dear, you look resembled".

I heard this from some elders drinking palmie during my school days.and the man was shouting at the top of his voice" when I wented for the interview"

madam what's your email address?
my email address is no 10 asa road, Aba.
.

a man was visiting the principal. He met the secretary to the principal on the way then he asked him.: Is the principal around?
Secretary: YES! Is the principal around.
st John's college Jos

A 2013 thread.. I no even sabi nairaland that time.

...the bus that I wear.. ...

i was passin by a particular street and I heard a woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

The man was 'purchasing' me

Rain catch us for Pako pop.

1. l didnt wanted to eat the minerals 2. just one people paid 3. why did u ran away?.

Who is suppose to swept the class?

nepapole:
A 2013 thread.. I no even sabi nairaland that time.

That means you are still a novice in nairaland

If you did it,tell me you did it and if you didn't did it,tell me you didn't did it

"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

guy u go fgc ohafia ..no lie ..identify yourself sharperly

Mummy It's a true

yesterday party was dope, I go did u went?

who say him?

Alhkerimu:

That means you are still a novice in nairaland

Yes ooo....i be small pikin for here.

Am running out of this thread before they bomb me with wrong English...


"My Life is not spare"











#MySignatureMyBusiness

nepapole:
Yes ooo....i be small pikin for here.

You are welcom. Where are you from

Nawa o. 2013 thread made fp in 2017. Lalasticlala, na weed u smoke?

ahhh dis one came from my own nigga during general studies exams him see babe him yarn her say na "your face sounds familiar" omo everybody tear lafff

'see ronaldo do lekova',,,,,in akwa ibom tongue.

1. You look so take away.
2. She is my cousin sister

live the front of my back

Tolexander:
A guy approaching my elder sister when we were travelling;

baby watsup, your face look similar,
you have a second?

English ooooo. Toasters and their wahala...baby are you afraiding? N I replied no am scareding

1. Leave me let me kill she.
2. It may kill person and person may die when inhaled excess chlorine.

Two kids (Jesse & Ayo) in my neighborhood were playing "police and thief" game. At a point, this conversation ensued :


Jesse : pa pa pa pa
Ayo I don kill u oh

Ayo: ehn? No oh
Me I no can die

na flance na him wear led

YOUNGSTUNNA:


You won't cuz you weren't trained to.

Oh! you tried tookin' intelligent here, but guess what?.....You just become dumber

Thank God that I wasn't trained to read gibberish

I think the readership can figure out who the intelligent one is

She died of thinkness ,
Its nothing but proudness
He did that because of the hateness he have towards then
Me as a saloonist

AA

13th october, 2013! even the op has deactivated. Nobody wey no fit to make am.

Check the area plus including all the whole entire corners