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| Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 5:07pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
FU*K HEAVEN I WANT HELL. HEAVEN will be as boring as fu*k, just imagine all what you will be doing everyday for eternity is singing "in the morning, early in the morning". That's fuckin boring and it is mostly problematic people that will be there, no dancing, gaming, or sex.. But IN HELL jubilations everyday, party everyday.. And don't forget most famous people will be there and every rich man.. So no boredom. Big Boobs and big butty models will be present also sexy females like Nicki minaj, beyonce , amber rose, Kim kardashin etc., so sex everyday. all most all rappers will be there like lil Wayne, young thug, branh paul, Eminem & Mi abaga... Which would you go rather cos for me I rather go to Hell.. Na joke oh, Heaven and Hell don't exist.. #stopbeingaslave |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by milliman(m): 5:36pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
branhampaul:My son both heaven and hell is real don't be carried away by the luxury of this world. I recommend you read the Qur'an Surah 56 till the end. And speaking of heaven you said it will be boring wow just imagine a rich man in this world saying he doesn't want his money again that he prefer to be broke and miserable, well I have never heard of that.. Repent today death is for sure |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 6:15pm On Jun 05, 2017*. Modified: 11:34am On Jul 13, 2017 |
milliman:I rather worship Ben 10 than be a Muslim.. why? cos I don't wanna be a bomber & a terrorist.. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by milliman(m): 6:30pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
branhampaul:Ok |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by TheManofTomorrow(m): 12:23am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Heaven and hell is real. My brother I hope you will come to realize that before it is too late. change your ways and walk in God's way. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 12:28am On Jul 13, 2017*. Modified: 4:27pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheManofTomorrow:you know the absurdity of your post? the word "God" needs to be defined in order to make some sense out of it, this lends credence to there being no hell, its just a construct made by Jewish goat herders to keep people in line in those days incase you're wondering, your post doesn't say anything about which god, let's assume Abrahamic god is what you mean by "god" which of the religion is "god's way"? Islam? Judaism or Christianity? There's no reason to be an adherent of the Abrahamic religion IMO. An unsubstantiated, invisible, all knowing, all powerful, supernatural creator judge, that refuses to reveal itself, leaves no evidence, and is petty enough to eternally punish those that were unconvinced or unfortunate to have chosen the wrong "way" ... is a pretty outrageous claim. I'm going to need more than some old books that can best summed as "trust me" to buy into that claim. Why would you believe such a thing is a better question than why wouldn't you. Especially considering there's no shortage of old books, all with different stories, that all rely on "trust me" as their basis
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| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Ken4Christ: 12:58am On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:God already revealed himself in Christ Jesus. Our Lord Jesus said that anyone who has seen him has seen the Father. In addition, his matchless miracles and resurrection from the dead further further confirms that there is God. Fulfilled prophecies in Scripture even before our very eyes confirms there is God. Lives that have been supernaturally transformed by the gospel also confirms that God is real. Besides, the gift of the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in tongues is proof positive that God cares and has set aside a day to judge the wicked. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Ken4Christ: 1:00am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Jesus is the only way to God. He gives free visa to heaven. Anyone who rejects him is doomed to go to hell. The choice is yours. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Martinez19(m): 2:04am On Jul 13, 2017 |
The religious heaven and hell are men's construct. The purpose of hell is to keep the sheeples from leaving their religion. If you think about it, you did see that hell makes no sense. The idea of hell and a loving God are two twines that can never meet. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 4:41am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Ken4Christ:evidence that resurrection happened is that its written by four "eyewitnesses", Eight "eye-witnesses" say they saw and handled the golden plates that Joseph Smith translated into the Book of Mormon. That history is far more recent than Jesus' four witnesses who you also know nothing about, so using your logic the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints wins on eye-witness numbers and proximity of time. I guess you'll convert to Mormonism now? you try to claim that the Christian Bible is true due to fulfilled prophecies and recorded miracles, etc. However as we know, this doesn't hold up. Muslims claim the Quran is the best book ever, and thus it's Allah's dictate (most even say it existed eternally with him). If you don't agree, well, then I guess they just say you're in denial. about miracles, what do you mean by "matchless miracle"? you must be talking about surviving 2 atomic bomb attacks which is regarded to be the greatest miracle by many people, it happened to Tsutomu Yamaguchi https://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/08/GettyImages-85575922-H.jpeg did I mention Tsutomu Yamaguchi is an atheist Buddhist? the only miracle that can beat that is amputee healing and we all know your imaginary Jesus and Yahweh is incapable of that Salamanders and Starfish grow back lost limbs all the time. And they never even heard of Jesus. So I think Jesus lied when he said he will grant "whatever you wish" if you have faith. It is very mean of Jesus to lie like that. Lives that have been supernaturally transformed by the gospel also confirms that God is real.lives have been transformed in other ways too, Muslims can say the same of their faith, so can the Jews Besides, the gift of the Holy Spirit with the evidence of speaking in tongues is proof positive that God cares and has set aside a day to judge the wicked.lol this has to be a joke so I won't even address it Christianity is vapid, illogical, filled with absolute bull and maintained with make believe and threats NOTHING objectively logical backs Christianity |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 7:35am On Jul 13, 2017 |
