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zionmade:
Please attempt all
1. Are u a big bang product AKa big bangie?
2. Are ur ancestors from d lineage of apes and gorrillas?
3. Wat if ur wife gives birth to an ape? Hint: u may be carrying a gene from ur ancestor who was an ape.
4. As a product of explosion wat type of brains was imparted into ur empty skull by d explosive event dat led to ur existence.
5. Add other explainations of ur miserable existence as a big bangie

guy you need to chill out. This is not good for your mental health.you are slowly losing it

zionmade:
Please attempt all
1. Are u a big bang product AKa big bangie?
2. Are ur ancestors from d lineage of apes and gorrillas?
3. Wat if ur wife gives birth to an ape? Hint: u may be carrying a gene from ur ancestor who was an ape.
4. As a product of explosion wat type of brains was imparted into ur empty skull by d explosive event dat led to ur existence.
5. Add other explainations of ur miserable existence as a big bangie

Big Bang was first proposed by a theist, Georges Lemaître, a Belgian physicist and Roman Catholic priest, and the Pope even wanted to make it part of the Christian doctrine as "proof of god"

Superpower:
guy you need to chill out. This is not good for your mental health.you are slowly losing it

Loo thanks for ur concern. I dnt take these things as serious as u think. Life can be boring without some funny leisures

hopefulLandlord:
Big Bang was first proposed by a theist, Georges Lemaître, a Belgian physicist and Roman Catholic priest, and the Pope even wanted to make it part of the Christian doctrine as "proof of god"

Bla bla bla. I dnt know any roman catholic pope d only people i listen to are those who follow after Jesus and his apostles.
I am not a big bang product
Are u a big bangie?
Now return d question to ur dad

You will have to do as your parents are doing, waking up and breaking fast,
but you can stock your room with snacks to be eating at strategic periods.

zionmade:
Come oo are u one of d big bangies?
Chaii big bangeism has suffered.
I thought big bangies association were only made up of at least educated men who foolishly think they are wise am disappointed to see u here, somebody's toy for dat matter.

Quote me again on a Christianity related news and receive d whip of ur life

Many are mad but few are roaming, I hope your relatives are
aware of your condition.

and what are they going to do to you if you didn't fast??

sanesta:
and what are they going to do to you if you didn't fast??

very good question

from the way OP constructed his post I feel his parents are very devout Muslims who take Allah first in literally EVERYTHING, that means there would definitely be consequences if his atheism is discovered

maybe they stop caring about him and see him as worth the least amongst their children and even children of extended family, this can lead to total lack of support and OP sounds like someone who still depends on them for a lot of things and his life would most likely become miserable of such supports are withdrawn

latsy:
Many are mad but few are roaming, I hope your relatives are aware of your condition.

Most mad men think dat sane people are mad.

How will you not escape Ramadan. Go to where no body knows you and eat. Make sure you hide some snacks in your closet and eat when no body is around. It's not that difficult is it?

hopefulLandlord:
very good question

from the way OP constructed his post I feel his parents are very devout Muslims who take Allah first in literally EVERYTHING, that means there would definitely be consequences if his atheism is discovered

maybe they stop caring about him and see him as worth the least amongst their children and even children of extended family, this can lead to total lack of support and OP sounds like someone who still depends on them for a lot of things and his life would most likely become miserable of such supports are withdrawn

Muslim parents will happily kill their child if they know that he's an atheist. Atheism has no space and place in Islamic house holds. An atheist is tye works thing you can ever be. Muslims parents will accept a terrorist child that kills thousands , but they'll never accept an atheist.

hopefulLandlord:
very good question

from the way OP constructed his post I feel his parents are very devout Muslims who take Allah first in literally EVERYTHING, that means there would definitely be consequences if his atheism is discovered

maybe they stop caring about him and see him as worth the least amongst their children and even children of extended family, this can lead to total lack of support and OP sounds like someone who still depends on them for a lot of things and his life would most likely become miserable of such supports are withdrawn

exactly!!

