₦airaland Forum

When you're giraffing and you see the wicked invigilator approaching

Syphax:
13)After going through the questions & you don't know any one, you won't even know whether to start laughing or crying

My broda......life go Jes taya you immediately.

Dannieln1:
This guy above me is a wizzo

Myndd44 go soon leave rice wey in the cook bann you walai

And you knw say after u chop ban u no fit follow LaLa go snake landd promise land


To all the slay queens
I say ""B!tch be humble"

Banning is his talent.
Make I try this on him to see if he will run.

Syphax:
14)When Lalasticlala was asked to draw a goat but the only animal he knows is snake

Chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahaha laugh ooooo

ojkalito:
Guys i need help downloading Jay Z 4:44 Album for free

Learn to pay for things....
but anyway toxicwap.com has all songs and album you need at reasonable download size.

Lol ... Walai

Seun:
Are you suggesting that the vast majority of Nigerian students are cheats?

Haba Seun, you dey ask?

CROWNWEALTH019:
God bless the op, I can relate ..

Sarrki, you see why you should never take this guy seriously?

When your friend came out of exam Hall and discovered you are just coming for exam they just finished.

When u you have not written anything and the invigilator swamped you to where theres full current

funniest at number 13 ;Dfunniest at number 13

LordOfNaira:
Sarrki, you see why you should never take this guy seriously?

Nasi my brother

LordOfNaira:
Sarrki, you see why you should never take this guy seriously?

Get the fvck outter here

Divay22:
Kukuma kill me ...That's a whole text book o

Complete Syllabus!!

Syphax:
5)Out from exam hall & all your friends agree the answer was 30 but you got 479.6

mehn .. na dis one funny pass

sarrki:
Nasi my brother

This is what you need in your life

CROWNWEALTH019:
This is what you need in your life

Syphax:
16)When I haven't written anything but the person I hate most keeps collecting extra sheet

u be like "wetin d idiot, dei write now"

Seun:
Are you suggesting that the vast majority of Nigerian students are cheats?

Yes nah.
That one tire me for my department.

There is no exam they won't cheat.

flawlessT:
Hahahahahaha... #13:Na cry get me at that level ooo

flawless T
you are cute
so flawless @ dp

Slymonster:
Learn to pay for things....
but anyway toxicwap.com has all songs and album you need at reasonable download size.

songslover.com

Syphax:
14)When Lalasticlala was asked to draw a goat but the only animal he knows is snake

Syphax:
10)When you've set formation with your friends, only for you to discover that your invigilator is from Deeper Life

I'm proud to be one. It pays to be honest. Heaven at last through Holiness

when you know question 1 a(I) alone in a 3unit course

@OP-GOD BLESS YOU! My ribs de ache from so much laughter. This link must be shared.

GeneralOjukwu:

Mister

Seun - Thank you

Osewa - Beans maker.

I hail ooo Mark Nsukkabag of Nigeria.

Not easy for a young man to blaze a trail.

Just try to clean up your forum... I was "clean" before, when I joined. I shouted and ranted about MODs banning tribalism and crime-encouraging posts (especially rape).

...Until I joined the NCAN crew.


Nairaland can achieve more. Use it to promote positive messages. I have read here of an 18 year old who committed murder simply because that was the Google response to "how to get rid of a girlfriend"

Freedom of speech shouldn't come at the detriment of Nigeria's image. Urge your MODs to be more proactive.

Censors boards in India and China actively promote the image of their country. That American spirit can be replicated here in Nigeria.

Good luck!

Me I don chop bans tire for complaining and even change monikers twice but won't give up.

Syphax:
14)When Lalasticlala was asked to draw a goat but the only animal he knows is snake

Prof Lalasticlala, permit me to call your attention, Did u see this?

Its so sweet seeing slay queens beg during exams.....

Seun:
Are you suggesting that the vast majority of Nigerian students are cheats?

Haba! oga Seun, na you dey ask this kind question??
don't come and be telling us that they haff hack ya akkant i y o....

When you finish the exam and your friends say the answer is 4....and you said....eehhh ehhh ehhh....yes! 4....but deep inside you knew you are wrong ...but just played along...lols

No 13 is sooo me. .Chai, my Unilag days. .