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Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op):
Firstly, please, let me establish that I am not one of those who would curse and disrespect your opinions or religion here. Feel free to say your mind. We are simply sharing knowledge.

Let's begin with the misconception that the Big Bang led to the creation of all things. I will try to use a few words to drive my points home. This bang is assumed to have occurred, giving rise to even life itself. Would you just take a minute of your time to think about how organized the human race (for example,) is. Think of the marks on your palms. How could a bang have put it there? Probably, the bang had got a hand to draw with! (ha ha!) What about the quality and capacity of the human brain? How could an inanimate bang have created something that all world scientists put together, would never be able to create (the brain)? What about "the thorny devil lizard."? How could a bang have structured its body the way it is? Ponder over other living creatures and their definite appearances (the chameleon, the schools of fishes in the seas, snakes, elephants, etc) Think of the great Mississippi, and other water bodies in this globe, how was it possible that a bang made all these crop up?
Now, if you are going to argue and say, "No, IKC, you are wrong, there was a bang, oh, big bang that actually created!" Well, I would calmly ask you, who heard the bang? Did you? There was no banging anything, please! Let me even tell you, it is easier to believe that a supreme being created the universe, than believing there was a big bang that formed things. Believe me, if there was a bang, and you believe it so much, ok ok ok, wait a minute, something must have caused the bang. Yeah, something! And if there was, then, it was something supreme. You got it, didn't you?
In summary, I wanna ask you again, who heard the bang? did you? Were you there? Please, think well ! Your opinions are welcome. Thanks.
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by Nobody: 10:38am On Jun 23, 2017
Nope. I didn't hear the bang, and I certainly don't think I would have wanted to. What I did hear was the constant beating of my mum's heart and the soothing flow of blood through her veins as I stayed secured and nourished for months in her tender womb that was a universe of its own. Why then should I care about hearing a bang? All I want is hear my mum's soul sing ochestral cosmic symphonies with euphonious chordal rhythms producing melodies that resonate with my celestial vibration. What does a bang matter? grin

Now, to take you more seriously, I believe you'll agree that it's much more easier, humble and credible to say "I don't really know how everything came to be" than claim that it was all the handiwork of a supernatural being who doesn't love goat meat per se, but revels in the aroma of goat blood, demands worship and slavish obedience for no reason, will either kill or burn you in hell forever if you ever choose to think in contrary manner to the way he commanded you to think, gave you commandments yet sponsored and supervised a particular tribe's breaking of every single one of them, and amidst these series of nauseating fuckeries that make you want to vomit your bowels, opens his mouth, with his white beard stained with red spots floating in the air, to tell you the spinal cord-crushing, rib-breaking, anus-sealing, skull-drilling, heart-piercing and brain-melting lie that he has INFINITE LOVE for you. How did you manage to come around believing that kind of sh!t? I'll never manage to muster the courage to take such an Insane LEAP OF FAITH. cheesy

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Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op):
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Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op): 11:33am On Jun 23, 2017
Tearless:
... opens his mouth, with his white beard stained with red spots floating in the air, to tell you the spinal cord-crushing, rib-breaking, anus-sealing, skull-drilling, heart-piercing and brain-melting lie that he has INFINITE LOVE for you.
Friend, it's no lie that God loves you. He demonstrated it by coming in the form of a man(Jesus) and died on the cross to save you and I, and the whole world. You can't tell me of any deity who did that, can you? No!
Tearless:
How did you manage to come around believing that kind of sh!t? I'll never manage to muster the courage to take such an Insane LEAP OF FAITH. cheesy
It's no shit to believe that the God behind creation loves me inexplicably. He is the reason I am alive. He is the ONLY TRUE GOD--JESUS CHRIST. And you know that!
Tearless:
Cc. JackBizzle sonofluc1fer hopefuLanlord randomperson dalaman frank317
I know hopefullandlord he or the others mentioned can come here and give their points. In fact, I told him I was going to make this article. Thanks
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by Nobody: 11:34am On Jun 23, 2017
IKC10:
Friend, it's no lie that God loves you. He demonstrated it by coming in the form of a man(Jesus) and died on the cross to save you and I, and the whole world. You can't tell me of any deity who did that, can you? No!
Sir, your post is so devoid of logic I'm clueless as to how to address it. cry
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op):
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Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op):
Tearless:
Cc. JackBizzle sonofluc1fer hopefuLanlord randomperson dalaman frank317
I know hopefullandlord he or the others mentioned can come here and give their points. In fact, I told him I was going to make this article. Thanks
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op): 11:38am On Jun 23, 2017
Tearless:
... opens his mouth, with his white beard stained with red spots floating in the air, to tell you the spinal cord-crushing, rib-breaking, anus-sealing, skull-drilling, heart-piercing and brain-melting lie that he has INFINITE LOVE for you.
Friend, it's no lie that God loves you. He demonstrated it by coming in the form of a man(Jesus) and died on the cross to save you and I, and the whole world. You can't tell me of any deity who did that, can you? No!
Tearless:
How did you manage to come around believing that kind of sh!t? I'll never manage to muster the courage to take such an Insane LEAP OF FAITH. cheesy
It's no shit to believe that the God behind creation loves me inexplicably. He is the reason I am alive. He is the ONLY TRUE GOD--JESUS CHRIST. And you know that!

