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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:06am On Jun 27, 2017
Bro frank, hope you know 16 duplexes await you in hell. grin

Jokes apart, you get mouth. You finished this thread. Haba malam shocked
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:08am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


of course you are free to believe whatever nonsense you want to believe, but you had no reason to attack the 'iamnaigerian' guy for tryin (trying) to poke holes into (in) the story. Even my 6years (6 year) old niece will ask reasonable questions before believing. But here you are, a self pronounces (proclaimed or acclaimed) doctor of all trades, attacking people who are asking questions and trying to get the story straight.

you think if you say u are a doctor in UK we will bow down in awe? how are u allowing ur belief make u sound like a layman yet you rub ur profession in our faces like we should just accept it because u, a UK DOCTOR said it. You even have (had) the audacity to ask the guy his field of specialization as if asking questions and doubting the story is wrong.

Why did you bother traveling all the way to the uk to become a doctor when you know you can believe in God and pray your way out of everything. You should have stayed in your village, pronounce your self a native doctor or pastor and pray people out of their sicknesses since you are sure your God has given you the power to do everything. rubbish

Allow me help you make some much needed corrections in what you wrote above. The corrections are beside the errors. Do not bother thanking me for the assisted corrections above.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:12am On Jun 27, 2017
Frank, don't mind the correction. It's a form of adhominem.

The new scene & act dae sweet.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:12am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:


I wonder when u will become valuable to human existence. undecided
So far u have been a negative, insulting those who have proven to more valuable than you.

chairman.... you will not believe this but when ever i read you post i just wonder what you look like in person. I cant really comprehend how anyone could sight you and not laugh his ass off. you sound like a clown... i imagine your seat in class would be at the back at a corner where you are scared to talk because every word that comes out of your mouth gets everyone like DUH, SERIOUSLY?

I even imaging you asking a girl out and by the time you leave her she is like... wtf did he just tell me

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:15am On Jun 27, 2017
adepeter26:
Frank brutalised this thread... cry


adepeter26:

Blood of Jesuuuuuuuuuu

I wan learn how to get mouth like this....


adepeter26:
Bro frank, hope you know 16 duplexes await you in hell. grin

Jokes apart, you get mouth. You finished this thread. Haba malam shocked

adepeter26:
Kwa Kwa Kwa. Smiling in LARABCI

After you will say Lóbatan
Mscheeeewwww..... undecided
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:15am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


oga can you imagine? someone said he died in a Europe (European) (Also Australia is not EUROPEAN) country and they flew his body to india? is India his maternal home? watin concern dead body concern India? they even put him in a morgue.. why? Because he can't use Nigeria where his story can easily be verified.



meanwhile people are rejecting the story because of some lose ends, a certain Quack Uk doctor is questioning their specialty. even if the man actually woke up, how does that concern any God anywhere? what does she even gain by believing its God that raised him? will it give her special powers as a doctor?
[s]
see how a whole doctor is wasting her energy to insist a ridiculous obviously false story is real when it will not even make a difference in her life[/s]. (See how such a hate riddled being is wasting so much energy trying to insist that the story is false as if it would make a difference in his life. Oh wait he has no life. Afterall you all believe there is nothing to this life.)

Another round of free corrections for you above.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:16am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Allow me help you make some much needed corrections in what you wrote above. The corrections are beside the errors. Do not bother thanking me for the assisted corrections above.

Looooool... you just made my day. Now I know you are beginning to use your head.

Ok, I am gonna believe you are actually in UK, damn your English is good.

Doctor Goddidit
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 10:17am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Allow me help you make some much needed corrections in what you wrote above. The corrections are beside the errors. Do not bother thanking me for the assisted corrections above.
Mrs spacetacular, the "autocorrector". Fault finder.
I believe you're getting it hot. Noodles are delicious, served while hot.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 10:17am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


chairman.... you will not believe this but when ever i read you post i just wonder what you look like in person. I cant really comprehend how anyone could sight you and not laugh his ass off. you sound like a clown... i imagine your seat in class would be at the back at a corner where you are scared to talk because every word that comes out of your mouth gets everyone like DUH, SERIOUSLY?

I even imaging you asking a girl out and by the time you leave her she is like... wtf did he just tell me

On a serious note,
You seem to be the victim of a battered self image.

So much so being pained that someone is a "uk doctor"...

Its sad.... undecided
I hope it doesn't get worse.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:19am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Another round of free corrections for you above.

