Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene - Jokes Etc (2)

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Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 7:21pm On Apr 19, 2017

smh

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by RaeMystix: 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2017

# 7

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by kingsley3218(m): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2017

I no go lie.....i belong to all the groups,i have all the traits in me,even peak milk confirm me tell me say it's in you!!!

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by ecstasy30(f): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2017

bond77:
I belong to the group who rushes to the fight scene like a saviour and mediator but with a hidden intention to press and squeeze out the hell of those succulent boobs and azz

And in case i sight any whistle-blower around who wants to spoil the mission, I would do the needful

U be bad guy

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Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by tunazi(m): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2017

EzigboNwanma:
4.

Technically, you won't find this one in a fight scene since he will run away as soon as the fight starts

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by kuuljay(m): 7:23pm On Apr 19, 2017

I used to be number 7 until one day as the fight was going on one guy picked a bottle and threw at the ceiling fan,I dropped my precious bottle of kronenburg and climbed to number 4

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 7:24pm On Apr 19, 2017

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 7:24pm On Apr 19, 2017

You didn't include the camera phone group

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by niggi4life(m): 7:25pm On Apr 19, 2017

I vividly remember one cold night i was out with my guys at a bar, d drinks were flowing and nice music to compliment it.
As we were about to leave we heard shouts outside d bar, two pretty girls were fighting about a guy, they were skimpily dressed so i wanted to take that advantage and squeeze their booby out of their chests they kept fightin, i kept separating or rather smooching my life, unknown to me one of d girl fell into a mud, as i was about to still squeeze her i fell Yakata inside d entire muddy road and my entire self was all in d mud. Passers-by saw me ontop of d girl and started pouring curses and insults on me that i was fighting a girl i just jejely left with shame after even misplacing my wallet in d mud, ever since then if i see two fighting i go pick race

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Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by kuuljay(m): 7:25pm On Apr 19, 2017

I used to be number 7 until one day as the fight was going on one guy picked a bottle and threw at the ceiling fan,I dropped my precious bottle of kronenburg and climbed to number 4 ,the babe I carry go,till today she doesn't talk to me but I no send

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by UgwuKristian: 7:30pm On Apr 19, 2017

IpobExposed:
6.The IPOB criminal members. Looking for who to do picking pocket

If i were to be the one who had been misbehaving all this year's like u do, all these useless MODs would have blocked me for a year, Nairaland MODs are biased.

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by atilla(m): 7:33pm On Apr 19, 2017

number 8 Na my work ooo

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nathan2016: 7:33pm On Apr 19, 2017

I walk away.. I see people fighting as fools.....

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Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by sisisioge: 7:37pm On Apr 19, 2017

No 4 o...I no fit shout biko grin

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by sallazlee(m): 7:42pm On Apr 19, 2017

bond77:
I belong to the group who rushes to the fight scene like a saviour and mediator but with a hidden intention to press and squeeze out the hell of those succulent boobs and azz

And in case i sight any whistle-blower around who wants to spoil the mission, I would do the needful

hmmmmm why bro

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Exponental(m): 8:06pm On Apr 19, 2017

EzigboNwanma:
9.

the fighter

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Pearly255(f): 8:16pm On Apr 19, 2017

Don't wanna ruin my face cheesy

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Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 8:20pm On Apr 19, 2017

Oyind17:

who u dey shine teeth for grin

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by hakimi1974(m): 8:29pm On Apr 19, 2017

adecz:
Drunken Master in the Cattle Master's shadow.

ha, ha, ha. your sense of immagination is top notch. come and see as me, and my friends dey laugh.

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Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by AlphaStyles(m): 8:35pm On Apr 19, 2017

me na amebo

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2017

lol na 2 and 7 I dey o grin

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by firebaby(f): 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2017

I am number 4. undecided

...a Yoruba adage says (mojamosa ni a n mo akinkanju loju Ogun)*he who runs today lives to see another fight kiss

....the bottles fit mistakenly break for person head.....thank you

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Olanrefront3355(m): 8:46pm On Apr 19, 2017

Na hail I dey hail fighters grin

Emi Ika

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Hades2016(m): 8:50pm On Apr 19, 2017

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 19, 2017

konjishild:
who u dey shine teeth for

You're doing same. I remembered what happened years back. 2 of my neighbors were fighting and I was supporting one of them. The weapon they used that night injured me. The wound is still on my hand though very small.

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by GMbuharii: 9:03pm On Apr 19, 2017

EzigboNanma:
4.

#4,USAIN BOLT...THATS THE CONE HEADS GROUP.. grin

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by Nobody: 9:11pm On Apr 19, 2017

EzigboNwanma:
4.

This is me. I run asap.

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by akigbemaru: 9:13pm On Apr 19, 2017

bond77:
I belong to the group who rushes to the fight scene like a saviour and mediator but with a hidden intention to press and squeeze out the hell of those succulent boobs and azz

And in case i sight any whistle-blower around who wants to spoil the mission, I would do the needful

Re: Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene by bellenornor(f): 9:38pm On Apr 19, 2017

Launcher:
I belong to the ones who cause the fight, provide the weapons to be used, but back out when the fight starts, sit in one corner and watch.

Go to Kaduna, kill a Fulani man's cattle, that's all