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One boy wrote me a love letter in JS2, and his friend somehow found it. He now suggested that I report to the principal, otherwise it'll be like I'm indulging him. I didn't want him to think I liked it so I agreed, he followed me to the principal's office but then i grew cold feet and left .

That I even considered reporting him cracks me up everytime I remember

Heartbreaker since preteen years!!!

emmateejay:
Mine doesn't just make me laugh but make me learn.

It was back then when I was in skul, there was this girl I loved so much that I was ready to sacrifice my life for her, she had a financial challenge then and couldn't pay her skul fees... I opted to use my own fee to pay for hers just to impress her and prove I was man enough, I even went ahead as using my money for upkeep to pay her rent as if I was under a spell in which I later borrowed to pay my own fee cus mum and dad musn't hear about it.

further to that every time I try to touch the bitch she pretended as if she was a Virgin, always telling me it is mine for ever and as stupid as I was i believed every damn word she said not knowing there was this dude screwing the hell out of the hoe.

Fast forward to graduation, the bitch brought her expired goods to me and starting shedding those crocodile tears that once make me weak in her arms, only God knows that if I was with a gun that day I would av committed murder, I seized her phone and gave her back her sim and warned her never to cross my part again.. it was sad cus I was still in love with her.

To cut the epistle short , I went to such, pay my tithe and pray to God for wisdom so that I don't make such a blunder again .... when I remember then all i do is to sit and laugh

eMORTA nko?

Yonce:
Heartbreaker since preteen years!!!

I learn from the best

bad boy, tell us the rest.

xreal:
In secondary school.

One Monday morning during holiday.
I dey my house 'jeje'.
My friend from same school and class came to me, he convinced me go and visit another female class mate whom I had a crush on.

We drove there. Getting there we parked in front of her house and walked in the gate like a regular visitor.
We climbed upstairs. Knocked on the door.
Her mum responded ''who is that" I replied... " me. I want to see ....."
She took her time and when she came to the door, even b4 opening... she screamed *thief! thief!*

Till now I don't know how my friend and I ran down the stairs and scaled the fence.

Landing at the other side of the fence..neighbours were waiting with sticks and cutlasses... They chased my friend and I running different ways.

After running a long distance... I looked back and saw two young men chasing me with sticks and some iron rods.
One of the shouted "guy; abeg wait. Abeg"
I then waited. They made me fall on the floor and pretended to be beating me. When I noticed that. I also pretended to cry in pains. They later told me to stand up and run away. Which I did.

Getting home...I met my friend waiting eagerly for me.
He said those boys did same to him and one of them took him home on bike.

Later that evening. We summoned courage and went back for the car before my parents returned.

It was then we me all those guys who chased us in the morning.

They called us and apologized. They said they had to do so just to please the woman. And that we were not the first set of boys she will do that to.

When we resumed at school this lady was ashamed of her mother's act and apologized to me and my friend... We con dey form vexing.
I didn't talk to her till we graduated from secondary school.

Coincidentally, this lady and I gained admission into the same uni; same department; and same year.
We were class mates again.
By then maturity don come....and u know the rest.

I just dey laugh for here.

Flashh:
One day, me and my Chinese friend "Zhang Wei", were together in Macau. A young lady called Chin Siu started telling us Q版手办-莉娜-B款. Q版主题手办 莉娜.
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I fell to laughter, when Chin Siu told us 又名SK，起於東亞比較出名的成員是，其餘成員很少出現。

It all happened to me in China. Very funny day.

emmabest2000:
无聊

Nairaland and funny people. I guess both of you are Chinese abi?

sheyinoni:
You are an absolute mess bro. Jus imagine number 1 dat is so so ewww

its just one of those funny things we did as kids.. I'm sure you did worse.

then the purging dirrheoa part. It can happen to anyone. Dirrheoa is no respecter of age

ollykay619:
I had the same experience. It was Nokia Asha N200. I I was sweating profusely inside the bus home. Can't even eat.

Hello from the WhatsApp side...

modath:
Hello from the WhatsApp side...

Your number one. Lol

Reeberry:
Nairaland and funny people. I guess both of you are Chinese abi?

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