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Federal Poly Nekede Stories by maureensylvia(op): 8:34pm On May 23, 2017
When your lecturer and another lecturer
are arguing over who owns
a venue. You be praying your lecturer loses the argument # FEDPONEK_stories


One 400 level guy will just come from nowhere and will use tutorial and past questions to collect the babe you've been nurturing since 100 level​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"​


One monitoring-spirit called "Friend" that will never visit on days you soak "Garri", until you manage to fry plantain​ and egg
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


Have you ever been so blank in an exam hall, that you spend the remaining 1 hour calculating your Gp​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


We are always writing names for everything​
You see a list going round; you don't know what its for oh, but the next thing is "please lemme write my name"​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


If you have never asked your neighbour "Wetin you
cook?" Then your #FEDPONEK_Stories ain't complete​.


You're cooking rice and someone from the third room comes to tell you "please remember that I don't like too much pepper​ #FEDPONEK_Stories


You're bathing in a bathroom, you hear a voice from the next bathroom "Bae ah fit use your soap​"
#FEDPONEK_Stories


That moment when a lecturer will come to a 2 hours class but uses 1 hour 15 minutes to insult almost the entire class one by one then uses 30 minutes to tell you about his life history then uses 15 minutes to lecture
#FEDPONEK_Stories


That moment you rushed for a 8am lecture and to
make it faster, u took bike. And as you got down
from the bike, looking for money in your wallet,you
heard your course rep saying- eehhhhmm, The class will no longer hold, I called the lecturer


#FEDPONEK_Storieshuh


# IrepFEDPONEKEDE.





cc: lalasticlala I know it's not a snake thread but pls put it on FP for fedpoly alumni
Re: Federal Poly Nekede Stories by id4sho(m): 7:39am On Jun 28, 2019
maureensylvia:
When your lecturer and another lecturer
are arguing over who owns
a venue. You be praying your lecturer loses the argument # FEDPONEK_stories


One 400 level guy will just come from nowhere and will use tutorial and past questions to collect the babe you've been nurturing since 100 level​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"​


One monitoring-spirit called "Friend" that will never visit on days you soak "Garri", until you manage to fry plantain​ and egg
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


Have you ever been so blank in an exam hall, that you spend the remaining 1 hour calculating your Gp​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


We are always writing names for everything​
You see a list going round; you don't know what its for oh, but the next thing is "please lemme write my name"​
#FEDPONEK_Stories"


If you have never asked your neighbour "Wetin you
cook?" Then your #FEDPONEK_Stories ain't complete​.


You're cooking rice and someone from the third room comes to tell you "please remember that I don't like too much pepper​ #FEDPONEK_Stories


You're bathing in a bathroom, you hear a voice from the next bathroom "Bae ah fit use your soap​"
#FEDPONEK_Stories


That moment when a lecturer will come to a 2 hours class but uses 1 hour 15 minutes to insult almost the entire class one by one then uses 30 minutes to tell you about his life history then uses 15 minutes to lecture
#FEDPONEK_Stories


That moment you rushed for a 8am lecture and to
make it faster, u took bike. And as you got down
from the bike, looking for money in your wallet,you
heard your course rep saying- eehhhhmm, The class will no longer hold, I called the lecturer


#FEDPONEK_Storieshuh


# IrepFEDPONEKEDE.





cc: lalasticlala I know it's not a snake thread but pls put it on FP for fedpoly alumni
hilarious
Re: Federal Poly Nekede Stories by blank(f): 11:18am On Jun 28, 2019
Humans are the same everywhere. This was very true for my uni.
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