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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:40pm On Aug 03, 2017
NP: Ogun Isoye - Modenine

Read and pass, thats the medicine for knowledge.............omo mi, oni ohun tiun o bun o, ti yo jeko gbon, ti an pe ni OGUN ISOYE O
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by roland2rule(m): 8:41pm On Aug 03, 2017
You want free pussy and you are not brave cheesy grin... Amudo knows who is answerable to... Your story get K_leg.. she molested you and shout @ u (hmmmmm) shocked shocked
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Sapiosexuality(m): 8:41pm On Aug 03, 2017
I don't think it is useless. We simply don't use them right. Voodoo is simply science you don't understand. Noetic science. Quantum mechanics. Energy is Everything and can be transferable in different forms to achieve different results. Voodoo is not fake. Don't play with it.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
Oh well.

I used the same amudo long time ago and it worked for me.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
Juju/voodoo/jazz whatever you want to call it DOES NOT WORK! IF IT DID, we won't have [b]been colonized by the British. The only thing that works is our fear of the unknown and our love for money.
[/b]
Ever wonder why babalawo never enter forbes top 10,000 list? grin
colonisation is psychological. You can work on anyone's psychology especially when there is a clear difference/ superiority. Religion, voodoo or not.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by cashlurd(m): 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
Person wey no know no go know!!!

You don't believe In voodoo.... And u don't ask why your kinsmen are fond of human skulls and rituals....?

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by lereinter(m): 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
this is eg

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by princeSammyz: 8:44pm On Aug 03, 2017
Its something you can never say for sure. I doubt its potency too, but heard friends talk about seeing thugs matchetting one another without being cut... For every reason you have to rule it out, there is another there to lend it some benefits of doubt

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by eitsei(m): 8:44pm On Aug 03, 2017
Ògùn wá ó.. Ọmọdé rẹ ó mọ̀ Ògùn nítorí ó ti rí ìjà ayé Kí Ọlọhun má sọ wá ní kókó o

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Adiwana: 8:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
chemystery:
I have always being a skeptic even when I was into religion. I had a turbulent upbringing and my idea about life is that of doubt and suspicion. I never trust anything. When you grow up in rural African, it is almost impossible not to believe in voodoo. Even obtaining a PhD in science related discipline may not help you erase this skewed belief from your brain.

I was in Senior Secondary School 2 at that time. I knew much about the impotence and uselessness of voodoo, I never believed it for a second. Afterall I went through some tutelage in herbal concoction and voodoo in the hands of my maternal grandfather. I knew vodoo was nothing but charade and twist of reality.

The common discussion among we the senior boys then usually centered on girls and voodoo. If it not about how to toast that beautiful classmate of yours, it was about how to use voodoo to pass exams. Such is the life in rural Africa! But I was different. I was only interested in the girls' talk and not the voodoo aspect.

My friends and some family members nicknamed me "Mr science" because I would always find a logical explanation to whatever point they could raise. But a time came that my friends teamed up to "'prove" to me that voodoo was real. So they called me to advertise a man that was unbeatable in voodoo in our village at that time. They challenged me to go for any voodoo of my choice. We arranged to visit the old man. There were varieties of voodoo at his disposal. There was a charm for fighting( Aluwo in Yoruba language), I didn't need that because I hate fighting. There was Memory booster charm(ogun isoye). I didn't need that idea. I was leading the class in every subject. Then there was "touch and follow" (amudo) charm. That was it! That was my choice.

There had been this beautiful girl that I was eyeing but my taciturnity and shyness wouldn't allow me talked to her. So my friends decided I use her for the guinea-pig to prove the potency of the "touch and follow" charm. We went to the voodoo man. After the usual show off and self-praised he handed me the ring which he instructed that I should LovePeddler on my middle finger and touch the woman of my choice. He boasted that anyone I touched, must follow me instantly. We went home. We waited for the right time to see the girl, for we dare not go into their compound. Her father was fire!

