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When the politician is your Shepherd, you will always be in want. He will make you to lie down in wretched houses and brown pastures. He will lead you beside the still factories and he will disturb your soul. Yeah! though you walk through the valley of the shadow of depression and recession, you will anticipate no recovery, for he (the politician) is always with you. He will prepare a reduction in your salary and increment in taxes in the presence of starvation and hyper inflation and your cup of expenditure will run over.. Surely, unemployment, hardship and poverty shall follow you all the days of your sojourn on earth and you will dwell in a mud house forever. I pray, that you will never be a sheep to the politician nor shall you experience his evil works in the name of Jesus.

Hmmm.
Original thinking. Original write-up.
Hilarious but factual.
Good job

Goodyman:
When the politician is your Shepherd, you will always be in want. He will make you to lie down in wretched houses and brown pastures. He will lead you beside the still factories and he will disturb your soul. Yeah! though you walk through the valley of the shadow of depression and recession, you will anticipate no recovery, for he (the politician) is always with you. He will prepare a reduction in your salary and increment in taxes in the presence of starvation and hyper inflation and your cup of expenditure will run over.. Surely, unemployment, hardship and poverty shall follow you all the days of your sojourn on earth and you will dwell in a mud house forever. I pray, that you will never be a sheep to the politician nor shall you experience his evil works in the name of Jesus.

when buhari is your shepherd sounds better.