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Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Nice story story but
Na so craze dey start.

chelsea wil win; EPL, FA, CARLIN, CHAMPION L...

Optional1 is Bae and Optional2 is a super Bae
Not my type of player but hopefully he will turn out to be a good one ...

COMPARE THEIR PLAYING TIME TOO

iykebest1:
Morata in the last 4 Years = 40 goals.

Lukaku in the last 4 years = 105 goals.

Deal with it.

I knew Morota never wanted united from the onset!!!.

morata coming for an initial fee of £58 with adds on making the deal £68-75..broda lukaku signed for initial fee of £75, Agent fee of £12 and adds on of £15...let's watch and see who get the good deal in this forthcoming season
...epl getting more interesting. .blues rules on..#bakante....#deadly attack frontline. .
if u want the 3-4-3 come and get it egbon mourinho....copyright

Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Something dey do you.

Djdamian:
lie from the pit of hell...lukaku scored 53 goals in 110 appearances in the past 5 seasons now.get your facts right

that is how pple fail exam. goals for club and country.

samilo88:
Am surprised Hw people would call morata a bench warmer. The little above average Lukaku would never make a real Madrid bench no matter d price tag. I am so confident that morata would b a success. He has great foot work, nice touches and his able to link up play. Lukaku would have been a failure at Chelsea. He has a terrible first touch, always having his back to goal and very static . He can play with Mourinho fancied 4-3-3 where emphasis is on wing play nd crosses into the box. Our current system under conte requires a striker with great movement off d ball so our creative players can move into dangerous positions. Seriously we dodged a live bullet not signing Lukaku.

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Don't be too sure ...Remove sentiments, Lukaku is a top striker

Now costa can go. For all those comparing morata with lukaku, apart from everton where else has he played. You all forgot that morata was recalled back from juve because of his performance.

So because all tin tomato have same price makes their quality equal
Some people sef.

No striker have been successful or Not being Molested by Chelsea Since Drogba left...Teams like Arsenal, Liverpool or Mancity will not let Diego costa leave in a shameful manner after producing over 20 goals a season...I pity MORATA sha oooo

Foodforthought:
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Don't be too sure ...Remove sentiments, Lukaku is a top striker

No doubt about that, but when you compare the experience between both players, there is a wide Margin

Unlimited22:
Finally. Boo of life where u dey since naa

been here oh

you abandon me and focus on your new bae.

iykebest1:
Morata in the last 4 Years = 40 goals.

Lukaku in the last 4 years = 105 goals.

Deal with it.

What trophy has Lukaku won?

Optional2:
finally we recieve one good news




fredoooooo

robosky02

smellingAnus


CaptPlanet

Unlimited22

optional queen, this is a pointer to a good season. Up Blues!!!

ipledge10:
we have been receiving al lot of good news, Rudiger, bakayoko.The best news is Man U signing Lukaku

na wa oh

so na like dis e dey be bah

as season end na so una end for my side...

Lukaku that's great

Afamed:
You can lie for Africa. And despite the availability of internet, people of your like minds are blindly buying the dummy you sold to them. In the season that just ended with Madrid.Morata scored 20goals for Madrid despite the fact he largely came from bence. While he was on 2 years loan with Juventus, A. Morata scored another 27 goal . It's only in Nigeria that people sell any information without being questioned.

Yo think you re smart abi?

yo think you re better than the people that saw this post and ignored it?

yo think you re the only one that has access to internet?

yo think you re the only one that has telecom mast near your one room "face me I face you" apartment, that guarantees steady network?

you know what? yo ain't smart at all.

And next time before you do a free show of your ignorance, read the person's post, understand it before u jump in to unruly conclusion.


I didn't say last 4 seasons.
the post was clear. Last 4years. last four calendar years.

except you don't know the difference between a season and a calendar year.

now go back to your Google and check again
remember to drink more water before replying this post again.

bye Mr. Know it all

Optional2:
been here oh


you abandon me and focus on your new bae.

Na lie naa. U know that.

