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. by Suspect33(m): 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
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Re: . by nwaanambra1(m): 4:04pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Suspect33: bro it depends on the heaven u want to get to: is it the one that shares 72 virgins or the one that u wear white garment and be singing haleluja from morning till night everyday without eating or drinking? if its the 72 virgin heaven then all u hav to do is knock ur skull on the ground 5 times a day till u r qualified enuf to cloth ur self with bombs and go into a crowd and explode urself shouting ala . . .h ku . b . . na straight u go land in the middle of 72 virgins taking it as u like from all sides! if it is the haleluja singing heaven - that one simple self! all u hav to do is giv ur hard earned money to one scammer sorry i mean pastor - giv him ur house, ur car, ur wife ur daughter and even join be him houseboy for house and church! ones u r loyal in doing all these, immediately u die, u r landing in heaven were white garment dey wait for u and u will join all the white garment angels to be happily singing and dancing haleluya morning till nite none stop while the scammer is here enjoying ur wife and daughters! glory be to gad! halleluya! the choice is all urs bro! as for me am going where the balling is hard and nonstop! place were almost all the hoes and all the partying and clubbing is real! |
Re: . by Suspect33(m): 4:20pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
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Re: . by nwaanambra1(m): 4:36pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Suspect33: now u r confusing me again bro! pls which of the god loves me? the 72 virgin god or the haleluja god! broooo!!!! take am easy u hear? |
Re: . by hopefulLandlord: 4:42pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
nwaanambra1:your message is flying over his head lol |
Re: . by Suspect33(m): 4:54pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
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Re: . by hopefulLandlord: 6:17pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Suspect33: have you considered that it could actually be foolishness? this post of yours is akin to hearing footballers praise teammates and their team as "best in the world, others are counterfeit and pretenders"; it feels good to the fans and they like it but does that make the statement true? 1 Like |
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