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Ezedon:
There's God my dear

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""Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen"."

This touched me!

eduevolutionnow:
On one hand, he is thinking of doing runs, on the other hand praising God for the success. Mr op is that what your bible teaches you?
Christians and hypocrisy 5 and 6.

Yes he didn't die for the flawless but the flawed. Grace at work.

eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

what is this one saying?

AntiWailer:
Did not read.

You were shading randomly and you think God will take such glory.

Pastor E A Adeboye finished with 1st Class.


Mountain of Fire Pastor finished with 1st class.


This is not a testimony, it is rubbish.

to him, he shaded randomly, to me he ticked the right answers by God's favour

@bolded, the of founder of Rccg, pa akindayomi finished with no class, he didn't go to school. Thank God for everything

eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

It is called the GRACE OF GOD. Graceis UNMERITED favour.

Alariwo2:
no read you hear? if post utme no hit you, your first year C.G.P.A go determine whether you will continue or not (for fed. unis not glorifred secondary schools like C.U)

In my time, a lady scored 350+ in Jamb but her first year GP was below 1.0.. lorokan sha, school withdrew her admission

so your fight is just starting.. don't rejoice just yet

Why r you so negative

OP Na God wan bless for your zeal and determination to further, selling you phone to buy the JAMB form I swear that sh*t's some inspiration. Pray you get the admission you seek

Oga op

I doubt if your 227 can get you admission for any serious course in Amy serious university in this country.

You had better start preparing for another jamb

Y is there no name or detail on d result, abi was it photoshopped?

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

BlazingAyomikun:
Keyboardwarwar, you're very senseless. You passed by CHEATING [even though your brain was empty, you exploited the loophole in an objective exam like UTME, by guessing the answers, so you GOT LUCKY], and you had the temerity to come here to announce that it was God that made you pass? What kind of petty God do you serve who concerns himself with trivial nonsense, especially one as ridiculous as intervening in the examination of someone who didn't work hard in preparation for it? Are you SICK? So, God made you pass, which automatically implies that he must be responsible for the failure of those who didn't, making you an elect, a special person enjoying a special privilege/grace, isn't that so?

I deeply detest this kind of disgusting stvpidity. Get out of here with your senselessness and fraudulent result owing to the susceptibility of UTME to tricks such as the one you employed. You picked answers RANDOMLY showing that you didn't prepare for the exam, and still had the impudence and the gall to come here to praise your God who's just as senseless as you, for a success you didn't deserve.

Grace bro, grace...you dont need to shit on top some else's joy. You dont believe in God so why are you posting "nobel prize award thank you speech" on his post. To each his own o. if you think its only hard work that will take you far, well good for you...

I don't see how your result is a sign of God's existence. God exist, we know but his existence has nothing to do with result

Dear original poster, i don't for a second doubt the existence of God but truth be told, you were just lucky. In fact, this years Jamb will favour many as there is an upsurge in the pass level this year. The irrelevant exam is made easier by the day. Anyways, congrats as you bask in your moment of glory.

PS: Any douche bag that quotes me.....

ivolt:
You appear to be the greater fool here, any smart person knows that
hard work and persistence are the ingredient of success, anyone
can "achieve" by adopting a crooked or gambler way of life as you advocate,
but such people are a minus on the nations progress.

Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university
and became a doctor or engineer, how unreliable will he be ?

If you were born in earlier period, you would have been one of the foolish slave trader
who sold their compatriots for penny and marvelled at their smartness,
while thanking their god for being "successful". The end doesn't justify the means.


Lazy people should never be celebrated!

If God does not build the house,the builders labour in vain,if God doesn't intervene,you are only working in vain.

He who doesn't believe in God and has his way going on smoothly only has a short period of time to run back to him,don't be a fool,accept the fact that there is an Almighty up there and erase the ignoramus and fallacious belief of yours.

OurworkComNg1:
Grace bro, grace...you dont need to shit on top some else's joy. You dont believe in God so why are you posting "nobel prize award thank you speech" on his post. To each his own o. if you think its only hard work that will take you far, well good for you...

Shut the fvck up, my friend! I'm condemning a toxic, contemptible ideology which contributes to the ills of our society and you're here spewing stomach-churning bullocks, telling me to mind my business. What nonsense. You Christards/religitards are just so disgustingly moroni'c and infuriatingly irritating. Take your nauseating preaching elsewhere. Bullsh*t.

Passing jamb is proof of a God.

Nigeria, which way?


..sigh

ivolt:
You appear to be the greater fool here, any smart person knows that
hard work and persistence are the ingredient of success, anyone
can "achieve" by adopting a crooked or gambler way of life as you advocate,
but such people are a minus on the nations progress.

Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university
and became a doctor or engineer, how unreliable will he be ?

If you were born in earlier period, you would have been one of the foolish slave trader
who sold their compatriots for penny and marvelled at their smartness,
while thanking their god for being "successful". The end doesn't justify the means.


Lazy people should never be celebrated!

Nice Point but No matter how Hard you work or how smart you are if God is not with you... You will never go anywhere in life.
I have seen smart/hardworking yet unsuccessful people and dumb yet successful people.

" Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university
"
But seriously LOLz

With that been said, leave him let him celebrate "God's goodness"
BTW he said he had left school for a while and many factors could have contributed to his not preparing for the exams.
Before you come here and start being negative you should have asked why he didn't prepare?

When grace speaks !
Congratulations sir

eduevolutionnow:
Why are we like this in this country? Why do we love to rubbish the Almighty thinking we are praising him.
The op has reduced God to someone who is concerned with such frivolities like awarding marks to him where he deserved none.
To Mr Op today you are lucky, tomorrow u might not be, please don't go blaming God then because it seems you have a shallow Understanding of this entity called God.

