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Pregnant OAP, Tolu "Toolz" Demuren asked a question today and the comments will have you shook.

The Captain's wife simply asked " If you became Minister of Petroleum tomorrow, would you steal/loot?


Ermmm, I won't loot sha, but stealing isn't corruption shey.

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Who wouldn't? even our religious leaders who are meant to live exemplary lives are looting from us talkless of being a minister of petroleum...Diezani na apprentice sef

very very dumb question from a popular figure

What a question

I don't have the competence for that office...how I wan take know nah?

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I'll surely loot abeg, na me wan come fix Nigeria?
When my village people no dey do me?

JNBoss:
... the comments will have you shook.

NA which secondary school you go, olodo oshi

What a useless question.

Would I drink water if II were thirsty?

Question!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-kReq4Jw9Q

Only loot?
By the time am done the ministry bank account will be collecting drip In LUTH
IMAGINE Will I loot? See qxtn
My village pple will be disappoint in me if I do otherwise

OK

80% of Nigerian will, their's no way anybody can sugar coat his/her mouth to tell me he/she won't.

Our present leaders and even our lecturers have taught us how not to spare the public funds.

Ask new born babies what they wants to become, their answers would be politicians, not that they have governing ideas, but they want to have their own share of the public fund

Would goat eat, if you give it yam

Shoro niyen
Y dnt u get to d bridge b4 u start jumping

Those who claim they goto church looted me an ordinary church goer shouldnt abi?

Dumb question

Would you believe if I say I won't loot?

Am gonna be rich when I become minister of petroleum, but I will work at least to clarify and justify my self of any form of looting....�

Yes na..

Who is she to ask? Lemme become the minister first and see if I will loot or not. Which kain qwesion? Anyway, if you ask me , na who I go ask?

Only few of us will not...




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Must you add "pregnant"

No I won't. I'm not just a Christian by mouth, my actions must prove it too.

No, i will not! As the president of the Bad belle Club, I'll make it as difficult as possible for other people to steal our loot. I'm talking fingerprint sensor for all transactions, open contracts~ anything just to spoil mood

loot is an understatement to what I will do, in fact dictionary is yet originate the word.
I'll loot to the extent whereby both past and present looters will be shocked.

my first speech will be like *looting is not corruption, but an act of saving against tomorrow*

Sure...y not?? Even a white man known for his integrity will steal as petroleum minister of Nigeria...as long as its Nigeria where criminals are celebrated...will hire mobile police officers, be friends with the IG of police, top judges and chief judge, give them their share including sowore of Sahara reporters... Will donate to big churches, become a philanthropist, set up a mighty oil company and then contest as governor to get immunity from the bad belle people and the good ones that money cant buy...make sure I join the party of the new government in power and become a donor for the party like amaechi...people will wanna then kill to date my grand kids cos they wud surpass the otedolas...the country we leave in....

Till then

Everyone will say no but in reality.....