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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jul 06, 2017
Cont'd.

Nate walked towards his office dejected.
After a long and crazy weekend, a new week has finally come!

As usual, he ignored everyone's greeting, until he got to the secretary's office.

''Good morning sir'' Jane greeted.

Too good to ignore, he answered ''What's good about the morning, Miss Jane?''

''Sorry for the greeting, go ahead'' she nodded towards his office door ''Bad morning sir!'' she murmured.

''I heard that'' Nate said, eyeing her.

''There was no water in my mouth when I said it, so it's meant to be heard'' she drawled.

''Miss mannerless, I'm not ready for another tom and Jerry fight this morning, Lady mannerless'' emphasizing on the 'Mannerless, he glared at her and walked away.

She breathed out but he heard her say 'I'm obviously not Tom'' he threw a side glance at her and pushed open the door to his office.

Halting at the door, he gritted out ''Meet me in my office in five minutes and don't, I repeat, don't be late''

''yes sir'' she replied smiling.

Nate eyed her and walked in.

He got in and threw his bag on his desk, scattering the papers on it.

Too many things, going wrong, too many things!

He pressed his hand to his forehead.

The call from Ken on saturday evening, which he labelled the worst news of the year, had shocked him.

Even after a whole day, he still couldn't believe that Ken cheated on his wife, being a master-cheater himself, he has always been able to spot his kind, 100 miles away, but why? Why didn't he notice that Ken was cheating? If he had he would have been able to convince him that he doing the wrong thing.

He went over to his seat, sat down and stared at blank space, deep in thought, wondering why Ken would cheat and also wondering where Ken's wife left him to.

They had spent the previous day searching for her but all to no avail.

They searched in friends and family's house; her sister, her relatives and finally her bestfriend and every other person they could think of but the search yielded no fruit.

''Where could she be?'' he asked himself.

''where? Where?'' he asked hitting his head, as if he's trying to remember.

After Ken narrated everything to him, as a brother and a friend he played no blame game but instead he encouraged Ken to fight; fight and win his wife back to him.

The only thing Ken did, that he frowned at was Slapping the remorseless Katherine after she tried to Kiss him.

''No matter what she did, she's still a woman and they, the three of them, were never known to hit women; they were not women beaters.''

All this thoughts filled his head and he didn't notice Jane, who stood across his desk until she coughed lightly.

She brought him out of his reverie and he got up abruptly.

''Don't you know the use of a door?'' he asked and the smile on her face disappeared.

''You're office is soundproofed sir'' she replied calmly.

''Then you should have looked for another way to get my attention, not...not standing there like a ghost'' he threw at her, he knew he was pouring out his frustration on her but he couldn't help it.

''I did cough!''

''Yeah, right, you did'' he scoffed.

''oh! Please, stop being paranoid'' she snapped at him.

Nate jaw snapped shut and he glared at her.

''what? Pa...pa...did you just say, I am being paranoid?''

''No sir'' she said ruefully.

''Miss Jane, I have warned you times without number to watch your words when you are with me, this isn't a hollywood movie, I can fire you any moment from now, if you keep on acting like an over spoilt brat''

''Sorry sir'' she apologized genuinely.

''Aplogy accepted, now sit!'' he managed a smile even though he didn't feel like smiling.

''Si...''

''Yes sit down'' he replied pointing at the chair opposite his.

''alright'' she said and sat down.

''I will go straight to the point, if...''
He stopped midway trying to reconstruct and restructure what he was about to say in his head.

Jane gave him a puzzled look.

''If...If'' he tried again.

''If what?'' Jane asked curiously.

''If your...your husband, let's assume you are married and your husband cheats on you...''

Jane opened her mouth in shock.

''wait, let me finish'' Nate replied with a smile ''If your husband cheats on you, what would he do, to make you forgive him'' he asked.

The previous day, they had decided to seek a female's opinion on the matter, If eventually Ken finds Vicky. And he couldn't think of a better person that Jane.

''If you're planning on cheating on your future wife, then count me out'' she retorted standing up.

''Miss Jane, Marriage is a big NO for me, so there is no wifey'' he said to her and the words broke her heart but she braved up and smiled at him sheepishly.

''Can I go?'' she asked.

''You still haven't answered my question''

''Oh, that, I will forgive him, if he's castrated'' she said with a pained frown.

''please go, you're obviously of no use to me'' he gestured towards the door.

