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bonifieldstun:
lol then u tell your son to go to the door NAKED lol

If your son is just 2 years old nko?

Abeg make una shift

I've always imagined climbing into the ceiling in cases like that, glad I've never had to do that yet

Don't let fear over cloud u in such circumstance Be breave evry die na die

HeOrShe:
The best way to welcome a robber is to tell ur daughter to go totally naked and open d door for the robber as u hide behind d door with big wood or weapon

Don't fail to hit the head first.

A man is instantly confused and lost to see a naked girl in his front..

Take advantage.

thats if they are one.

SmartyPants:
In a country like Nigeria, every household should possess a firearm. It is actually legal if licensed so i have no idea why people don't have them.

Na cos of ignorance and cost of purchasing

lestat:
Yeah the licence isn't expensive it's less than 30k but the guns are

12 guage single barrel is 370k

Glock pistol 260k

These are the ones I know ...

If you really need a hook up I will connect you with an officer who will handle all

Training fees are to be discussed with the officer who will know when the next cp course guys are going to the range

You can always gets everything from mavaclavas to semi autos cheap on the streets for as low as 50k but these are unlicensed weapons I wouldn't advise it ..

But if you live in a high risk environment where robbery is the norm then better go for it esp if you have a family .

I say shoot first ask later

If you escalate the situation with the use of deadly force chances are that you will become a target of assassination. Most robberies are gang related and even if you wipe out the entire unit there will be others who didn't participate but will like to avenge their loss. If you are not a serving member of the security services with institutional back up or a 'big man' with contracted security DONOT ESCALATE THE SITUATION EXCEPT UNDER THREAT OF ANNIHILATION which remains a small proportion of robberies.

HeOrShe:
The best way to welcome a robber is to tell ur daughter to go totally naked and open d door for the robber as u hide behind d door with big wood or weapon

Don't fail to hit the head first.

A man is instantly confused and lost to see a naked girl in his front..

Take advantage.

I am not always confused when an unclad lady stand right in front of me... Maybe it is your nature...

lestat:
Me I don't worry
Some technic when shooting in pitch black,
1. Never waste bullets shoot to kill, your eyes are adjusted to the dark in your house and you know the layout they don't
.
2. Keep moving after each shot the muzzle flash gives away your position, one shot one kill move to another location another shot another kill move again

3. Stay low beneath windows

4. Make sure your family are in the bathroom laying face down in the tub or beneath the sink

5. When they retreat outside follow , but stay low and aim ahead towards the direction they are running

6. Always keep at least 2 spare magazines and a box of bullets in the house

7. Breath , stay calm think of your family then aim, shit between each exhale makes it easier to manage kick back shock for newbies

Explain the poo in number 7...wetin e mean?

SAMAYODELE:
What happens if the beast is chained at the time of robbery? I'm guessing you cant give a dog 100% freedom for the sake of your visitors

Yeah but he takes over @ night 8pm till 7am.

BrainnewsNg:
God is great
Pray, work harder for a better tomorrow

Thanks aunty

vladhillz:
not bad...you forgot to add a blaring alarm system outside the compound connected to the very bright light surrounding the compound loud enough to wake up the neighbours...more like an emergency switch..that moment you went over to turn off the light inside,get an engineer to create d emergency switch separate from an ordinary compound light switch DT turn both d alarm and light on at d same time...don't give a Bleep if d neighbours are having a nice dream...ya lyf is d main priority...DX is perfect for my neighbourhood and if its a building with an upstair,and you own a gun,find a position,act like a snipper and have fun..

I LOVE THIS

If you are a guy and you are alone in your apartment and you have nothing to give them, in order not to injure you, break your toilet ceiling and enter the ceiling, then walk through it to another apartment ceiling, you can now call for help from there.

banmee:
And here I thought all you had to do was call the police. Nigeria is truly a wonderful country. Smh.

If you call robbers dont be surprised when the robbers pay you another visit and beat you for reporting them to the police

lestat:
Yeah the licence isn't expensive it's less than 30k but the guns are

12 guage single barrel is 370k

Glock pistol 260k

These are the ones I know ...

If you really need a hook up I will connect you with an officer who will handle all

Training fees are to be discussed with the officer who will know when the next cp course guys are going to the range

You can always gets everything from mavaclavas to semi autos cheap on the streets for as low as 50k but these are unlicensed weapons I wouldn't advise it ..

But if you live in a high risk environment where robbery is the norm then better go for it esp if you have a family .

I say shoot first ask later

Can one get a licenced AK 47, a 'Kalashikove' or any assult weapon?. I don't like long barrels or small pistols.