The right opportunity came calling when my friend pointed to Bose(I changed her name) coming from the stream with bucket of water on her head. Quickly we rearranged, strategised and manoeuvred. My friends went the other way while I conered her at slim path. "Hello Bose where are you coming from", I managed to utter these words as my heart was already in my mouth. Before she could look back to response, I touched her bottom with the ring as instructed. The humiliation I got next was beyond description. She emptied the water completely on my head immediately accompanied with two fast slaps. My eyes where cleared. I was drenched. I wanted to abscond from the scene but Bose did the worst. She held me and screamed. Almost instantly the people gathered. She narrated how I touched her bottom. That was a great offense!

Well the rest is story. Moma's 7 lashes were not as painful as the jest and laughter coming from my classmates. We went to the voodoo man the evening of the second day to complain how his "medicine" bleeped up. The baba threatened to turn us into chicken. He sent us away. I won anyway.

Although humiliated, but I was able to once again prove to people around me that voodoo does not work. But you need a skeptical and inquisitive mind to find out.

This is just one of the many encounters i have had about the falsehood and deceit in voodoo. And don't ever import the "No true Scotsman Fallacy" into this by telling me that i have never met a real juju man. Don't tell me real juju men don't do fake voodoo. All voodoo are fake.

Ayodele - Facebook User
i can go on and on telling you about incidences,personal experience(Not told or hersay) but whatever i tell you/you are going to be told is going to be worthless cos your mind is made up.The only thing that can convince you is experience

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by dipznano: 8:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
grin
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
bbbabes:
the juju man was fake

.
Come and I will give you something... Everyone that sees you and you ask for money, they can never say No, except if they have a stronger jazz

Na the thing wey you dey take collect money from your sugar daddies be that abi?

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Kronical(m): 8:45pm On Aug 03, 2017
The belief in the supernatural is deep bro..

Most times, it works with someone's belief system.. Science can't explain all things..

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by spiritedtete: 8:48pm On Aug 03, 2017
So witches and wizard are imaginary.... Be careful ... Something never sleep you as you dey waka abi lol. Okay oo . sha don't seek people to prove to you if there is voodoo.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 03, 2017
holatin:
Mr man I use to be in your shoe until oyelola show me say juju dey infact apala dey self.

the guy called me to come and make incision on his leg (the hind), I was scared but he assure me nothing dey.

as I make the first incision, my mind shake, couldn't continue so I left na after 1 week, he called me to come again, I was first scared that maybe na another incision, he said no that he want to answer my question (I asked what the incision was for but he no tell me the day I was trying to make it)

Getting to his dad room, he asked me to close the door, and I did and the most magical thing happen.
he faced me and put his left leg in the front of the right and touch the incision on the hind with the incision on the leg thumb and he became invisible at that moment. I was very scared that I made an attempt to run off but before I open the door he opened it back and laugh.

since dat day I feared him like hell.

so my broda juju voodoo dey no be lie
Why you lying brah

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by obinna58(m): 8:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
holatin:
Mr man I use to be in your shoe until oyelola show me say juju dey infact apala dey self.

the guy called me to come and make incision on his leg (the hind), I was scared but he assure me nothing dey.

as I make the first incision, my mind shake, couldn't continue so I left na after 1 week, he called me to come again, I was first scared that maybe na another incision, he said no that he want to answer my question (I asked what the incision was for but he no tell me the day I was trying to make it)

Getting to his dad room, he asked me to close the door, and I did and the most magical thing happen.
he faced me and put his left leg in the front of the right and touch the incision on the hind with the incision on the leg thumb and he became invisible at that moment. I was very scared that I made an attempt to run off but before I open the door he opened it back and laugh.

since dat day I feared him like hell.

so my broda juju voodoo dey no be lie
.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by COvo(m): 8:51pm On Aug 03, 2017
Lol
OP I just dey pity you.
Juju doesn't work abi?
Please,come to my village and start throwing money around.
After 1 week you can confirm if juju works or not

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by ivolt: 8:51pm On Aug 03, 2017
Only one class of "Juju/Voodoo" works, poison which
is pretty much a physical/chemical substance.

