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Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 2:14am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


No its seeking the best... and aligning with the best... to better oneself... just as companies only go for the very best/ cream of the crop wen they hiring....

In the history of man kind who else has ever done what you are asking for ?
Are you such a genious that only you have thought about this ? Or did everybody else realise that what you are proposing is incredibly dumb ?
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Obalende: 2:18am On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:
In the history of man kind who else has ever done what you are asking for ?

Nigerian leaders should not be shy to ask for international help... this is leadership best practice and should be more aggressive in delivery... less 10 yr plans and more 3 month plans....

I think this is common sense that well meaning Nigerians will agree with...

Also Nigerians should improve their compliance...

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Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 2:22am On Aug 01, 2017
Jesus Christ.
Nigerian education has fallen so low that some of you guys now believe that slavery is the best you can hope for.
Well to be fair it is only some "yorubas" who think that way, not all, I guess those whose ancestors migrated from brazil.
Slave dna is one tricky thing.
I hope you find "the best and align with the best", but I wish that only for you and your family. You guys can go back to slavery and call it whatever you wish to call it, me and my people we want our freedom, we want to honour our ancestors.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Obalende: 2:24am On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:
Jesus Christ.
Nigerian education has fallen so low that some of you guys now believe that slavery is the best you can hope for.
Well to be fair it is only some "yorubas" who think that way, not all, I guess those whose ancestors migrated from brazil.
Slave dna is one tricky thing.
I hope you find "the best and align with the best", but I wish that only for you and your family. You guys can go back to slavery and call it whatever you wish to call it, me and my people we want our freedom, we want to honour our ancestors.
thanks
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 2:27am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


there need not be any precedent. For example the Nigerian banking system beats that of Canada hands down and arguably UK
When exactly did nigerian banking system beat that of canada or that of uk ?
OK you are just crazy or high on some forbidden mushrums, no need to discuss further.
If you are stoned then it is best to wait for you to recover.
Your idea seems like a genious plan in your head, but if you could see clearly or were not a natural slave then you would realize how ridiculous you sound.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Obalende: 2:28am On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:

When exactly did nigerian banking system beat that of canada or that of uk ?
OK you are just crazy or high on some forbidden mushrums, no need to discuss further.
If you are stoned then it is best to wait for you to recover.
Your idea seems like a genious plan in your head, but if you could see clearly or were not a natural slave then you would realize how ridiculous you sound.
thanks
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Obalende: 2:35am On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:

When exactly did nigerian banking system beat that of canada or that of uk ?
OK you are just crazy or high on some forbidden mushrums, no need to discuss further.
If you are stoned then it is best to wait for you to recover.
Your idea seems like a genious plan in your head, but if you could see clearly or were not a natural slave then you would realize how ridiculous you sound.
thanks
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by chiagozien(m): 2:40am On Aug 01, 2017
jaksmillioniar:
biafra will neva come to pass mark my word
biafra is here
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Obalende: 2:42am On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:

When exactly did nigerian banking system beat that of canada or that of uk ?
I never said that which you have quoted but thanks...
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by OliveCynosure(f): 4:04am On Aug 01, 2017
History should be made compulsory in schools. That way, we would not have topics like this.





A community with inadequate historical stories is suffering from collective amnesia
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 4:09am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:

this is a good thought but they are certainly more honest - Nigerians are liars any attempt to argue over this one is just a refusal to humbly accept the truth... Nigerians are chronic liars and lieing is ingrained in the culture - british culture is more honest and lying is frowned upon.

you make a good arguments about country artificiality.... Canada is an artificial country made up of immigrants yet its functional so I do not see this as a strong point. the original Canadians are aborigines - as we speak the Canadian minister for immigration is a former Somali refugee...
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 4:32am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:
*** I did not say the Caucasian race is the solution. I said British nationals (including Nigerian British) - it is the culture that they bring to the table not skin color... I already said what those were: honesty, punctuality and responsibility.

Original Post:

Why not? We have good resources they have good governance. Nigeria worked until Independence.

