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If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by CyrusTheGreat(op): 4:52pm On May 01, 2017

Xpost from reddit:

If Moses had had Google Maps, it would have taken the Israeli tribe only 6 days to walk from Cairo to Jerusalem, instead of 40 years.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Jerusalem,+Israel/Cairo+Governorate,+Egypt/@29.532487,33.3134523,7z/data=!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x1502d7d634c1fc4b:0xd96f623e456ee1cb!2m2!1d35.21371!2d31.768319!1m5!1m1!1s0x1458109d9117a8cf:0x269b3d02e26da2b9!2m2!1d31.5370003!2d30.1197986!3e2

I guess Moses just didn't have a very good sense of direction

grin

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Dalastically: 5:06pm On May 01, 2017

He had the cloud of God directing their paths.. .
I would prefer God's cloud over my head for directions than Google map.. grin

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Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Nobody: 5:08pm On May 01, 2017

Dalastically:
He had the cloud of God directing their paths.. .
I would prefer God's cloud over my head for directions than Google map..

The cloud took them 40 years.

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Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Dalastically: 6:05pm On May 01, 2017

PapiSmith:
The cloud took them 40 years.

And who tells you Google map would safe you from the wild animals and the Arabian merchant who are going to sell you to Mesopotamia for slavery grin

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Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by felixomor: 6:06pm On May 01, 2017

Dalastically:
And who tells you Google map would safe you from the wild animals and the Arabian merchant who are going to sell you to Mesopotamia for slavery

Gbam

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Nobody: 6:13pm On May 01, 2017

Dalastically:
And who tells you Google map would safe you from the wild animals and the Arabian merchant who are going to sell you to Mesopotamia for slavery

Please...be realistic

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Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Dalastically: 6:17pm On May 01, 2017

PapiSmith:
Please...be realistic

YOU'RE won't get to your destination with Google map from Egypt... Google map can divide the red sea Sir..

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Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Nobody: 6:23pm On May 01, 2017

Dalastically:
YOU'RE won't get to your destination with Google map from Egypt... Google map can divide the red sea Sir..

boats have been crossing seas before the existence of Moses

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by GoodMuyis(m): 8:08pm On May 01, 2017

PapiSmith:
boats have been crossing seas before the existence of Moses

Google Map? Does it has a boat for over or close to a Million people, while they are crossing the sea The Egyptian will caught up with them.

But you thread doesn't make sense. Think about it your self, crossing a distant sea by leg, fighting wars, walking with kids and women with infants all in six days haba!

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Dalastically: 9:52pm On May 01, 2017

PapiSmith:
boats have been crossing seas before the existence of Moses

I bet you don't have one.
No sailor would dare Pharoah to move am inch off the seashore while approaching the sea

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Emusan(m): 10:20pm On May 01, 2017

PapiSmith:
boats have been crossing seas before the existence of Moses

and boat will convey ALL the Israelites who left Egypt when the enemies are coming after them.

Truly, Atheists are the most intelligent ones

cheesy

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by MutantMetahuman: 12:47am On May 02, 2017

Poor moses

Re: If Moses Had Google Maps It Would Have Taken Only 6 Days To Travel To Jerusalem by Nobody: 3:45am On May 02, 2017

I've always wondered of his choice of route.

But let's not forget that the Egypt of those days was not the same as today's Egypt in terms of geography and size. Those people likely travelled from somewhere in the current Sudan.

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