Having the good sense not to pursue the case further, she bowed slightly and left.

Tbc.

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Re: Love Hiccups by Jane1234f(f): 9:23pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

sis, don't mind this guy!

How is Nate doing?
Nate? Please don't let Queenitee see this
Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 9:29pm On Jul 06, 2017
ok,ken stupidity fall on u, idiot, ode, God punish u, yeye, oooooh e pain me,
Re: Love Hiccups by surddick(m): 9:37pm On Jul 06, 2017
ok o! I was wondering if kath used juju on him (ken), buh i guess not she is jst too gud to ignore. Thumbs up kimberlywest.
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 10:03pm On Jul 06, 2017
Jane1234f:
Nate? Please don't let Queenitee see this
I have seen it. Biko kimberlywest aff finally killed me. Nate, Nate issokay
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 10:07pm On Jul 06, 2017
See this idiot Ken o, look at what he caused? Awwn my Nate is a good guy. Vicky we must deal with Ken
Re: Love Hiccups by Emperor380(m): 10:17pm On Jul 06, 2017
I love Nate's part with the secretary, they really know how to play with words.
Mum u r a genius oo...
When I grow up I will try to be like you...

More updates
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 06, 2017
Cont'd.

''Vicky, what are your plans?'' Queen asked distracting Vicky from the Zee World programme she was engrossed in.

''what plans?'' she asked, her attention quickly returning to the programme.

''You made me lie to your husban...''

''Former husband'' Vicky corrected.

Queen raised her hand in mock surrender ''Alright, so you made me lie to Ken, that I know nothing about your where about which I did, so now what are your plans, what do you intend to do now?''

''Oh! I already contacted a lawyer, I'm filing for divorce'' she replied nonchalantly, throwing a groundnut into her mouth.

''You're a christian!'' Queen rasped.

''spare me that Ken is or was...anyone I don't care but he's a christian and he commited adultery, so why should I not do what I want?'' she said laughing; a strained laughter.

Queen grimaced ''Vicky, this isn't you''

''It's me Victoria, me, me, me'' she replied pointing at herself ''I'm a strong woman and a generous one at that, I've decided to leave Ken for Kath, they should be together not Ken and I'' she replied throwing her hands in the air.

''You are a child of God'' Queen baited and Vicky wrinkled her nose.

Chuckling, she yelled ''And Obviously Ken is a child of the devil''

Queen hesitated, then said quietly ''We will talk better, when the Vicky I know comes back''

''Oh, I'm right here'' she replied with a slight smile ''Look, Wow, I love that Sari that Sariswati is putting on'' she said happily, pointing to the televison.

Queen shook her head and left the sitting room

it was so obvious that Vicky wasn't in her right mind.


Vickly watched her friend leave and when she was finally out of sight, she lowered her head and let the tears that she's been trying to keep from falling, flow freely.

After two minutes of crying, she wiped her tears and stood up bravely. Time to do what is right and show Ken that she isn't as vulnerable as he thought she was.


She picked her phone and dialled a number.

''Are the divorce papers ready?''

****

Ken sat in the sitting room, looking helpless and ruffled.

He held his head, hoping that everything was a dream, a bad dream that he would soon wake up from.

A car honked outside the house and hissed, wishing that Kath won't carry her miserable self into his house again, after the hot-stinging slap he landed on her cheeks after she tried to kiss him and warm her way into his heart again.

''Kennedy'' someone barked from outside.

A small sound, a breathless sigh escaped Ken.

''Dad!'' he whispered and walked over to the door to let him in.

''Is this how you handle my company?'' his dad shouted as soon as he came in.

''Dad, I'm so...''

''sorry for yourself, If this was how I handled the company, you would not have seen any company talk more of handling one''

''Dad, I'm having some personal issues, I promise I will return back to work as soon as it's resolved'' he said as calmly as possible.

''Shut up! Is cheating on your wife a personal issue?'' his dad threw at him and he looked at him in surprise, wondering how he got to know.

''Da...

''don't dad me, you should never have gotten married if you knew that, that thing inbetween your legs was still controlling you'' his dad said obviously irritated.

Ken hands involuntarily flew there ''I cheated on my wife, but I feel guilty'' Finally, the moment of truth has arrived, he was tired, tired of keeping silent ''Remember that you brought in a heavily pregnant woman into the house as a second wife just 3 months after mums death'' he replied bitterly.

His dad looked at him angrily.