HopefulLandLord, what is your facebook id? |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 7:45am On Jul 13, 2017 |
branhampaul:I don't use Facebook opened it years ago but haven't used it for a long time, dunno if I would even remember the password |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 8:02am On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:okay, Man. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Martinez19(m): 9:07am On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Religion capitalises on coincidences. These christians subconsciously don't believe in miracles and healing. If they did, none will be seen in hospitals. The only time they are confident to process healing and miracles is only when in the realm of vagueness and imprecision. Vagueness and imprecision in the sense that ask them when God will perform a certain miracle, they say they don't know that you should be PATIENT, leave it for God and that God's time, which no one knows, is the best. Ask them how God will do it, they say that they don't know either that how he will do it, they don't know but he will do it. It is easier to tell a crowd of 20,000 people that there is someone among them who has a disease and will be healed this very moment than to walk up to a single and tell him that he will be healed this very moment. As long as there is vagueness and imprecision, people will profess miracles and healing. Vagueness and extreme imprecision is an escape from the impossibility of admitting Jesus, miracles and healing can't be made to happen. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Niflheim(m): 10:12am On Jul 13, 2017 |
@branham paul, I am also a member of the "HELL FIRE CLUB"!!! |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 10:29am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Niflheim:have you booked your hell real estate from broker Hahn? do so as quick as possible |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hahn(m): 10:41am On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Land is still available o |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 2:04pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Martinez19:You would have the same success praying to a milk jug as you do praying to god -- the milk jug sometimes answers your prayer the way you want to, sometimes not and sometimes the answer is delayed. See the problem here? If things turn out the way they want them to, they say it was because they prayed. If not, it's because god knows what's best and they didn't pray for the right thing. Or, if it happens 10 years later they say god answered their prayer, it was just delayed. This is nonsense. You would have the exact same effect doing nothing. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Hosannah: 2:29pm On Jul 13, 2017*. Modified: 5:37pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
The thread title and original poster is giving wrong information. Read the Word of TRUTH below: The Creation “In the beginning GOD created the heaven and the earth” (Genesis 1:1) “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with GOD, and the Word was GOD” (John 1:1) “And the LORD GOD formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul” (Genesis 2:7) “All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made” (John 1:3) “For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; GOD himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the LORD; and there is none else” (Isaiah 45:18 ) “By the word of the LORD were the heavens made; and all the host of them by the breath of his mouth” (Psalms 33:6) “The earth is the LORD’s, and the fullness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. (Psalms 24:1) The Sovereignty of GOD “Know therefore this day, and consider it in thine heart, that the LORD he is GOD in heaven above, and upon the earth beneath: there is none else” (Deuteronomy 4:39) “Hast thou not known? Hast thou not heard, that the everlasting GOD, the LORD, the Creator of the ends of the earth, fainteth not, neither is weary? There is no searching of his understanding” (Isaiah 40:28 ) “Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our GOD, for he will abundantly pardon. For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts” (Isaiah 55:7-9) “Thou art worthy, O LORD, to receive glory honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created” (Revelation 4:11) JESUS CHRIST is the Son of GOD “For GOD so Loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For GOD sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of GOD” (John 3:16-18) “Whosoever shall confess that JESUS is the Son of GOD, GOD dwelleth in him, and he in GOD” (1 John 4:15) “For there is one GOD, and one mediator between GOD and men, the man CHRIST JESUS; who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time” (1 Timothy 2:5-6) “In whom we have redemption through his blood, even the forgiveness of sins: Who is the image of the invisible GOD, the firstborn of every creature: For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: All things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist” (Colossians 1:14-17) “This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved” (Acts 4:11-12) The Last Days “That ye be mindful of the words which were spoken before by the holy prophets, and of the commandment of us the apostles of the LORD and Saviour: Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? For since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of creation” (2 Peter 3:2-4 ) “The LORD is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance” (2 Peter 3:9) “For the LORD himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of GOD: and the dead in CHRIST shall rise first:” (1 Thessalonians 4:16) “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death” (Revelation 21:8 ) JESUS CHRIST is our LORD and Saviour "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God;" (Romans 3:23) “But GOD commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us” (Romans 5:8 ) “Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the LORD;” (Acts 3:19) “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth The LORD JESUS, and shalt believe in thine heart that GOD hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation” (Romans 10:9-10) “Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear GOD, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man” (Ecclesiastes 12:13) “That thou keep this commandment without spot, unrebukable, until the appearing of our LORD JESUS CHRIST: Which in his times he shall shew, who is the blessed and only Potentate, the KING of kings, and the LORD of lords;” (1 Timothy 6:14-15) “I am ALPHA and OMEGA, the beginning and the ending, saith the LORD, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.” (Revelation 1:8 ) "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding" (Proverbs 9:10) The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth forever" (Psalm 111:10) To know more, read the Word of GOD daily in the HOLY BIBLE (king James version) know more, read the Word of GOD daily in the HOLY BIBLE (king James version) THREAD CLOSED |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Martinez19(m): 2:36pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Very true. There is always a reason why is not working now or why it failed. Religion has been well forged to mask critical reasoning. It is also well forged to withstand and counter any truth against it. Attack and draw to light the dubious act of men of God, the sheeples will say it's an attack from the kingdom of satan. The men of God will say that a CURSE is on those who say wrong things about men of God and that stops further investigation. It just so sad that man comprised his freedom for religion. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 2:43pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Hosannah:1: The Bible says Yahweh is the true God 2: Yahweh inspired the Bible 3: Therefore, the God of the Bible is the one true God the circular reasoning here is huge |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 3:04pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
branhampaul:By the time you experience hell you will change your thinking. Here on earth is hell enough for some of us talkless of someone opting for eternity. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 3:37pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
asuustrike2009:I agree that you will change your thinking too when you get to Muslim hell |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by TheManofTomorrow(m): 4:49pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:There is no gainsaying the existence of a supreme being. How can earth exist without the existence of God. Did the human race just manifested out of thin air?. I can sense from your replies that you have one time being a Christian. I don't know what or who caused your predicament but your scope about the bible is so narrow and superficial and that made you into the infidel you are now. I don't think atheist disbelieve the existence of God. They are just incapable of the sacrifice involved in serving him. Again u said answers we get to our prayers when we pray to God is tantamount to praying to an inanimate object. For the fact that some don't get relies to their prayers doesn't disprove the existence of God. Their are move than a thousand reason why ur prayers are sometimes ignored. You need to delve more into the bible to know more of how God operate. I hope u realize ur assertions about the bible are wrong before it too late. *Cheers* |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 4:55pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
TheManofTomorrow:the below was your post TheManofTomorrow:my point is that a Muslim can post the same word for word, a Jew can do the same; remember they're not changing anything, just posting the same thing the fact that your post still brings ambiguity should show you hell is a human construct and whatever religion preaches it |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by OtemAtum: 4:56pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Afterlives are available. They are very many, countless. We created them and we can keep creating more of them. The imagination of unwise gods like Yahweh, Allah, etc bring heaven and hell, but the wise gods have far far better afterlives. I am among the wise gods and my afterlife is peaceful and all-encompassing. I AM A HIGHLY CONSCIOUS PART OF GOD ALMIGHTY WHO CREATED EVEN ALLAH AND YAHWEH. Doctufos: CHAPTER TWOThose who submit to bad gods like yahweh and other mumu gods like him will somehow experience his so-called heaven or torment, however, the LIGHT OF GOD will not allow any human being to suffer torment forever. Even the Christians are already always tormented by everything while on earth- tormented by sleep paralysis, by the thought of hell fire, by abject poverty, etc. But in the end, as God Almighty the HIGHEST CONSCIOUSNESS exists, they shall not be left in their torments forever. PEACE TO THE WORLD. ![]() |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by OtemAtum: 5:13pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
Na wa o! Immediately I just finished talking about yahweh just now, a poor guy met me, just at the bus stop here and told me that what he just wanted to tell me is that jesus is coming back very soon, I should be prepared and make myself holy. ![]() Then I asked myself, who is more holy between me and him? He wears a dirty dunlop bathroom slippers, I wear a well polished shoe. He looks unkempt and I thought he is even one of the beggars, I look clean and 'holy'. This life is an irony ![]() |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
asuustrike2009:hahaha, hell ke, it exist only in the imaginations of christains.. |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
branhampaul:No need to argue with you |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by TheManofTomorrow(m): 9:20pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by hopefulLandlord: 4:41pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
OtemAtum:LOL |
| Re: Fu*k Heaven.. I Want Hell.. Sorry Both Dont Exist.. by e13sina(m): 8:42pm On Sep 05, 2017 |
branhampaul:Nigga, not all Muslims are terrorists and not all Christians are saints |
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