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Why do you go to a particular church?

Most people simply go to church where their parents, friends or relatives have gone. Yet millions today go for other, more personal , reasons. I had a talk with my nextdoor neighbor the other day, and he told me, "We've tried to find a church with the best youth program. Since we have kids, isn't that the most important thing?"
Others try to find churches that are more "up-to-date," modern and exciting, or where there are more activities and better music. We are all familiar with the huge "mega-churches" where as many as 30,000 people may attend—enough to fill a small city. In those churches, people can go for years without getting to know most of the other members, and there may be very little emphasis on, or opportunity for, interacting or counseling with the pastor, or being part of an intimate "family" of worshipers who understand and pray for one another.

So, why do you go to your church?

Dunno why

to look at beautiful ladies....

I go to look for fine girls



Sit down behind the ladies what how they dance

why do you go to work ?

Simple questions: I go just to see those fresh and mint thighs that normally sit beside me and also to see those beautiful yansh that normally sit in front of me...


Pls, I'm already late for church, don't disturb me pls

To look

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For business and also to look at big yansh in traditional attire.

E concern you?

To unite with my other family....

To socialize. That's all. Isn't church an avenue to show off the new shoe, cloth, cars and new hairdos? No time abeg...when religion returns to the days of old...I'll start going to church again. But now it's full of prosperity pastors and self-absorbed narcissistic individuals who can't wait to rub it in the faces of other people.

To go and look for fresh asses

Jeffboi:
I go to look for fine girls

Correct guy

To look at beautiful girls and beautiful usher in the church..

90% of Christians just go to church to answer present.

You go to worship your weekend god " pastor" after worshiping your weekday god "money"
Because a rational human being would know that the creator of the wind, sun, nature would never fit into a small building you call church.
Did I forget to tell you the creator is woman?
Bunch of dim witted psychopaths

1. Why go to church?
2. Why fellowship with church?
3. Why go to a particular church?
4. Why fellowship with a particular church?
5. Why do we attend church every Sundays?

These are distinct questions, whereas the first two are broader and difficult to respond to, the other three is more specific, @op I want to believe one of the last three should be your intended question.

I go to my church because of my pastor's wife.


She sits by the altar and always forgets to close her legs.

That's why you'd always find me on the first two rows with my sunglasses on looking unto her salvation and the gate to her kingdom

Hmmmmmm

To sleep

All of you going to church because of fine girls no get heaven o

Some comments got me lmao

to learn more about God,the bible says that we should not forget the assembling of ourselves together as the matter of some is but exhorting one another and so much the more as ye see the day approaching.Hebrews 10;25

To worship God and fellowship with brethren.

I'm here to read comments

NwaAmaikpe:


I go to my church because of my pastor's wife.


She sits by the altar and always forgets to close her legs.

That's why you'd always find me on the first two rows with my sunglasses on looking unto her salvation and the gate to her kingdom

I don't believe this..

Ur in deep shit bra

NwaAmaikpe:


I go to my church because of my pastor's wife.


She sits by the altar and always forgets to close her legs.

That's why you'd always find me on the first two rows with my sunglasses on looking unto her salvation and the gate to her kingdom

If you do good Kingdom, o o o o

Kingdom, o o o o

Kingdom, waiting for you.

If you do bad, no more Kingdom, o o o o

No more Kingdom, o o o o

No more Kingdom, waiting for u

I stopped going to church long time ago.


Because

1) The pastors are now Yahoo guys and am the mugu or maga

2) Those sisters wont let me concentrate fully as cleavages and packed backside dances to praises and worship

3) Everytime na deliverance time and I am not ready to let go of the Spirit of porn and masturbation, I am too young to die young

I go to Church where my spirit is uplifted by the mode of worship of the congregation.
Where my attention is not divided, where I am fully consumed in the spirit realm's when the hymns are sang .
To be in fellowship with Almighty God and the family of humanity

To see how men of Ggod Shamelessly beg for tithe and offerings

edeXede:


I stopped going to church long time ago.


Because

1) The pastors are now Yahoo guys and am the mugu or maga

2) Those sisters wont let me concentrate fully as cleavages and packed backside dances to praises and worship

3) Everytime na deliverance time and I am not ready to let go of the Spirit of porn and masturbation, I am too young to die young

lwkm. Zero chill