''Oh! Yes! You did, so stop playing Saint'' Ken said calmly, enjoying the feel of his new found confidence.

''Kennedy''

''Yes dad, you are in no position to judge me'' he replied holding his gaze.

His dad raised his hand to slap him but he caught it in Mid-air.

''Dad, I'm not 5 nor 20 nor 25, I'm a 30 year old man, henceforth remember that'' Ken said and pushed his dad's hands away from him.

His dad dropped his hand to his side but he couldn't stop staring at his son.

After some minutes of awkward silence, he finally said ''Your wife filed for divorce and your step mum and I are fully in support''

''Oh no!'' he muttered, placing his hand on his chest.

''Ken you were and still is, very, very irresponsible'' His dad replied without any feeling.

''Dad get out before I do something i will regret'' he yelled at his dad ''I hate you, I inherited everything from you, Like father like son''

With a shrug '' Ken, we are in support of the divorce'' he said and walked away while Ken glared at him.

''How could they support this? How could they? And why is Vicky filing for divorce, when everything can be settled amicably between us'' he asked hitting the chair angrily.

Thinking deeply ''If his dad and step mum knows everything, then his wife must be with them''

With a deep determination to meet with his wife and apologize to her again, he grabbed his car keys and left in that ruffled and unkempt state.

Tbc

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:

''If you're planning on cheating on your future wife, then count me out'' she retorted standing up. grin grin grin

''Oh, that, I will forgive him, if he's castrated'' she said with a pained frown.
@red. All ladues say this before getting married. I wonder what changes when it actually happens......society, God, fear of loneliness or what? Coz that "I stayed for the kids" line is cheap. Ken, there you are, take it.

K.C......they don't want us to be embarassed
Nate and secretary kill me cheesy grin

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Re: Love Hiccups by toureman(m): 10:43pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:
Cont'd.

''Vicky, what are your plans?'' Queen asked distracting Vicky from the Zee World programme she was engrossed in.

''what plans?'' she asked, her attention quickly returning to the programme.

''You made me lie to your husban...''

''Former husband'' Vicky corrected.

Queen raised her hand in mock surrender ''Alright, so you made me lie to Ken, that I know nothing about your where about which I did, so now what are your plans, what do you intend to do now?''

''Oh! I already contacted a lawyer, I'm filing for divorce'' she replied nonchalantly, throwing a groundnut into her mouth.

''You're a christian!'' Queen rasped.

''spare me that Ken is or was...anyone I don't care but he's a christian and he commited adultery, so why should I not do what I want?'' she said laughing; a strained laughter.

Queen grimaced ''Vicky, this isn't you''

''It's me Victoria, me, me, me'' she replied pointing at herself ''I'm a strong woman and a generous one at that, I've decided to leave Ken for Kath, they should be together not Ken and I'' she replied throwing her hands in the air.

''You are a child of God'' Queen baited and Vicky wrinkled her nose.

Chuckling, she yelled ''And Obviously Ken is a child of the devil''

Queen hesitated, then said quietly ''We will talk better, when the Vicky I know comes back''

''Oh, I'm right here'' she replied with a slight smile ''Look, Wow, I love that Sari that Sariswati is putting on'' she said happily, pointing to the televison.

Queen shook her head and left the sitting room

it was so obvious that Vicky wasn't in her right mind.


Vickly watched her friend leave and when she was finally out of sight, she lowered her head and let the tears that she's been trying to keep from falling, flow freely.

After two minutes of crying, she wiped her tears and stood up bravely. Time to do what is right and show Ken that she isn't as vulnerable as he thought she was.


She picked her phone and dialled a number.

''Are the divorce papers ready?''

****

Ken sat in the sitting room, looking helpless and ruffled.

He held his head, hoping that everything was a dream, a bad dream that he would soon wake up from.

A car honked outside the house and hissed, wishing that Kath won't carry her miserable self into his house again, after the hot-stinging slap he landed on her cheeks after she tried to kiss him and warm her way into his heart again.

''Kennedy'' someone barked from outside.

A small sound, a breathless sigh escaped Ken.

''Dad!'' he whispered and walked over to the door to let him in.

''Is this how you handle my company?'' his dad shouted as soon as he came in.

''Dad, I'm so...''

''sorry for yourself, If this was how I handled the company, you would not have seen any company talk more of handling one''

''Dad, I'm having some personal issues, I promise I will return back to work as soon as it's resolved'' he said as calmly as possible.

