₦airaland Forum

FrankNetter:
Mexicans

these people are the butt of majority of the jokes over here. But believe me, they're dogged hustlers.

Toppytek:
still in Nigeria and finding it difficult to go church on Sundays .. what if I find myself in a western country.hmm

franknetter d bae get plan for u.. just play your game wisely cos I know they act stupid at first and play d victim card thingy later.

she go soon ask if u do give head...if she by any mistake open those legs for u.. then u should do your job nicely.. yeah.. ur job .. do it nicely and you'll be rewarded bountifully.

The bold of your post got me laughing so hard but it is the truth, l was in a similar situation years ago when l was in Amsterdam for a conference, l was paired with a Blonde of Surinamese descent during one of the interactive sessions, l engaged her into another ""the other room conference "" in the words of Buhari Lol, after the conference, l controlled her to my crib, to cut a long story short, she says l have to wash her plate very well to stimulate her before l eat the real meal, l was not ready to do it but she practically forced me into it, taught me how to do it very well,

AngelicBeing:
The bold of your post got me laughing so hard but it is the truth, l was in a similar situation years ago when l was in Amsterdam for a conference, l was paired with a Blonde of Surinamese descent during one of the interactive sessions, l engaged her into another ""the other room conference "" in the words of Buhari Lol, after the conference, l controlled her to my crib, to cut a long story short, she says l have to wash her plate very well to stimulate her before l eat the real meal, l was not ready to do it but she practically forced me into it, taught me how to do it very well,

Toppytek:
my first and last time was this V babe.. I wasn't that good at it but she didn't allow me go further.. she almost ran mad.. but I'm still looking forward to see a CLEAN babe preferably Oyinbo wey go dey caress head and scream like a mad dog while I do my job nicely.. yeah... my job.. nicely.

FrankNetter:
Here are the much promised pictures of the "water fetching" place.

Its more like a cway water thingy. But you do it yourself.

abduldope:
bruuh any sign of Racism or Gang related cases you've come across so far ??



I just wan know

Chapecoense:
Frank, You talked about football in your previous post.. Is it possible for one to get into a club there and become a professional? What are the chances for one coming with F1 visa?

Quincyolarks:
religion doesn't hold sway in the West like it does in sub Saharan Africa, I guess?

Originalsly:
Sooo true. Mexicans always be working like they in urgent need for money to save their life..... they don't play.. and they hard to match one on one....they be like the engine room of America... since the food chain is nothing without them.@op.... so you can't match the ehmmm... lightening speed of the hmmm... illiterate burger makers? . People here may not know much... but damn... the one thing they may know... they know it damn well.
I was in this little breakfast joint... termed a Hole in the Wall here!.... narrow place... like 5 m deep... narrow counter down the middle... like six stools... guy behind the counter working the grill... customers filing in on the other side between the stools and the wall... grill guy backing us all while working the grill..."yes my man..what you getting? "... customer... "let me get some grits with scrambled eggs, lettuce, no tomatoes, just a little salt, light toast, a little ketchup on the eggs and large light coffee with two sugars" . This guy will go on to take two more such orders... not writing anything. .. while he is finishing up other orders on the grill.At that point...I know is nooo way I can do his job!..I couldn't even remember what the first order was!...and these people quick to call you out.." didn't I say 2 sugars?..you put only one. You be slipping dawg!"

FrankNetter:
Bro, the average american doesn't give two fvkcs about religion. They believe mostly in cause and effect, if you study hard, you would get good grades, if you invest, you get returns. No be by going to church everyday to scream out your lungs so that an imaginary being would tell someone to pay money into your account.
or after studying hard, one lecturer would tell you if you do not give him yansh, you won't graduate.

Bossman:
Exactly! That's one of the reasons Nigeria is where it is today. The average Nigerian has been brain washed to believe that God is coming to save Nigeria. Or that prayer, without hard work, will save them. There is church at every corner in lagos, and yet Nigeria is still what it is today. When are folks going to wake up!

FrankNetter:
Bossman, I read that the finance minister Kemi Adeosun said God would come and make nigeria's economy better,

Bossman:
Exactly! That's one of the reasons Nigeria is where it is today. The average Nigerian has been brain washed to believe that God is coming to save Nigeria. Or that prayer, without hard work, will save them. There is church at every corner in lagos, and yet Nigeria is still what it is today. When are folks going to wake up!

lolawilliams:
Has an askerik after it.

Doesnt matters how many revivals, crusades, camps, deliverance attend, Nigeria is going nowhere, prayers only work when there's a carry through plan.

They would rather tell you to give openhandedly to the Lord to recieve heavily, pastors will cook banal themes like "Marriage by Force", "Get rich by force" , "Travel by force" and sell unorthodox religious fetish that only cause more problem. You see churches using P.O.S machine when it's offering time. Good God!!!

lionlee216:
Update
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From my last post, the lady I said she came to pick me up at church. Let me call her Candace(Not real name though) said she will like to me to come and spend the weekend in her appartment. I was like 'wow' I just hit a jackpot, I didnt even think about it twice before accepting the offer.

So last saturday, she drove over 2hrs to pick me up and branched some places to get some stuffs. we arrived at her appartment, she cooked and i helped cleaning the house and now it was just her and I. what next? she sat on her three seater and i sat on the double seater, i just told her i would love her to side by my side and she got up to sit by my side, I just wrapped my hands arround her and the next i realised is that we were already cuddling . So in the night, i drank a 3/4 of red wine, i took my shower, dressed up and went to bed. She was like are you going to sleep with your jeans on? as a sharp boy, I said I never sleep that I am still relaxing. so mins later, I removed everything remaining my boxers only and i used deodourant to smell good. her bed isnt big so there was really no much space btw us. the bed is not big that if she decide to "back me" or face me, all will be to my advantage . we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.