Black man swallow ur pride be humble and let us make Nigeria a British Overseas Territory.
Nigeria is a failed state!We should beg the British to come and take over the Federal,State and local goverments in the country.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by WhoRUDeceiving: 4:40am On Aug 01, 2017
DutchBrah:

Nigeria is a failed state!We should beg the British to come and take over the Federal,State and local goverments in the country.

Why not do what the "BRITISH" did when they realized the EU was failing? Why can't you guys copy the difficult parts of Oyibo (revolutions) and not just their clothing and hair weaves all the time. Why can't you guys do the dirty work that it takes to be free and developed instead of using American slang in your quack movies and think you are on Real Housewives of Atlanta?

Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 4:41am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


Nigeria in its current state since 1960 has not been able to successfully execute one nation wide capital project!

What I am proposing is neo colonialism working together with Uk as returning colonial masters, China and the world bank; while Nigeria of course retains sovereignty. A country can be taught/colonized with its sovereignty in tact.

Nigerian Government revenue will be managed from Great Britain.

Resource and development contracts will be signed.

China would be in charge of the infrastructure projects.

G8 resources will start to follow Nigeria.

Nigerians on ground would start to be shamed for their bad citizenship and encouraged to become good citizens. Psychiatric evaluation for all drivers and compulsory driver education.

Nigeria can be a changed country in 2 yrs or less.

Only Lagos is transforming rapidly because most residents hv bn out at least to ECOWAS and are demanding development.

So either way we need foreign influence
This is the best solution I have heard. We need to get this suggestion to the mainstream.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 5:07am On Aug 01, 2017
WhoRUDeceiving:


Why can't you guys do the dirty work that it takes to be free and developed instead of using American slang in your quack movies and think you are on Real Housewives of Atlanta?

grin
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by freshest4live: 5:55am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


No its seeking the best... and aligning with the best... to better oneself... just as companies only go for the very best/ cream of the crop wen they hiring.... and just as Nigerians emigrating far and wide are seeking the best since the best was not found in Nigeria for many ppl...

Seeking the best does not equate to accepting their rule, we can imbibe their culture, you can learn from them, you can invite them to build things here and learn how they do it but it's a different ball game from desiring their rule. We have had visionary leaders in the past, for example Obafemi Awolowo for all his faults was a visionary administrator for his region. The British people enslaving you would not leave you the way you are this time around. Best we should do now is adopt their working system and instill values in the church, home and schools.
In America for instance, you have leadership training centers across every state almost numbering in their 100's in a state, but we do not have even one in Nigeria.
The Western world invest more in people, but we invest in natural resources more, that's the difference.
There's nothing the white man is doing that you can't do, so why desire complete slavery?
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Shaytun: 7:01am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


Nigerian leaders should not be shy to ask for international help... this is leadership best practice and should be more aggressive in delivery... less 10 yr plans and more 3 month plans....

I think this is common sense that well meaning Nigerians will agree with...

Also Nigerians should improve their compliance...


Ever heard of FRANCAFRIQUE?

Your so called "Masters" have been in control of the economy and resources of several african countries what improvement have they made in those countries. Those countries are litteraly the shithole of africa.

What kind of inferiority complex will make you think of renting out the destiny of 170 million people to a foreign nation(which will of course have its own interest).
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Shaytun: 7:05am On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


Exactly! Bermuda Government is doing well. We can hire from there if Nigerians want someone with black skin color though I don't care about skin color.

But Nigerians also cheat themselves! Through causing accidents thru one way driving, having fake ids, conspiring to steal, etc all these things make Nigeria bad so I would split the blame 50% Nigeria Government, 50% people... the people need a change of mentality too.... I say this with all due respect...

So according to your warp mentality, your "masters" dont steal, they dont do fake ids, they dont do drugs, they dont do murder.

Dude get help.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Shaytun: 7:21am On Aug 01, 2017
Pharaoh9:


British didn't loot up to 0.0000001% of what what our leaders have been looted out of the country. our leaders still loot our resources to Europe today.