Tearless:
Cc. JackBizzle sonofluc1fer hopefuLanlord randomperson dalaman frank317
I know hopefullandlord he or the others mentioned can come here and give their points. In fact, I told him I was going to make this article. Thanks.
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op): 11:41am On Jun 23, 2017
Tearless:
... opens his mouth, with his white beard stained with red spots floating in the air, to tell you the spinal cord-crushing, rib-breaking, anus-sealing, skull-drilling, heart-piercing and brain-melting lie that he has INFINITE LOVE for you.
Friend, it's no lie that God loves you. He demonstrated it by coming in the form of a man(Jesus) and died on the cross to save you and I, and the whole world. You can't tell me of any deity who did that, can you? No!
Tearless:
How did you manage to come around believing that kind of sh!t? I'll never manage to muster the courage to take such an Insane LEAP OF FAITH. cheesy
It's no sh!t to believe that the God behind creation loves me inexplicably. He is the reason I am alive. He is the ONLY TRUE GOD--JESUS CHRIST. And you know that!

Tearless:
Cc. JackBizzle sonofluc1fer hopefuLanlord randomperson dalaman frank317
I know hopefullandlord he or the others mentioned can come here and give their points. In fact, I told him I was going to make this article. Thanks.
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by Hier(m): 1:53pm On Jun 23, 2017
Tearless:
"I don't really know how everything came to be" than claim that it was all the handiwork of a supernatural being who doesn't love goat meat per se, but revels in the aroma of goat blood,
Genesis 18:1 And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day; 18:7 And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a young man; and he hasted to dress it. 18:8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

God eat meat

Tearless:
demands worship
Isaiah 43:21 This people have I formed for myself; they shall shew forth my praise.
Revelation 4:11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.


Tearless:
slavish obedience for no reason
We are created to serve God just as a broom is designed to sweep, it was the natural nature of man, its sin that brought about man seeking for desires outside God. The consequence of Adams sin was that everyone who comes to earth, naturally goes to hell, its automatic. We ought to be grateful God sent Jesus so we can escape hell which every man is subjected to

Hebrews 2:15 And deliver them who through fear of death were all their lifetime subject to bondage.

Jesus died that we might not be bond again to the devil through bondage that Adam passed on mankind.
pls see 1 Corinthians 15:21

God doesn't send people to hell, hell is the consequence of the bondage that came on mankind as a result of the eating of the forbidden fruit, and abiuttge forbidden fruit, it was in mans agenda that man should eat it, but the time man ate it was wrong
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op): 1:56pm On Jun 23, 2017
Hmmmmm...
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op): 1:59pm On Jun 23, 2017
Tearless:
Sir, your post is so devoid of logic.
My post is not devoid of logic. It's only devoid of lies. Even atheist historians prove that Jesus walked this earth and that He died on the Cross for the whole world, leading them to God, like I said.

Tearless:
I'm clueless as to how to address it.
What I required you to do is very simple. I don't see anything that makes it hard, dear. Since you refuted what I said about Jesus Christ, tell me who else, or any other deity who came to die for its people, just to save them So, is that what is hard, friend?
Re: Who Heard The Bang? by IKC10(op): 2:07pm On Jun 23, 2017
Hier:
We are created to serve God just as a broom is designed to sweep, it was the natural nature of man, its sin that brought about man seeking for desires outside God. The consequence of Adams sin was that everyone who comes to earth, naturally goes to hell, its automatic. We ought to be grateful God sent Jesus so we can escape hell which every man is subjected to...
God bless you sir.
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