The second lady that said sorry to me because i couldnt eat pvssy was texting me she needed to talk to me and i had to talk to me. i discivered she is really interested in me(I no fine oo) but i guess she liked my conversation. she kept lamenting about being tired of relationship and asking me why i like her etc. I asked her again if eating pvssy is still a requirement and she said I am a nice person that she will see what she can do. i told her I am even interested in eating her pvssy and she was like "OMG!! lol, I cant stop laughing. well i will teach you but i dont want you to do what you are not comfortable doing" I replied saying who knows I might already be a professional. So she is coming to see me. she lives 3 hrs away..

I still get a 47yr old white woman that lives 5 mins away that likes young blood and wants to marry me when i told her i am here for studies and I am not a permanent resident of this country and she said it will be so heartbreaking to see me leave after my studies.

Thats the gist oo but all these below 30 years girl just dey use person form jare. me sef lock up for them, if u do me shakara, above 30 years women full ground make dem hold theirself lol

lionlee216:
Update
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From my last post, the lady I said she came to pick me up at church. Let me call her Candace(Not real name though) said she will like to me to come and spend the weekend in her appartment. I was like 'wow' I just hit a jackpot, I didnt even think about it twice before accepting the offer.

So last saturday, she drove over 2hrs to pick me up and branched some places to get some stuffs. we arrived at her appartment, she cooked and i helped cleaning the house and now it was just her and I. what next? she sat on her three seater and i sat on the double seater, i just told her i would love her to side by my side and she got up to sit by my side, I just wrapped my hands arround her and the next i realised is that we were already cuddling . So in the night, i drank a 3/4 of red wine, i took my shower, dressed up and went to bed. She was like are you going to sleep with your jeans on? as a sharp boy, I said I never sleep that I am still relaxing. so mins later, I removed everything remaining my boxers only and i used deodourant to smell good. her bed isnt big so there was really no much space btw us. the bed is not big that if she decide to "back me" or face me, all will be to my advantage . we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.

The second lady that said sorry to me because i couldnt eat pvssy was texting me she needed to talk to me and i had to talk to me. i discivered she is really interested in me(I no fine oo) but i guess she liked my conversation. she kept lamenting about being tired of relationship and asking me why i like her etc. I asked her again if eating pvssy is still a requirement and she said I am a nice person that she will see what she can do. i told her I am even interested in eating her pvssy and she was like "OMG!! lol, I cant stop laughing. well i will teach you but i dont want you to do what you are not comfortable doing" I replied saying who knows I might already be a professional. So she is coming to see me. she lives 3 hrs away..

I still get a 47yr old white woman that lives 5 mins away that likes young blood and wants to marry me when i told her i am here for studies and I am not a permanent resident of this country and she said it will be so heartbreaking to see me leave after my studies.

Thats the gist oo but all these below 30 years girl just dey use person form jare. me sef lock up for them, if u do me shakara, above 30 years women full ground make dem hold theirself lol

FrankNetter:
I have not witnessed any gang related violence firsthand (I pray not to); but gang related shootings are always on the news in chicago. As for racism, I haven't encountered any.

mrjojo:
you slept and woke up? Ha, nothing happened? Bros are u related to Jesus?

lionlee216:
Update
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From my last post, the lady I said she came to pick me up at church. Let me call her Candace(Not real name though) said she will like to me to come and spend the weekend in her appartment. I was like 'wow' I just hit a jackpot, I didnt even think about it twice before accepting the offer.

So last saturday, she drove over 2hrs to pick me up and branched some places to get some stuffs. we arrived at her appartment, she cooked and i helped cleaning the house and now it was just her and I. what next? she sat on her three seater and i sat on the double seater, i just told her i would love her to side by my side and she got up to sit by my side, I just wrapped my hands arround her and the next i realised is that we were already cuddling . So in the night, i drank a 3/4 of red wine, i took my shower, dressed up and went to bed. She was like are you going to sleep with your jeans on? as a sharp boy, I said I never sleep that I am still relaxing. so mins later, I removed everything remaining my boxers only and i used deodourant to smell good. her bed isnt big so there was really no much space btw us. the bed is not big that if she decide to "back me" or face me, all will be to my advantage . we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.

The second lady that said sorry to me because i couldnt eat pvssy was texting me she needed to talk to me and i had to talk to me. i discivered she is really interested in me(I no fine oo) but i guess she liked my conversation. she kept lamenting about being tired of relationship and asking me why i like her etc. I asked her again if eating pvssy is still a requirement and she said I am a nice person that she will see what she can do. i told her I am even interested in eating her pvssy and she was like "OMG!! lol, I cant stop laughing. well i will teach you but i dont want you to do what you are not comfortable doing" I replied saying who knows I might already be a professional. So she is coming to see me. she lives 3 hrs away..

I still get a 47yr old white woman that lives 5 mins away that likes young blood and wants to marry me when i told her i am here for studies and I am not a permanent resident of this country and she said it will be so heartbreaking to see me leave after my studies.

Thats the gist oo but all these below 30 years girl just dey use person form jare. me sef lock up for them, if u do me shakara, above 30 years women full ground make dem hold theirself lol

Toppytek:
@lionlee216.. your head dey there... I can see you're a good bad sharp guy.. I wouldn't have done any better if I had to Play your role.

remember what I said the other time?.. do your job very well.. eat.. bite .. swallow.. dig... dig as in deeper.

enjoy yourself bro.