One of the greatest damage done to the nigerian educational sector was the removal of history from the curriculum.

The britain looted you MENTALLY, SPIRITUALY, PHYSICALLY, FINANCIALY.

Britain is what it is today because of what it "stole" from it "vassal state".

The amount of resources that was "taken", "stolen" from colonial nigeria Runs in the trillions of dollar.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Shaytun: 7:34am On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:

Let me explain nigeria to you: nigeria is not a country and we all know it, although whenever a tribe or an alliance of tribes have their man in power, those tribes will staart shouting "one nigeria or death", the minute they are not in power their "patriotism" dies as well.
Nigeria is a little bit like game of thrones: several noble houses fighting not to move the union into higher developpement but to subdue each other and to capture each other's wealth.
Britain is not an artificial country it is still using its own indigenous institutions which have been around for thousnads of years and have grown in strenght. In britain the law actually means something and even a prime minister can go to prison for comitting a felony. The solution to your "nigerian problem" seems very simple : go back to your precolonial countries which have thousands of years of history.
british people are not more honnest in any stretch of the imagination, but they do have a fonctional country with strong institutions and laws and order because they have a real country, not an artificial one.

Artificial, real?

There is no such thing as real or artificial country, A country is A country.

Countries are created by circumstances.

No nation in this world is compose only of one tribe or ethnicity.

Give nigeria 60 years and just like the americans a new nigerian identity will be born, people will no longer refer to themselves as ibo or yoruba or hausa but as nigerians.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by jaksmillioniar: 12:16pm On Aug 01, 2017
chiagozien:
biafra is here
remember d last war if u try rubbish we do worst dan dat
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by jaksmillioniar: 12:17pm On Aug 01, 2017
decomaniaboss:
and you will forever be a poor man mark my words!!!
u ibo prostute I make my millions
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 1:47pm On Aug 01, 2017
Shaytun:


Artificial, real?

There is no such thing as real or artificial country, A country is A country.

Countries are created by circumstances.

No nation in this world is compose only of one tribe or ethnicity.

Give nigeria 60 years and just like the americans a new nigerian identity will be born, people will no longer refer to themselves as ibo or yoruba or hausa but as nigerians.
When exactly did I ask for a nation with "only one tribe" ? Do you "nigerians" actually have sufficient intellect to understand what you read ?
Listen, then Benin empire was multi-ethnic, so were many precolonial countries.
And for your "give it just 60 years": that is the height of stupidity because I don't have 60 years to give and neither do you. Basically what you are saying is that "nigeria will be better when we are all dead, therefor we should support nigeria". And even that your "sixty years" hope is not based on anything scientific, you are only very deluded and don't know how to fully use that brain of yours.
I am advocating to go back to something which actually worked: our precolonial countries, the Benin empire of my ancestors.
For your info, the only way non muslim countries have been annexed with muslim countries (or the other way around) has been through military conquest. Wherever the british amliciously associated cultures which are naturally destined to be appart from each other, wars broke out after the departure of the brits or the countries seperated peacefully. nigeria is a mad house, a collection of entities which can not tolerate each other (historically, religiously, culturally), the "country" is not moving forward because it is an infinite infighting in which each fighter wants to be or to remain the dominant entity. Time is not waiting for nigeria, real countries are moving forward and developping rapidly.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 1:50pm On Aug 01, 2017
jaksmillioniar:
remember d last war if u try rubbish we do worst dan dat
Do your worse, as long as man will be man, as long as the sky will be above our heads, men will fight for freedom and won't give a fvck about the consequences. That is what all fights for freedom looked like: liberty or death. From Spartacus to Michael Collins.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 2:12pm On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:

I never said that which you have quoted but thanks...
You are one big liar, you only changed your comments.
Even your comments insulting me, you changed them into "thanks".
You are one crazy bastardddd
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Obalende: 4:45pm On Aug 01, 2017
Shaytun:


So according to your warp mentality, your "masters" dont steal, they dont do fake ids, they dont do drugs, they dont do murder.

Dude get help.

