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Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User - Christianity Etc (3) - Nairaland

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Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 7:20am On May 28, 2017
Incrizz:
Lol..

Aww..
Now you are sounding so sweet....

Let me explain something,

One day I was in a taxi in Ekiti,
We were 4 passengers in all.
When it was time to pay,

One of the passengers gave the driver money and said, "for all of us".
He alighted afterwards.
We were all srrangers, but that was how I entered free ride that day o. grin

Having been paid for,
The driver has no right to demand any more money from me right?
If I go ahead to pay, I'd be stupid, won't I?

Jesus Christ took our place.

Didn't you hear of the 'Dark Knight' Shooting: 3 Boyfriends Die Shielding Girlfriends ...

Google it.

These ones were shielding their girlfriends and died.

Christ took your place...

It's all love...

*I will really like to apologize for "bad behaviour".
It's not intentional.
Will you be my wife? grin
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Incrizz(f): 12:13pm On May 28, 2017
onyenze123:
Will you be my wife? grin
Urm..no, thanks? undecided
..
Re: Jesus Christ Committed Suicide – Twitter User by Nobody: 12:25pm On May 28, 2017
Incrizz:
Urm..no, thanks? undecided
..
Thanks grin
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