''Shut up! Is cheating on your wife a personal issue?'' his dad threw at him and he looked at him in surprise, wondering how he got to know.

''Da...

''don't dad me, you should never have gotten married if you knew that, that thing inbetween your legs was still controlling you'' his dad said obviously irritated.

Ken hands involuntarily flew there ''I cheated on my wife, but I feel guilty'' Finally, the moment of truth has arrived, he was tired, tired of keeping silent ''Remember that you brought in a heavily pregnant woman into the house as a second wife just 3 months after mums death'' he replied bitterly.

His dad looked at him angrily.

''Oh! Yes! You did, so stop playing Saint'' Ken said calmly, enjoying the feel of his new found confidence.

''Kennedy''

''Yes dad, you are in no position to judge me'' he replied holding his gaze.

His dad raised his hand to slap him but he caught it in Mid-air.

''Dad, I'm not 5 nor 20 nor 25, I'm a 30 year old man, henceforth remember that'' Ken said and pushed his dad's hands away from him.

His dad dropped his hand to his side but he couldn't stop staring at his son.

After some minutes of awkward silence, he finally said ''Your wife filed for divorce and your step mum and I are fully in support''

''Oh no!'' he muttered, placing his hand on his chest.

''Ken you were and still is, very, very irresponsible'' His dad replied without any feeling.

''Dad get out before I do something i will regret'' he yelled at his dad ''I hate you, I inherited everything from you, Like father like son''

With a shrug '' Ken, we are in support of the divorce'' he said and walked away while Ken glared at him.

''How could they support this? How could they? And why is Vicky filing for divorce, when everything can be settled amicably between us'' he asked hitting the chair angrily.

Thinking deeply ''If his dad and step mum knows everything, then his wife must be with them''

With a deep determination to meet with his wife and apologize to her again, he grabbed his car keys and left in that ruffled and unkempt state.


ok u can go nd sleep now. Do hav a splendid night rest KimberlyWest
Tbc
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2017
jagugu88li:
@red. All ladues say this before getting married. I wonder what changes when it actually happens......society, God, fear of loneliness or what? Coz that "I stayed for the kids" line is cheap. Ken, there you are, take it.

K.C......they don't want us to be embarassed
Nate and secretary kill me cheesy grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
This is so hilarious.
My funny sis, wehdone o!

And Pls just forget about this fresh bonga fish K.C, another good guy will come looking for you.
Re: Love Hiccups by stephenGee12(m): 10:44pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:


My on and off husband, so you are back?

Hmmmmmm.

Welcome back.

Yes dear.
Am back. Let's go to dat other room.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jul 06, 2017
Emperor380:
I love Nate's part with the secretary, they really know how to play with words.
Mum u r a genius oo...
When I grow up I will try to be like you...

More updates

Thanks son! cheesy cheesy grin grin

As soon as I'm done here, I'm coming over to your thread, hope I will have like twenty updates to catch up on.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jul 06, 2017
stephenGee12:

Yes dear. Am back. Let's go to dat other room.
''HUH!
Oh! The other room filled with wines. I get you, I'm coming over now.
Re: Love Hiccups by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jul 06, 2017
queenitee:

I have seen it. Biko kimberlywest aff finally killed me. Nate, Nate issokay

Take heart sis.

A better guy is on his way.
Re: Love Hiccups by stephenGee12(m): 10:53pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:


''HUH!

Oh! The other room filled with wines. I get you, I'm coming over now.


We can do it anywhere sha.

Ayarmboye iffa catch you near my wifey ehn. U and queenitee it no go funny
Re: Love Hiccups by SlimBae(f): 11:04pm On Jul 06, 2017
I'm really starting to hate Vicky, did she not know ken was a Playboy before she married him?
Re: Love Hiccups by igit270: 11:33pm On Jul 06, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Life reading? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

My head don dey big.

Thanks bro.
tanx for the beautiful update ,am happy with wat happen to ken hahhahha yes.this jane self wat gives her this rude confidnt self? Pls were is k.c . Now that av read let me go and sleep kimwest greet dami for me oo
Re: Love Hiccups by jokepearl(f): 11:36pm On Jul 06, 2017
SlimBae:
I'm really starting to hate Vicky, did she not know ken was a Playboy before she married him?

Really? She has right to angry and express her anger anyway she wants. She is a victim.

We really need stop victim blaming everyone is responsible for their action.