Tomorrow now e ll be unlucky and b blaming jamb instead of god.....People drag god to all sort of rubbish

ivolt:
You appear to be the greater fool here, any smart person knows that
hard work and persistence are the ingredient of success, anyone
can "achieve" by adopting a crooked or gambler way of life as you advocate,
but such people are a minus on the nations progress.

Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university
and became a doctor or engineer, how unreliable will he be ?

If you were born in earlier period, you would have been one of the foolish slave trader
who sold their compatriots for penny and marvelled at their smartness,
while thanking their god for being "successful". The end doesn't justify the means.


Lazy people should never be celebrated!

You're SO AMAZING, bro!

m6tem:
[color=maroon]Nice Point but No matter how Hard you work or how smart you are if God is not with you... You will never go anywhere in life.
I have seen smart/hardworking yet unsuccessful people and dumb yet successful people.[/color]

" Imagine if this "miracle" student was able to scale true university
"
But seriously LOLz

With that been said, leave him let him celebrate "God's goodness"
BTW he said he had left school for a while and many factors could have contributed to his not preparing for the exams.
Before you come here and start being negative you should have asked why he didn't prepare?

People like you are the reason why our country is shit!

stagger:
It is called the GRACE OF GOD. Grace is UNMERITED favour.

how about law of God? What you called God's unmerited favor doesn't apply here

munyiwa:
What have you achieved in your life? mediocres like you will keep chewing Groundnut and roasted plantain,walking aimlessly all about,at the age of 45,I mean! How will someone despise the existence of God? Such a fool you are.

U didn't read his qoute properly

GLOBALSTAR:
Please fellow Nairalanders i did my JAMB on tuesday and i have not seen my result please is there anyother means of checking it apart from JAMB PORTAL?

Yes. Ask seun, i think he might know.

OurworkComNg1:
to him, he shaded randomly, to me he ticked the right answers by God's favour

@bolded, the of founder of Rccg, pa akindayomi finished with no class, he didn't go to school. Thank God for everything

Excellent! I must confess, this touched me. Thanks.

Stvpid olodo. English is your hope, yet you can't put together one correct sentence. Is it in the university you'll learn English? Smh.

good job.

keyboardwarwar:
Hallelujah!!! dear people of nairaland join me thanks my God 4 me.i finished sec. sch. in the year 2012.That was the first time i tried out Jamb examination,then it was a paper base test[with fresh brain, out from the secondary school,as usual i was expected to pass the examination].But when the result came out it was a misery one. As i, score a total marks of 84 with chemistry missing[it come be like say them come dey follow me from my village] . but i didn't lose hope! as i proceed to studies OND in computer Engineering and Advance Diploma in Software Engineeering @Lagos.[but as expected my mama used the jamb result to torment my life any time i bleep up or anytime i mention something about university degree.] to cut the long story short! i decided to try out this year jamb examination, but to be sincere! i was so afraid as i have been out of touch with CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS more especially MATHEMATICS so how am i going to pass this examination?. I sold my precious phone[as i didn't have money] just to purchased the jamb pin @ the officially closing day of the registration. Fast forward! i was given monday 15 of may as my examination day.Money to get to the examination centre was another wahala but miraculously the money came,i was checked,got into the examination hall ushered to my exam's system and instruction was given for all the examiners to logged in.I logged in! my time Began to ticked, my heart too began to Beat faster like a Yoruba talking drum.
Where will i start??[That was the question i ask myself cos by this time i didn't know anythings in PHYSICS,MATHEMATICS and CHEMISTRY as English was my only hope]. And the security was so tight! cctv cameras everywhere at the corners of the hall.Fast forward i began to tick my answers on english,i spent like 1hr 30mins to answer questions mainly on English and i,used the remaining 30mins to ticks answers RANDOMLY on CHEMISTRY,PHYSICS and MATHS [i ticks some answers A,some B some C some D and i will begins ticking from D,C,B,A again all, ignorantly].MY time remaining 3mins to go i pressed S,i said a short prayer of helps from above before pressing another S which means i have submitted my exam,but was not happy at all.

Inside a Bus on my way back home! i overheard a guy said to his friend on phone if his result is not favourable he knew a man who can upgrade his result with a sum of #30,000.I was tempted to make enquiring about this said man. But when i remember that i,didn't have any penny i just kept quiet and said the following prayers.

"Lord Jesus if someone can take a bribe to upgrade someone's result.Lord please take all the Glorys and upgrade my result- Amen".

Surprising when my result came out this is what i score!.....i'm so much happy considering the level of my preparation i, have been away from CHEMISTRY,MATHS,PHYSICS for over 5years nows.

o boy i guess you confused the computer

BlazingAyomikun:
People like you are the reason why our country is shit!

BlazingAyomikun:
People like you are the reason why our country is shit!

BlazingAyomikun:
People like you are the reason why our country is shit!

Sorry I'm not a politician and none of my ancestors from my grand-dad has been.

If you looking for a reason why your beloved Nigeria is a shit maybe you should start from yourself.

munyiwa:
If God does not build the house,the builders labour in vain,if God doesn't intervene,you are only working in vain.

He who doesn't believe in God and has his way going on smoothly only has a short period of time to run back to him,don't be a fool,accept the fact that there is an Almighty up there and erase the ignoramus and fallacious belief of yours.

The problem here is not doubting the existence of God, to think u ll pass because u believe in God is d problem.
Do u expect God to write ur exam for u without studying the oo just got lucky

Mine will not be different...congrats bro..