Any other claim of voodoo efficacy is just a charade
by either a conman or a gullible observer.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:52pm On Aug 03, 2017
Mr bad guy ( ogun amudo) bose fall your hand
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by OneManLegion(m): 8:53pm On Aug 03, 2017
bbbabes:
the juju man was fake

.
Come and I will give you something... Everyone that sees you and you ask for money, they can never say No, except if they have a stronger jazz


Biko, coman use that juju on me na.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by abbeyty(m): 8:54pm On Aug 03, 2017
Oh boy, juju dey ohh the only problem is that it mostly use for bad purpose,cuz if not why not use this juju to turn this country around.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:54pm On Aug 03, 2017
Will people practice something that's not working. Just as sometimes, somethings fail in life, voodoo can fail. That's not to say it does not exist.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by ivolt: 8:54pm On Aug 03, 2017
Sapiosexuality:
I don't think it is useless. We simply don't use them right. Voodoo is simply science you don't understand. Noetic science. Quantum mechanics. Energy is Everything and can be transferable in different forms to achieve different results. Voodoo is not fake. Don't play with it.

Voodoo is largely fake with some sprinkle of science closely guarded by
the practitioners, so that they can maintain the personality of awe among observers.
Basic science can explain most voodoo effects, provided the practitioner is truthful
with the details.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Waspy(m): 8:55pm On Aug 03, 2017
How will pple just conclude that there's no juju?

I can give you a thousand reasons why there is

The mere fact that there's a word and philosophical basis for it in all ( i mean all) cultures and religions is one cogent reason.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by mark2sunny(m): 8:55pm On Aug 03, 2017
bbbabes:
the juju man was fake

.
Come and I will give you something... Everyone that sees you and you ask for money, they can never say No, except if they have a stronger jazz

Seriously?

Let's meet you then
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Flatties: 8:56pm On Aug 03, 2017
lereinter:

this is eg

shocked
I can relate.

I've seen wooden crosses in a bottle.

Black Magic Repete

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by dipznano: 8:56pm On Aug 03, 2017
bbbabes:
the juju man was fake

.
Come and I will give you something... Everyone that sees you and you ask for money, they can never say No, except if they have a stronger jazz


I'm sure u use the jazz... Oya ask me for money grin
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2017
edicied:

Can we please meet this your Friend i hope he is not Imaginary i mean his voodoo will be greatly appreciated in the Military and your friend is about to become a billionaire!! grin do you know how many lives would be saved with a charm like that Soldiers don't have to risk their lives in war again we just send one invisible guy to get the job done cool

The Soldier can not remain invisible once he touches a metal object, it will physicalize him immediately. To remain invisible, you shouldnt touch a metal or any element type on our periodic table.

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by mark2sunny(m): 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2017
COvo:
Lol
OP I just dey pity you.
Juju doesn't work abi?
Please,come to my village and start throwing money around.
After 1 week you can confirm if juju works or not

Your destiny has not been tampered with b4
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by bonifieldstun(m): 8:58pm On Aug 03, 2017
Omo juju dey oo its like saying u dont belife witchcraft exist , may God not let u witness street fight where every where go scatter o boy juju dey o

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by mmsen: 8:58pm On Aug 03, 2017
Naziridamos:
The same useless that kept our for fathers longer than us , indomie generation grin

The previous generations had even lower life expectancy - what nonsense are you talking about?

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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by edicied: 9:00pm On Aug 03, 2017
5DMindset:


The Soldier can not remain invisible once he touches a metal object, it will physicalize him immediately. To remain invisible, you shouldnt touch a metal or any element type on our periodic table.
What of the metals in the body?

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