Jaqenhghar:
If you call robbers dont be surprised when the robbers pay you another visit and beat you for reporting them to the police

Only in nigeria. Smh.

SAMAYODELE:
What happens if the beast is chained at the time of robbery? I'm guessing you cant give a dog 100% freedom for the sake of your visitors

He guards from 8pm to 7am.

banmee:
Only in nigeria. Smh.

There was this friend of mine and robbers broke ibto his house and took his stuff. He went to report at the police station. The officer took down his address and other details then made a call to some guy l. My friend heard him clearly say something like" Oga, e be like say one of your boys don do operation yesterday night at '......' place" After the callmy friend told the policeman to just forget about the case. Him fear for him life

sixtus3606:
I LOVE THIS

me 2..opportunity to practice my call of duty skills in real life

SAMAYODELE:
What happens if the beast is chained at the time of robbery? I'm guessing you cant give a dog 100% freedom for the sake of your visitors

by 8pm I'm not expecting any visitors so he is let out of his cage till 7am

Ighoga898:
Thanks aunty

Ok

kjhova:
No. 6 is a dicey one as killing armed robbers can have deadly repercussions. The fellow you killed may just be so dear to the gang enough to cause them to mobilize for a revenge visit.

Hmmmmmmmm

I see

If you dont have firearms or security gadgetry and u are rich, it isnt wise in my own opinion.

make God answer my prayers....na to kit up like a tier 1 special miltary operator ooo

armoured cars, bullpup rifles with adavanced tech scopes, body armour, night vision, all sorts of bullets, cctv, motion sensors, exotic dogs etc

The way this police advice is structured, they are letting you know in advance that if you enter gbege and you cannot save yourself, your own don finish.

joyAA:
That is assuming that it's only one person robbing. What if the robber(s) issa woman

Or worse case scenario, if the robber is gay...

My father was always against NO 1 and I grew up with his ideas.
Locking your doors with much tools and padlock, burglary proof etc might be
very risky in case of fire outbreak.

Those days my father will never allow you use a padlock to lock any door while we go to bed.
You can hook the doors but not lock it especially when the key is a bunch with other numerous keys

One more tip: try and have some mallams from Niger republic man your gate: This is what I use currently. Try them and see!

jessetom:
Or worse case scenario, if the robber is gay...

lestat:
Yeah the licence isn't expensive it's less than 30k but the guns are

12 guage single barrel is 370k

Glock pistol 260k

These are the ones I know ...

If you really need a hook up I will connect you with an officer who will handle all

Training fees are to be discussed with the officer who will know when the next cp course guys are going to the range

You can always gets everything from mavaclavas to semi autos cheap on the streets for as low as 50k but these are unlicensed weapons I wouldn't advise it ..

But if you live in a high risk environment where robbery is the norm then better go for it esp if you have a family .

I say shoot first ask later

Is it legal to own pistols in Nigeria? I thought it was only shotguns allowed.

vladhillz:
not bad...you forgot to add a blaring alarm system outside the compound connected to the very bright light surrounding the compound loud enough to wake up the neighbours...more like an emergency switch..that moment you went over to turn off the light inside,get an engineer to create d emergency switch separate from an ordinary compound light switch DT turn both d alarm and light on at d same time...don't give a Bleep if d neighbours are having a nice dream...ya lyf is d main priority...DX is perfect for my neighbourhood and if its a building with an upstair,and you own a gun,find a position,act like a snipper and have fun..

And if their first soft target is d same blaring alarm.....?
I think the best thing is to pray that such doesn't occur to us all.

Pweedycutie:
Lol! I have one ugly top like that bought it by mistake
Even if women don't have "ugly tops" their husbands/brothers/sons have

Hello Cutie, are you a writer? Basically Paranormal Romance genre?

Jaqenhghar:
There was this friend of mine and robbers broke ibto his house and took his stuff. He went to report at the police station. The officer took down his address and ther details then made a call to some guy l. My friend yeard him clearly say something like" Oga, e be like say one of your boys don do operation yesterday night at '......' place" After the callmy friend told the policeman to just forget about the case. Him fear for him life

Which kain tin be dis na?

updatechange:
And if their first soft target is d same blaring alarm.....?
I think the best thing is to pray that such doesn't occur to us all.

well...shit happens...

banmee:
Which kain tin be dis na?

My brother if I start gisting you what security operatives in this shithole do, you will know that we are in trouble. Do you know that if you want to kill someone the pollice can arrange it. SMH

Jaqenhghar:
My brother if I start gisting you what security operatives in this shithole do, you will know that we are in trouble. Do you know that if you want to kill someone the pollice can arrange it. SMH

Smh. What a country. It's just unbelievable.