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BaesDiary:
So, I was in a taxi, at the back seat, alongside other passengers. As we were about to get to the junction where the police are stationed, the driver quickly told the passenger in the front seat to use his seat belt. The driver also put on his, and he drove on. This inspired me to wrote this piece. read on......

1. You are driving. You see the Road safety officials, but that's when you know you are supposed to put on your seat belt. Are they supposed to be your reminder to using the seatbeat?Are seatbelts not meant for your own safety?

2. You buy new clothes, just because you want to put up pictures on instagram/Facebook pictures ONLY. I thought we buy clothes to adorn ourselves and look beautiful.....

3. You eat out at big restaurants after collecting your salary, and you spend your money on irrelevant items, only for you to soak garri mid-month. My brother, why are you doing this to yourself?

4. Your parents took loan, just to send you to school. You got to the school and joined #bad gang. Why can't you face your studies and make your parents proud?

5. I am at your stall to buy your goods. We began bargaining. You told me 'e no gree'..... only for me to walk some distances, and you start screaming 'aunty, come pay.' Must you stress your customers? #ayam not understanding#


6. You are 16 years old this year, you are 16 years old the following year. In the next 3 years to come, you are still 16. #I can't keep calm on this.

7. You claim you love her, but pressure her to get down with you. Haba! Haven't you heard that True love waits?

8. You want to cross to the other side of the road, you started crossing when you saw that the vehicles were not stopping, then you started shouting 'please o, don't crush me o, baba oko mi joor o, abegi o'. Mama, but why? Why can't you use the bridge?

9. You form 'Behind' in Lagos, fly Uber and wear designers, but your parent still live in a mud house in the village, and your mother wears torn wrapper. Uncles and aunties, who are you deceiving?

10. You sleep with married men and call it fun. Don't worry dear, the girls karma would use for you are still in primary 5.

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/10-habits-average-nigerian-should-let.html#more

You failed to add, Nigerians should stop having kids as collateral for the future. Please your kids are not a beast of burden. Learn to achieve on your own and stop thinking my kids will build a house for me in the future.. or buy you wrappers... that is why we are poor as a nation. It is the spirit of procrastinating one''s destiny and that has to stop. Make it happen for yourself, and stop assigning your rescue from lack to an unborn child. Opportunities to make money in Nigeria are shrinking everyday for the poor, so let's be real.

BaesDiary:
So, I was in a taxi, at the back seat, alongside other passengers. As we were about to get to the junction where the police are stationed, the driver quickly told the passenger in the front seat to use his seat belt. The driver also put on his, and he drove on. This inspired me to wrote this piece. read on......

1. You are driving. You see the Road safety officials, but that's when you know you are supposed to put on your seat belt. Are they supposed to be your reminder to using the seatbeat?Are seatbelts not meant for your own safety?

2. You buy new clothes, just because you want to put up pictures on instagram/Facebook pictures ONLY. I thought we buy clothes to adorn ourselves and look beautiful.....

3. You eat out at big restaurants after collecting your salary, and you spend your money on irrelevant items, only for you to soak garri mid-month. My brother, why are you doing this to yourself?

4. Your parents took loan, just to send you to school. You got to the school and joined #bad gang. Why can't you face your studies and make your parents proud?

5. I am at your stall to buy your goods. We began bargaining. You told me 'e no gree'..... only for me to walk some distances, and you start screaming 'aunty, come pay.' Must you stress your customers? #ayam not understanding#


6. You are 16 years old this year, you are 16 years old the following year. In the next 3 years to come, you are still 16. #I can't keep calm on this.

7. You claim you love her, but pressure her to get down with you. Haba! Haven't you heard that True love waits?

8. You want to cross to the other side of the road, you started crossing when you saw that the vehicles were not stopping, then you started shouting 'please o, don't crush me o, baba oko mi joor o, abegi o'. Mama, but why? Why can't you use the bridge?

9. You form 'Behind' in Lagos, fly Uber and wear designers, but your parent still live in a mud house in the village, and your mother wears torn wrapper. Uncles and aunties, who are you deceiving?

10. You sleep with married men and call it fun. Don't worry dear, the girls karma would use for you are still in primary 5.

Source: http://baesdiary..com.ng/2017/03/10-habits-average-nigerian-should-let.html#more

The difference between being real or not. Nice read but #7 can still take place and still be true.

http://www.naijasquare.com/threads/10-habits-the-average-nigerian-should-let-go-of-baesdiary.1413/

Another stupid topic Don make front page again !.This is getting serious o.

.... Another stupid topic Don make FrontPage again o

We just received information another stupid topic has made FrontPage.

What is it I am hearing? Another stupid topic makes FrontPage? !!!

Mr President. I apologise for this unfortunate incident. Don't worry we will find those responsible for letting this stupid topic making front page. When will take care if the problem sir.

You better do, because if you do not take care of this problem. I will.

Nawa oo

Oh God..which kind Wahala be this !!!

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OGA, BE LIKE SAY God they vex for you o

obiorathesubtle:
Mtxheew

who hissed? The thing affects you?.

Number 7 no follow

OP, ma just slap you.

no.4 tho... exemption no dy dey for rich children also o

7. You claim you love her, but pressure her to get down with you. Haba! Haven't you heard that True love waits?

True love waits? Not on all ladies... Most ladies go dey mumu u and go dey f@ck another man .

O what a shitty write-up. Must you post a topic here

No. 10 haaaaaaa baaaaaa!!!!!!

vizkiz:
Compiled trailer loads of bullshìt.

There fixed.

That no 5, dont even bother to call me back once I leave your stall. If you like run after me,i wont go back ,rada rada.

Olubee22:
That no 5, dont even bother to call me back once I leave your stall. If you like run after me,i wont go back ,rada rada.

No. 5 really pisses me off...

If I walk away from a shop, and I'm later called back to come purchase the goods for the price I mentioned, I will reduce the amount I offered before, gbabe! What kind of lame ass test is that?!

I will gladly saunter away.... at least, I now have a better idea of the price.

[quote author=Raydans post=55631482][/quote]I got it

guess what op

KunleSteel:
No. 5 really pisses me off...

If I walk away from a shop, and I'm later called back to come purchase the goods for the price I mentioned, I will reduce the amount I offered before, gbabe! What kind of lame ass test is that?!

I will gladly saunter away.... at least, I now have a better idea of the price.

wickedness!
Typical of my mum ,she would reduce the price to the extent that the seller would tell her to come and carry it.

lots of thread transformers here.