Although he has already been tested at extremely high levels, Morata is a forward that still has plenty of room for technical and tactical improvements . The Spaniard is an excellent instinctual player, but he demonstrates some limits in terms of in depth play comprehension. When he dribbles, passes and runs off the ball his decision-making is not always good. This makes Morata a footballer who is still not very associative and it limits his performance , especially when used on the wing. Technically, he has room to improve in one-on-one duels against opposing defenders where all too often, despite his physical strength, he is unsuccessful. Possible growth in this area and in reading plays would make Morata an even better player than he is already.

Although he has already been tested at extremely high levels, Morata is a forward that still has plenty of room for technical and tactical improvements . The Spaniard is an excellent instinctual player, but he demonstrates some limits in terms of in depth play comprehension. When he dribbles, passes and runs off the ball his decision-making is not always good. This makes Morata a footballer who is still not very associative and it limits his performance , especially when used on the wing. Technically, he has room to improve in one-on-one duels against opposing defenders where all too often, despite his physical strength, he is unsuccessful. Possible growth in this area and in reading plays would make Morata an even better player than he is already.

iykebest1:
Morata in the last 4 Years = 40 goals.

Lukaku in the last 4 years = 105 goals.

Deal with it.

Compare the two clubs for which both played and d other players in competition for shirt with them at d clubs and u will hv ur answer.

obataokenwa:
This is called having peace of mind. Chelsea all the way. Morinho don't know how to source for players but depend on Conte to help him fish out players then he goes for them. Lukaku is another waste like Pogba

relax bro august 11 is just around the corner

samilo88:
Am surprised Hw people would call morata a bench warmer. The little above average Lukaku would never make a real Madrid bench no matter d price tag. I am so confident that morata would b a success. He has great foot work, nice touches and his able to link up play. Lukaku would have been a failure at Chelsea. He has a terrible first touch, always having his back to goal and very static . He can play with Mourinho fancied 4-3-3 where emphasis is on wing play nd crosses into the box. Our current system under conte requires a striker with great movement off d ball so our creative players can move into dangerous positions. Seriously we dodged a live bullet not signing Lukaku.

God bless u bro

; 70MILLION Another big waste of money.

Joniboi:
Great signing. ..I can now look forward to the coming season. One more attacking midfielder and a defender and we are good to go.

Thank God that Lukaku of a snail went to Draw United.

I can't really explain how happy I am that Chelsea couldn't sign dat lukaku of a guy. I can't wait to watch man u suffer goal drought with him in der front line next season

iykebest1:
Morata in the last 4 Years = 40 goals.

Lukaku in the last 4 years = 105 goals.

Deal with it.

your stat isn't complete. How many games did both of them played. Morata has always been a sub player.

And the best part of it all, Morata is a prolific striker. He's so go with aerial attack, scoring multiple goals with headers. He can score from any angle, left or right. He's also very good at outside shot and he usually takes his chances. He's a strong player and a good dribbler. Doesn't waste chances and very confident when it comes to 1 on 1.
I think Chelsea have got themselves a good deal.
Can't wait to see what he'll bring this season!

Amirullaha:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Lol if I catch u ehn

adedayourt:
I can't really explain how happy I am that Chelsea couldn't sign dat lukaku of a guy. I can't wait to watch man u suffer goal drought with him in der front line next season

Lukaku didn't score against the top six last season, Liverpool beat Everton home and away, he couldn't get any shot on target, and he was there just walking around the field when Chelsea hammer Everton 5-0.

But the best part of this saga is that Man U won't be getting Nemanja Matic, that guy is a hell of a DM at his best.

obataokenwa:
This is called having peace of mind. Chelsea all the way. Morinho don't know how to source for players but depend on Conte to help him fish out players then he goes for them. Lukaku is another waste like Pogba

Morata will be a replica of Pedro, How many players comes from La Liga to perform in EPL? haha

Good one for Chelsea l don't know why some people rate him so low if he can be getting a playing time in great Madrid team l personaly don't think he be a flop in Chelsea squad meanwhile which him all the best.