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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 12:03pm On Jun 14, 2017
Bishops10:

Lwkm.... You go hear am

No be small

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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ichommy(m): 12:17pm On Jun 14, 2017
nnamdibig:
This is seriously serious. Am in same condition bro.....mine sef na twins.

cheesy grin grin
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Appswheel(m): 12:33pm On Jun 14, 2017
Action man! get romantic gifts on www.custommall.com.ng to spice up the other room.

Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by sheba222(f): 1:25pm On Jun 14, 2017
Take him to motherless babies home and adopt him later when he is grown. You funny.

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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2017
bukatyne:

She is not a piece of meat; she is a body of meat to be explored.
explore
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2017
abescom:
no see. Are you on BBM? DM me your pin

I sent my phone number to your email address... Do u still want her to learn French.?
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Beey(f): 2:11pm On Jun 14, 2017
nnamdibig:

Not funny sometimes grin grin grin grin
Sorry oh, I understand physical intimacy is a basic need for men. grin.Not married myself but I keep praying for twins when that time comes.Well,I'd suggest you get each of the babies a pacifier & a rocking swing chair with some music.The pacifier will trick them to think they are being breast fed.The rocking swing chair will keep rocking them.You deserve to have some fun with your wife.

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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by nnamdibig(m): 2:35pm On Jun 14, 2017
Beey:
Sorry oh, I understand physical intimacy is a basic need for men. grin.Not married myself but I keep praying for twins when that time comes.Well,I'd suggest you get each of the babies a pacifier & a rocking swing chair with some music.The pacifier will trick them to think they are being breast fed.The rocking swing chair will keep rocking them.You deserve to have some fun with your wife.

On point my dear.

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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by DaGeneral(m): 2:44pm On Jun 14, 2017
I feel your pain my Broda,especially when you are a Banga Lee with a well endowed wife. Bro suppose i adopted my daughter i swear down during those days i would have returned her..You just have to stick to "Run and Smack" and the spontaneous quickies.9 out 10 times i waited for my daughter to sleep deep before action, na alarm clock dey wake me up the next day (in the process of putting her to sleep i doze off) and they can be very stingy while her mouth is on one sucking she is holding the other one like gold medal and am like shey na me pay for this br**st ni...lollll.Seriously its whole different ball game entirely when the children start coming.

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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by donsheddy1(m): 2:46pm On Jun 14, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
cheesy cheesy cheesy

There are other places you can explore na...

Kitchen; While she is cooking, you can eat her before eating the food she is making.

Bathroom



What if na public kitchen. As in what if na one room?
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by abescom: 2:48pm On Jun 14, 2017
sexybbstar:


I sent my phone number to your email address... Do u still want her to learn French.?
Yes want too. Send your number again.
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by singlefade25(f): 3:39pm On Jun 14, 2017
hahahahaaha
DaGeneral:
I feel your pain my Broda,especially when you are a Banga Lee with a well endowed wife. Bro suppose i adopted my daughter i swear down during those days i would have returned her..You just have to stick to "Run and Smack" and the spontaneous quickies.9 out 10 times i waited for my daughter to sleep deep before action, na alarm clock dey wake me up the next day (in the process of putting her to sleep i doze off) and they can be very stingy while her mouth is on one sucking she is holding the other one like gold medal and am like shey na me pay for this br**st ni...lollll.Seriously its whole different ball game entirely when the children start coming.

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Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by santicruz: 3:40pm On Jun 14, 2017
Ur wife should take Smirnoff ice before breastfeeding, baby will sleep till morning
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by Ifymma(f): 3:43pm On Jun 14, 2017
newlander:


i am considering your second option grin grin grin
Dont try that, to avoid stories that touch.
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by kechywillz(m): 10:32am On Jun 15, 2017
grin grin grin
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by sassyangel1(f): 11:16pm On Jun 16, 2017
Don't u have a duvet or a big wrapper u can cover you and your wife while she's breastfeeding your son? Quickie or missionary backyard style is what most couples that gat babies engage it. Most times we leave the bedroom and do our thing elsewhere. The only problem is no time for pre-intimacy cos we want to get to Canaan land sharp sharp. Parenthood especially during the baby stage no be moi moi o.
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by sassyangel1(f): 11:27pm On Jun 16, 2017
ceaser:


This position will require the baby lying on It's side to suckle. While it may provide some respite and release for an already bloated and filled sexual urge, it will limit the guy's exploration as he will have to leave the front yard for the exclusivity of the baby while he takes the back burner.

That being said, I will express concern and serious reservations about that solution. Here's why:

The baby will have to lie on It's side like I said earlier. Medically, nursing mothers are always discouraged from feeding their babies in such position, i.e. lying side by side without propping the baby's head up. It can cause the escape of contents into the inner ear from the mouth (there's connection between both cavities). This can give the baby otorrhoea, something which would definitely scare you enough to take him to visit doctor.

But have you tried being adventurous, cos if you are, you wouldn't think of limiting your stuff to the bed alone. How 'bout in a car, in the courtyard or in the kitchen and bathroom as others have suggested?

Leave matter for Mathias. Na today? If u r married and have a vigilante child like my daughter especially and you don't see your husband regularly cos of the nature of his job, omo, u'll reset ur brain and do anything and everything possible to satisfy urself and your partner. To be a mother is not easy cos u gat to sacrifice for your lil baby and husband.
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by SHOCK7(m): 6:51pm On Jun 19, 2017
greatgod2012:
You don't know what is called quickie until you start having kids!


Learn how to do quickies!
Learn how to do it in unusual places and at unusual time!
Never try and use any sleeping drugs or unneeded cough syrups for the boy, it's part of the marriage experiences!

Shalom!
Why 're all of you suggesting quickies, it is not the best thing 4 a man with a well endowed wife !
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by SHOCK7(m): 6:57pm On Jun 19, 2017
sexybbstar:


I sent my phone number to your email address... Do u still want her to learn French.?
hello sexybbstar?
Re: My Son Won't Let Me Get Any Action by ceaser: 6:45am On Oct 08, 2017
sassyangel1:


Leave matter for Mathias. Na today? If u r married and have a vigilante child like my daughter especially and you don't see your husband regularly cos of the nature of his job, omo, u'll reset ur brain and do anything and everything possible to satisfy urself and your partner. To be a mother is not easy cos u gat to sacrifice for your lil baby and husband.

Maybe you should consider the inconvenience of breast milk otorrhoea on the baby and it's subsequent stress on you when you take it to visit the doctor. It's not just like heat rash or something. It can actually get messier, like the baby developing fever for example.

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