I pity the poor boy.

zionmade:
Most mad men think dat sane people are mad.

Are you speaking from experience ?

All these brainless kids claiming to be atheist sha. Smh.

sanesta:
and what are they going to do to you if you didn't fast??

nothing actually. just that i don't want to give them any hint about me being an atheist. I don't really depend on them on anything just free accommodation andI don't want my folks to be sad because of me..

zionmade:
Big uncle bangie how far.
How is ur great grannie d chimpanzee.
I wonder how foolish u will look to ur children telling dem u were a big bang product of one accidental explosion and dat u great grand parents were apes.

I quoted someone who insulted my spiritual father in one of her coments. Now can u carry ur big banged brain off my way?

I m 100% sure this foolish quote was liked by Felixomor. He is the only one capable of liking foolish quotes on Nairaland. What do u expect when Ur brain sleeps.

frank317:
I m 100% sure this foolish quote was liked by Felixomor. He is the only one capable of liking foolish quotes on Nairaland. What do u expect when Ur brain sleeps.

Hmm am surprised big bangies are still quoting me.
Anyway greet ur great grandfather d ape for me. Cry me a river while i enjoy d mentions

thrash! Get well soon! [s]

proudafrogal:
idiot didn't you see ur pained brother in Christ wailing and insulting somebody on this thread becos she criticised a fake womanizing jerry curl pastor on another thread. te'za gamu. ode

cry baby. fvck off i didn't mention you in the first place.

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Pluto16:
nothing actually. just that i don't want to give them any hint about me being an atheist. I don't really depend on them on anything just free accommodation andI don't want my folks to be sad because of me..

well, since you said you don't depend on them in anything apart from accommodation, that simply means you can take care of your feeding..

do it codedly.

Pluto16:
Guys I need your advice. I'm an Atheist, 22 years old. Though I grew up in a very religious muslim Family. I denounce my religion in 2015 and turned atheist last year (2016).Now the problem is, I'm still living under my parent's roof, They don't know I'm an atheist and Ramadan fasting is fast approaching and as an atheist I can't pretend and starve myself for nothing.
My parent are strict about fasting, even last year i faked malaria fever to avoid Ramadan. This year edition is just few days away...

Please Fellow NLanders, how do I escape this year Ramadan fasting? your advice is needed urgently..

STRICTLY FOR ATHEIST!!!
PLEASE DON'T DERAIL THIS THREAD OR TRY TO PREACH OR CONVINCE ME, COS YOU WILL JUST WASTE YOUR TIME...

Well congratulations on your decision on being an atheist, it must have been a serious decision for you. Now to your question, apparently you still depend on your folks for a few things. You need to go with the flow on the ramadan fast. Seriously how hard can it be? Muslims basically miss only lunch in the so called Ramadan fast while binge eating at sahur and iftar. So you are basically missing lunch only! Your only mission is to find how to fill your stomach at lunch without being seen. It should not be that hard! I would recommend dates as your quick snack pocket companion during the day!

zionmade:
Hmm am surprised big bangies are still quoting me.
Anyway greet ur great grandfather d ape for me. Cry me a river while i enjoy d mentions

LOL

frank317:
I m 100% sure this foolish quote was liked by Felixomor. He is the only one capable of liking foolish quotes on Nairaland. What do u expect when Ur brain sleeps.

Ignoramus,
Better
Keep shut.
You dont have to mention me everytime.

Job 22:1 Then Eliphaz the Temanite answered and said, 22:2 Can a man be profitable unto God, as he that is wise may be profitable unto himself? 22:3 Is it any pleasure to the Almighty, that thou art righteous? or is it gain to him, that thou makest thy ways perfect? 22:4 Will he reprove thee for fear of thee? will he enter with thee into judgment? 22:5 Is not thy wickedness great? and thine iniquities infinite?

the cry baby is pained. plus don't kill ya self [quote author=Amberon post=56429647]

Amberon:
thrash! Get well soon!

the cry baby is pained. plz don't kill ya self o