Nice one, i have some nice bad ass stories that needs to be edited in the literature section.... can u hep me out. Check my profile.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:20am On Jun 27, 2017
ftechclass:

Mrs spacetacular, the "autocorrector". Fault finder.
I believe you're getting it hot. Noodles are delicious, served while hot.

Why do people think they know how you feel? Getting it hot? From whom please? Your "belief" is unfounded. I am unscathed! Couldn't care less really.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:24am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


Nice one, i have some nice bad ass stories that needs to be edited in the literature section.... can u hep me out. Check my profile.

Sorry viper ask one of your "enlightened" friends here to help you out. I don't do left overs.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:25am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Why do people think they know how you feel? Getting it hot? From whom please? Your "belief" is unfounded. I am unscathed! Wouldn't care less really.

emmm i think you are actually getting it hot. but its okay, no one expects you to accept.

by the way what tribe are you. I hope you will quickly advise such corrections when someone makes in your own language. Always remember, you are not an English woman.


and congrats... you have eventually derailed the op
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:27am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


Sorry viper ask one of your "enlightened" friends here to help you out. I don't do left overs.

OK... but have u considered being a native doctor rather than general surgery? Think about it
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:29am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


emmm i think you are actually getting it hot. but its okay, no one expects you to accept.

by the way what tribe are you. I hope you will quickly advise such corrections when someone makes in your own language. Always remember, you are not an English woman.


and congrats... you have eventually derailed the op

You derailed and then accuse me of derailing? What a misfit. On the contrary, I am English. I believe you must have heard of dual citizenship before.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by frank317: 10:31am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


You derailed and then accuse me of derailing? What a misfit. On the contrary, I am English. I believe you must have heard of dual citizenship before.

Alrght, Doctor Goddidit
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:33am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


OK... but have u considered being a native doctor rather than general surgery? Think about it

I didn't choose medicine, medicine chose me! When at a young age you loved helping people and living to love and being fascinated by the human body and you had parents who encouraged your passion, it's only natural to gravitate toward what you love.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 10:43am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


OK... but have u considered being a native doctor rather than general surgery? Think about it
We won't accept her into our association gaan self (ASSOCIATION OF NATIVE DOCTORS).
Some people are too "intelligent" to be native doctors.

Where is Babalawos. You gat a new applicant
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by ftechclass: 10:45am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:


You derailed and then accuse me of derailing? What a misfit. On the contrary, I am English. I believe you must have heard of dual citizenship before.
Had to revisit my dictionary to know if DERAILING gat new définition or meaning.
Mehn
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 10:48am On Jun 27, 2017
ftechclass:

Had to revisit my dictionary to know if DERAILING gat new définition or meaning.
Mehn

And I am sure that even your dictionary couldn't help you in relation to the focus of my comment. I am sure it's your dictionaries fault and not yours grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:55am On Jun 27, 2017
I dont get the gist at all. As if medicine is "heaven" & "hell".

They won't let us rest. It's high time I start hawking my profession upandan on NL (CARPENTRY)
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by IKC10(m): 10:56am On Jun 27, 2017
spacetacular:



All I could read from your self venom was yackity yackity yack mingled with a lot of low self esteem and a deep sense of inferiority complex.

Of all the things to mention it's just the "UK doctor" that irks you. Well I wonder the last time you bent down and kissed Your Own feet out of self love.

The embassies of the world are open to all. Try visiting one if you feel my occupational location gives you cause to toss and turn all night.
I am loving the attention though even though it's hurting you by doing so.
English on point. Thank God for NL grammarians who can express themselves in defence of their opinions. Keep it up my dear. In fact, I'd love to follow you.

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:58am On Jun 27, 2017
Frank317, well done. You get this one well.

Oyah chop knoko! Chop knoko !

Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 10:58am On Jun 27, 2017
Felixomor has never managed to improvise a witty response against his assailants and tormentors. He's always at the receiving end from others, I wonder why. grin

And it's also interesting how Spacetacular has been reduced from someone insulting others moments prior, calling them "dumb", to a wailing b!tch complaining about the venom and spirit of bitterness that runs in her family, which was present in the black semen that fertalized her mother's egg, giving her an undeserved shot at existence to come and insult her betters for rendering her opinions redundant. A beggar and riff-raff from the streets of UK ghettoes forming General Surgeon on nairaland. undecided

Quote me and let your destiny be used as kiwi to polish the devil's tattered sandals. grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:00am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
[s]Felixomor has never managed to improvise a witty response against his assailants and tormentors. He's always at the receiving end from others, I wonder why. grin