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Re: Love Hiccups by jaziridon(m): 11:45pm On Jul 06, 2017
kimberlyWest please don't stop typing. Can't wait for the next drop. ����
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 11:53pm On Jul 06, 2017
stephenGee12:



We can do it anywhere sha.

Ayarmboye iffa catch you near my wifey ehn. U and queenitee it no go funny
Don't worry, we will leave your wifey
Re: Love Hiccups by Emperor380(m): 12:10am On Jul 07, 2017
stephenGee12:



We can do it anywhere sha.

Ayarmboye iffa catch you near my wifey ehn. U and queenitee it no go funny

daddy anywhere ? remember am home...as for Ayarmboye, my mum and dad are happy together
Re: Love Hiccups by SlimBae(f): 1:35am On Jul 07, 2017
True, but instead of filing for divorce they should try to make their marriage since they still love each other. She shouldn't give up on him
jokepearl:


Really? She has right to angry and express her anger anyway she wants. She is a victim.

We really need stop victim blaming everyone is responsible for their action.
Re: Love Hiccups by ladySuperb(f): 4:58am On Jul 07, 2017
Kim!!!!!!!!!
why divorce nah?
I take God beg u!!!!! no let them divorce nah ,! biko......
please ooo
Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 6:35am On Jul 07, 2017
vicky pepper dem gang,
divorce the stupid dog, he isnt worth your tears, imagine cheating on smone u claim that loves u lyk a mother,partner,lover,wife and everytin and u still went ahead to cheat on her, idiot! sense fall on you.
kimberlyWest hun tnk u so much
Re: Love Hiccups by igit270: 7:54am On Jul 07, 2017
Kimkardashain:
vicky pepper dem gang,
divorce the stupid dog, he isnt worth your tears, imagine cheating on smone u claim that loves u lyk a mother,partner,lover,wife and everytin and u still went ahead to cheat on her, idiot! sense fall on you.
kimberlyWest hun tnk u so much
aunty wetin na divorce ? No i dont want them to divorce oo,infact i wish dey are together under the same roof but not in the same room,vicky should make him miss everytin she is to hm, u knw d feelng a mann get wen u are with ur wife but because of ur wrongdoing u cant feel her and u cant qustn her. and vicky shld alway dress sexy dat make a man go crazy weneva ken is home,cook delious meal with good aroma,sitin his front but dont gve hm.yah dat how i wish e suffer
Re: Love Hiccups by Kimkardashain(f): 8:21am On Jul 07, 2017
igit270:
aunty wetin na divorce ? No i dont want them to divorce oo,infact i wish dey are together under the same roof but not in the same room,vicky should make him miss everytin she is to hm, u knw d feelng a mann get wen u are with ur wife but because of ur wrongdoing u cant feel her and u cant qustn her. and vicky shld alway dress sexy dat make a man go crazy weneva ken is home,cook delious meal with good aroma,sitin his front but dont gve hm.yah dat how i wish e suffer
well ur ryt, oya vicky show him pepper

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Re: Love Hiccups by Nickibeauty(f): 8:35am On Jul 07, 2017
igit270:
aunty wetin na divorce ? No i dont want them to divorce oo,infact i wish dey are together under the same roof but not in the same room,vicky should make him miss everytin she is to hm, u knw d feelng a mann get wen u are with ur wife but because of ur wrongdoing u cant feel her and u cant qustn her. and vicky shld alway dress sexy dat make a man go crazy weneva ken is home,cook delious meal with good aroma,sitin his front but dont gve hm.yah dat how i wish e suffer
I agree with you

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Re: Love Hiccups by AyarmBoye(m): 8:37am On Jul 07, 2017
queenitee:

Don't worry, we will leave your wifey
Hmmmmmmm..... Make I just leave her go with you or Kimberlywest
Re: Love Hiccups by queenitee(f): 8:38am On Jul 07, 2017
KimberlyWest:


Take heart sis.

A better guy is on his way.
Leave me o
Re: Love Hiccups by AyarmBoye(m): 8:39am On Jul 07, 2017
stephenGee12:



We can do it anywhere sha.

Ayarmboye iffa catch you near my wifey ehn. U and queenitee it no go funny
baba no be so o.....no do as u reach... Moti Jawo... I'm retreating
Re: Love Hiccups by MhizDherbee(f): 8:39am On Jul 07, 2017
Vicky's decision would prompt my comment on Ken's attitude.

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