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Federal Poly Nekede Stories by maureensylvia(f): 8:34pm On May 23, 2017 |
When your lecturer and another lecturer are arguing over who owns a venue. You be praying your lecturer loses the argument # FEDPONEK_stories One 400 level guy will just come from nowhere and will use tutorial and past questions to collect the babe you've been nurturing since 100 level #FEDPONEK_Stories" One monitoring-spirit called "Friend" that will never visit on days you soak "Garri", until you manage to fry plantain and egg #FEDPONEK_Stories" Have you ever been so blank in an exam hall, that you spend the remaining 1 hour calculating your Gp #FEDPONEK_Stories" We are always writing names for everything You see a list going round; you don't know what its for oh, but the next thing is "please lemme write my name" #FEDPONEK_Stories" If you have never asked your neighbour "Wetin you cook?" Then your #FEDPONEK_Stories ain't complete. You're cooking rice and someone from the third room comes to tell you "please remember that I don't like too much pepper #FEDPONEK_Stories You're bathing in a bathroom, you hear a voice from the next bathroom "Bae ah fit use your soap" #FEDPONEK_Stories That moment when a lecturer will come to a 2 hours class but uses 1 hour 15 minutes to insult almost the entire class one by one then uses 30 minutes to tell you about his life history then uses 15 minutes to lecture #FEDPONEK_Stories That moment you rushed for a 8am lecture and to make it faster, u took bike. And as you got down from the bike, looking for money in your wallet,you heard your course rep saying- eehhhhmm, The class will no longer hold, I called the lecturer #FEDPONEK_Stories # IrepFEDPONEKEDE. cc: lalasticlala I know it's not a snake thread but pls put it on FP for fedpoly alumni 3 Likes |
Re: Federal Poly Nekede Stories by id4sho(m): 7:39am On Jun 28, 2019 |
maureensylvia:hilarious |
Re: Federal Poly Nekede Stories by blank(f): 11:18am On Jun 28, 2019 |
Humans are the same everywhere. This was very true for my uni. |
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