Living in denial will lead you no where....
They are the norm in Nigeria not in Britain.
Document forgery is a crime but no big deal in Nigeria.
Wats so big about admitting Nigeria is a troubled nation and that the good of certain cultures could be copied.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Shaytun: 5:56pm On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


Living in denial will lead you no where....
They are the norm in Nigeria not in Britain.
Document forgery is a crime but no big deal in Nigeria.
Wats so big about admitting Nigeria is a troubled nation and that the good of certain cultures could be copied.

The last time i checked document forgery is a crime in Nigeria.


Of course nigeria have its fair share of troubles(nobody is denying that), its one of many aspects of developing countries.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Shaytun: 6:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
history2903:

When exactly did I ask for a nation with "only one tribe" ? Do you "nigerians" actually have sufficient intellect to understand what you read ?
Listen, then Benin empire was multi-ethnic, so were many precolonial countries.
And for your "give it just 60 years": that is the height of stupidity because I don't have 60 years to give and neither do you. Basically what you are saying is that "nigeria will be better when we are all dead, therefor we should support nigeria". And even that your "sixty years" hope is not based on anything scientific, you are only very deluded and don't know how to fully use that brain of yours.
I am advocating to go back to something which actually worked: our precolonial countries, the Benin empire of my ancestors.
For your info, the only way non muslim countries have been annexed with muslim countries (or the other way around) has been through military conquest. Wherever the british amliciously associated cultures which are naturally destined to be appart from each other, wars broke out after the departure of the brits or the countries seperated peacefully. nigeria is a mad house, a collection of entities which can not tolerate each other (historically, religiously, culturally), the "country" is not moving forward because it is an infinite infighting in which each fighter wants to be or to remain the dominant entity. Time is not waiting for nigeria, real countries are moving forward and developping rapidly.


The Benin Empire.............Is DEAD, The earlier you accepts that the better.


The various Empire of Nigeria precolonial times are (just like the roman empire) relics of the Past, no amount of wishfull thinking is going to bring them back, They belong to the past, they have no place in the future,THEY ARE GONE.

The only thing we can do is learn from their success and also from their failures.

By all indexes Nigeria is also developing.

Nigeria is not the only country that was "Artificially" created by the Britain.

We should not let Nigeria diversity be the reason why we shoould be held back from progressing.
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Tororo: 8:15pm On Aug 01, 2017
Obalende:


Nigeria in its current state since 1960 has not been able to successfully execute one nation wide capital project!

What I am proposing is neo colonialism working together with Uk as returning colonial masters, China and the world bank; while Nigeria of course retains sovereignty. A country can be taught/colonized with its sovereignty in tact.

Nigerian Government revenue will be managed from Great Britain.

Resource and development contracts will be signed.

China would be in charge of the infrastructure projects.

G8 resources will start to follow Nigeria.

Nigerians on ground would start to be shamed for their bad citizenship and encouraged to become good citizens. Psychiatric evaluation for all drivers and compulsory driver education.

Nigeria can be a changed country in 2 yrs or less.

Only Lagos is transforming rapidly because most residents hv bn out at least to ECOWAS and are demanding development.

So either way we need foreign influence

Che, black man!
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by freshest4live: 8:26pm On Aug 01, 2017
Tororo:


Che, black man!
Black man mentality is something else mehn.

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Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by Nobody: 8:41pm On Aug 01, 2017
I corrected your comment, because your mistake was just too great. If you are sane then this is what you mean:
Shaytun:



The Benin Empire.............Is ALIVE and nigeria the failed begger state is dead
You got that right
Re: Britain Must Be Called Back To Rule Nigeria by decomaniaboss(f): 2:04am On Aug 02, 2017
jaksmillioniar:
u ibo prostute I make my millions
your mama and sisters are the prostitutes not igbos ,and pls do not be mad at igbos ,c'mon ain,t our fault that we are the best in this fucking zoo !!! man don,t be mad at us ,the all mighty made it that way , if u ever have millions, trust me is cult money nothing pure u damn mother fucker !!!!

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