And it's also interesting how Spacetacular has been reduced from someone insulting others moments prior, calling them "dumb", to a wailing b!tch complaining about the venom and spirit of bitterness that runs in her family, which was present in the black semen that fertalized her mother's egg, giving her an undeserved shot at existence to come and insult her betters for rendering her opinions redundant. A beggar and riff-raff from the streets of UK ghettoes forming General Surgeon on nairaland. undecided

Quote me and let your destiny be used as kiwi to polish the devil's tattered sandals. grin [/s]

Keep the fake Monikers coming.
Olodo
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:05am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:

And it's also interesting how Spacetacular has been reduced from someone insulting others moments prior, calling them "dumb", to a wailing b!tch complaining about the venom and spirit of bitterness that runs in her family, which was present in the black semen that fertalized her mother's egg, giving her an undeserved shot at existence to come and insult her betters for rendering her opinions redundant. A beggar and riff-raff from the streets of UK ghettoes forming General Surgeon on nairaland. undecided

Ẹ̀jẹ̀ jesuuuuuuu.

Maria mimọ.
Quote me and let your destiny be used as kiwi to polish the devil's tattered sandals. grin
Baba, i quote you for good nii oo.
Ayam covered with the blood of Jesus Lucifer on this thread cheesy
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:07am On Jun 27, 2017
frank317:


chairman.... you will not believe this but when ever i read you post i just wonder what you look like in person. I cant really comprehend how anyone could sight you and not laugh his ass off. you sound like a clown... i imagine your seat in class would be at the back at a corner where you are scared to talk because every word that comes out of your mouth gets everyone like DUH, SERIOUSLY?

I even imaging you asking a girl out and by the time you leave her she is like... wtf did he just tell me
Randomperson was once so baffled by his imbecilic displays he had to ask how such a person could be a product of intelligent design. grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:12am On Jun 27, 2017
felixomor:


Keep the fake Monikers coming.
Olodo
Fake, you say? grin It is Tearless again, your Karma and your doom. The one who joggles wickedly with your destiny and has been tearing apart your customes of stupidity which you use for your clownish displays and dispersing your delusionary lab coat reminiscent of the tale of The Emperor in New Clothes. Spineless bozo. grin
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:18am On Jun 27, 2017
adepeter26:

Ẹ̀jẹ̀ jesuuuuuuu.

Maria mimọ.

Baba, i quote you for good nii oo.
Ayam covered with the blood of Jesus Lucifer on this thread cheesy
I was actually giving the two douchebags an invitation to come and have their blood spilled. That last line was for them. grin

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Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by Nobody: 11:19am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Fake, you say? grin It is Tearless again, your Karma and your doom. The one who joggles wickedly with your destiny and has been tearing apart your customes of stupidity which you use for your clownish displays and dispersing your delusionary lab coat reminiscent of the tale of The Emperor in New Clothes. Spineless bozo. grin
Fàwọ́n ya....

Really getting interesting. The drama continues. I hope they won't report you to them mods
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by felixomor: 11:21am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Fake, you say? grin It is Tearless again, your Karma and your doom. The one who joggles wickedly with your destiny and has been tearing apart your customes of stupidity which you use for your clownish displays and dispersing your delusionary lab coat reminiscent of the tale of The Emperor in New Clothes. Spineless bozo. grin
Heheheh, see delusions o
Go and first be "doom" and "karmaru" grin to the religious people in your house.
I pray they even hear 'phem" from you

When you have finished "dooming" them, then bring your "doom" here.

Coward quack.
Re: "Nigerian Man Who Woke Up After Being Declared Dead By Doctors" Tells His Story by spacetacular(f): 11:24am On Jun 27, 2017
Zandha:
Felixomor has never managed to improvise a witty response against his assailants and tormentors. He's always at the receiving end from others, I wonder why. grin

And it's also interesting how Spacetacular has been reduced from someone insulting others moments prior, calling them "dumb", to a wailing b!tch complaining about the venom and spirit of bitterness that runs in her family, which was present in the black semen that fertalized her mother's egg, giving her an undeserved shot at existence to come and insult her betters for rendering her opinions redundant. A beggar and riff-raff from the streets of UK ghettoes forming General Surgeon on nairaland. undecided

Quote me and let your destiny be used as kiwi to polish the devil's tattered sandals. grin

Wow all for me? Interesting! I must have pissed off a whole swarm of you so much so that torment took you over.

Since you say I am a beggar, did I beg for your attention or comment? You are actually the slumdog beggar here because you are bent on "begging" for my attention through your comments.

Be proud of yourself alright? Stop thinking that by begging for my attention it would validate you in some way. You don't need me for that. You already validated yourself to be intellectually bereft of everything but insults.

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