₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

see this one ooo....like if u were her husband ur recommendation will get her to the office of the queen

also keep in mind we ain't in no village....so ur ma'ams quote doesn't hold water

well, dis one don old, may be she forgot the average life span of homo sapiens na 60-70 years.

maxysmith:
NO b her fault too....nah because she no get aunty wey go wear this kind shoe come her house

lol...ur mouth eh...

mehn this aunty get big leg oo...she must be from hulks family

u sure say those aunties never start to dey visit u??

Even Elon Musk, Tesla Motors CEO, is just one page. People will write novella and call it CV/Resume. No be only 23 pages.

She is a freaking asset. Damn age!, I'd marry her.

Is dollyak in the house.

Please Someone should get her contact for me I want to marry her since all you want is for her to get married I want to rep were I did not sow
hope e pain you........?

piagetskinner:
lol...ur mouth eh...
mehn this aunty get big leg oo...she must be from hulks family
u sure say those aunties never start to dey visit u??

Not yet

maxysmith:
Not yet

mean say u still be small geh niyen....

pls don't wait till they start visiting... awon iya bashira and ko

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

PRIDE don baff? From Virginity to Marriage.. Una sef eh! Fault finders. Even in heaven, dey will find fault

I'm not impressed johr. If we're to write Dr. Kayode Fayemi's CV, how many pages do you think it will contain?

Anyway she try sha, at least, some of our politicians no get O'level sef.

Overrated

piagetskinner:
mean say u still be small geh niyen....


pls don't wait till they start visiting... awon iya bashira and ko

I'm still in my twenties .......my own no go reach her level

NwaAmaikpe:


Her hand has no wedding ring.
What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband
My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.
Nonsense.

nah why your generation never collect MBE from HRH

maxysmith:
I'm still in my twenties .......my own no go reach her level

and in school I suppose?... Amen. ur own no go reach that level..sha no form too much for awon brothers

Integrityfarms:
Let her forget about job hunting and use all her experiences, qualifications and certifications to open her own business. No HRM have such time to gloss over 23 page document CV.

You do realise that not everybody wants to run a business right?

misano:
The CV will be read by a human who has like 1000 CVs to go through. Seriously, some HRMs will fling that CV through D window.

At her level she would be head hunted.

maxysmith:
NO b her fault too....nah because she no get aunty wey go wear this kind shoe come her house

nawa for you ooo, and you're a woman. is it not better to slay in book, that to slay on IG. nawa

Thats great, but some doctors and professors used to have up to 500 pages cv

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

You are quite dumb

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

cococandy:
What is wrong with you people?

Are you so insecure you feel you have to rubbish a woman's achievement by making it seem like her intelligence and hardwork mean nothing unless it is used to service you guys?

Can you see how deplorable you are? Hateful insecure beings.

na wah o,see ur username self...olosho pull over!!!
pray make God make u without a family at almost menopause.

LubeyNaijaBlog:
44-year-old British-Nigerian Lawyer, Funke Abimbola was recently honoured by Queen Elizabeth II as a member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (MBE) for her services to diversity in the legal profession and to young people.

Funke was recognised by the monarch in her 91st birthday honours list for 2017.


In her words:
“I was absolutely stunned when I received an official letter from the Cabinet Office informing me of this in early May but have had to keep this news confidential until now,”

However, the pretty lawyer has got the media buzzing with her CV, which was reportedly believed to be between 22 - 23 pages.

See below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/07/naija-lady-who-was-honoured-by-queen.html?m=1

Wao! Congratulations dear, may God perfect all that concerns you

NwaAmaikpe:


Her hand has no wedding ring.
What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband
My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.
Nonsense.

what is a man's true virtue?

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

Wait, is this sarcasm or What?

where dey CV dey mk we scrutinize am. i once edited the CV of a visiting professor applying for a lecturing appointment in my sch back then: saw lots of publications and hundreds of govt panel member jobs, in and outside d country, including working for foreign govts and etc. the prof schooled in canada and US - his CV wasnt this long. some CVs need to be thoroughly edited, irrelevant sections deleted

Caustics:
exactly!!!

None of the richest men in the world have/need CVs so she should go and sit down.

What does being wealthy have to with this topic?

NwaAmaikpe:


Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

Times have changed!

Naija na one of the few places wey i know, where number of pages of CV matter.

CV na book? Why e go be 20 something pages?

No be biography na...

xynerise:
In Naija, the more the number of pages your CV has, the less likely you may get the job.

misano:
The CV will be read by a human who has like 1000 CVs to go through. Seriously, some HRMs will fling that CV through D window.

Integrityfarms:
Let her forget about job hunting and use all her experiences, qualifications and certifications to open her own business. No HRM have such time to gloss over 23 page document CV.

We all know that the HRMs in this part of the world, are particularly lazy people who cannot think outside the box. Many of them can't spot good talent anyway, so why bother?

oshe11:
wat abt the london used presido wen no gt skul cert....


meanwhile Buhari deserve an award frm the queen for being THE ONLY PRESIDENT TO SPEND MORE TIME IN LONDON THAN HIS OWN COUNTRY....






BTW.....


THAT ONE NA C.V ABI NA NOVEL

We knew say Poohary na Mumu from the get-go, it's the factory-fitted f00ls who voted him into power without anything on paper or upstairs you suppose ask for his whereabouts.

Am sure they must be busy praying to God to sort out the old f00l for them. Mtchew, blasphemy! As if God dey jobless&senseless like them.

NwaAmaikpe:



Her hand has no wedding ring.

What's the essence of the 23-paged CV when she doesn't have a husband

My wise mother told me that a woman's true pride is her husband.

Nonsense.

Why are you Nigerians so consumed by marriage?