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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by doskie(m): 10:05pm On Aug 03, 2017
seXytOhbAd:
Juju/voodoo/jazz whatever you want to call it DOES NOT WORK! IF IT DID, we won't have been colonized by the British. The only thing that works is our fear of the unknown and our love for money.

Ever wonder why babalawo never enter forbes top 10,000 list? grin
what about yahoo plus guys.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by FrancisAsquare(m): 10:06pm On Aug 03, 2017
Haha, sorry i was clueless before. Thank you.
kevoh:
I would explain/show it to you but you have to first promise to do a video of yourself (with your moniker taped to your shirt)rolling in a refuse dump or in muddy water and uploading here as punishment for ignoring to ask google and youtube for something like this.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by delishpot: 10:07pm On Aug 03, 2017
lereinter:
this is eg
YouTube would help you learn that trick. Just type egg in a bottle or boat in a bottle
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by victorioushands: 10:08pm On Aug 03, 2017
They are all false - both the said gods behind them and those who believe them. They are utter thrash no matter what anyone says to the contrary. I once thought they held anything until I went through them, several, and found out how empty they all are.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by kevoh(m): 10:09pm On Aug 03, 2017
Abeg, anybody with the idea of a confirmed voodoo or babalawo who can make perfect charm that will prevent bullets (or grenades) from destroying the body should contact me. There is money to be made as soon as we patent it and then sell the patent to the US army. Don't have time for pointless voodoo debates, just bring your babalawo guy let's make some money!
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by FrancisAsquare(m): 10:09pm On Aug 03, 2017
No o, i don't know anything about it o, i saw the picture on Google.
WetinConsignMe:
Conmon old magic trick. Can't u come up with something better?
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by doskie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 03, 2017
Adiwana:
i can go on and on telling you about incidences,personal experience(Not told or hersay) but whatever i tell you/you are going to be told is going to be worthless cos your mind is made up.The only thing that can convince you is experience
but why dont whites do it. why is common among africans
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by FrancisAsquare(m): 10:12pm On Aug 03, 2017
Wawu, then it is just trick and not voodoo
Gaddafithe2nd:
Baba this one no be jazz. They use vinegar to soften that cross, and place the cross inside.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by holatin(m): 10:13pm On Aug 03, 2017
YOUNGSTUNNA:
No, those are not things you teach people... I know what it's all about but I've never and will never use it
and you think I wan use am.
just wan add to my knowledge
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by FrancisAsquare(m): 10:13pm On Aug 03, 2017
Wawu, that means that it is just trick and not voodoo
Gaddafithe2nd:
Baba this one no be jazz. They use vinegar to soften that cross, and place the cross inside.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by FrancisAsquare(m): 10:15pm On Aug 03, 2017
Trick indeed, thanks jare
YOUNGSTUNNA:
That's a flexible cross, but they tricked your mind to see a different thing. look closer with your mind open
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 10:16pm On Aug 03, 2017
holatin:
and you think I wan use am.
just wan add to my knowledge
lol, I got you... but de deal was never to teach anyone, that's why it's a secret
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by lemonys(m): 10:16pm On Aug 03, 2017
Op u sound like a child, go to igala land (ejule). Those one's will fetch water inside basket 4u
Or u go to Ibaji and they will prepare better african bullet proof 4 u. Just because u don't see micro organism with ur ordinary eyes does not mean that they don't exist. U can choose not to believe but they are real take it or leave it
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by holatin(m): 10:16pm On Aug 03, 2017
YOUNGSTUNNA:
lol, I got you... but de deal was never to teach anyone, that's why it's a secret
kk ooooo
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Mrjo(m): 10:23pm On Aug 03, 2017
edicied:
Seriously i wonder what people gain from lying undecided
bros even army beleive in voodoo they dont go to missioñ without it(fortification) go close to them they will tell u
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Gaddafithe2nd(m): 10:27pm On Aug 03, 2017
FrancisAsquare:
Wawu, that means that it is just trick and not voodoo
Yes man.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by odinga1of: 10:28pm On Aug 03, 2017
bbbabes:
the juju man was fake

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Come and I will give you something... Everyone that sees you and you ask for money, they can never say No, except if they have a stronger jazz
Plz oo how can I contact u, so u can link me to dat juju man. I wan go ask Saraki n co for money grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by seXytOhbAd(m): 10:28pm On Aug 03, 2017
doskie:
what about yahoo plus guys.
Again, our love for money. That jazz is just confidence booster
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 10:28pm On Aug 03, 2017
Dudeweedlmao:
What is the name of this plant?
I've forgotten. I will ask someone who knows jthese kinda things. quote me again tomorrow.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by lemonys(m): 10:30pm On Aug 03, 2017
doskie:
but why dont whites do it. why is common among africans
who told you that
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 03, 2017
FrancisAsquare:
Someone should please explain how the cross get into the bottle.
Mumu, dat is science!!! u dont kno all glasses has a property called dilation before dey become solid? In dat estate, u can put everythin in them. Check on youtube, putting object into bottle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GosDqNs2rl8
Voodoo is fake.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by McTobe(m): 10:34pm On Aug 03, 2017
ifenes:
How many politicans will take anti corruption oaths with juju? None. But they will happily use the religious books because they know they ain't effective. Juju is all about manipulating Enegy fields to create illusions. Since life itself is an illusion, it is also a branch of Juju. Don't let limited school books belittle the potency of Juju( Ancient Alchemy)

Everyone practice juju in different forms, we just don't know it. Maybe the word " juju" is the problem, because it sounds primitive and has been left in the hands of the illiterates. How were the pyramids built? Perhaps with surphisticated Juju ( levitation). It is a shame all these knowledge are lost and replaced with low level science books.
yes u can manipulate energy fields as u like and u can even implore or command the animistic forces as they were used in building the pyramid of Egypt. U are very right but there are consequences some not bad but majorly very serious consequences bkos for every action in creation there are reactions. As regards Juju u have to understand that most of d acts we perform that we have come to call juju have to do with manipulating peoples fears feeding on the fear thought forms they themselves created. Eg there are some magics that can never I mean never manifest in the presence of some individuals just bkos of their own stronger and purer energy field but will manifest with fearful people with much weaker energy Field
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Ups01(m): 10:35pm On Aug 03, 2017
@chemystery

Voodoo is real.
Don't mess with that shit.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by chemystery(op): 10:38pm On Aug 03, 2017
Adiwana:
And what are the principles if i may ask
we magicians to expose the secret of our trade. Except you wan to be one
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by VastFinder: 10:41pm On Aug 03, 2017
holatin:
Mr man I use to be in your shoe until oyelola show me say juju dey infact apala dey self.

the guy called me to come and make incision on his leg (the hind), I was scared but he assure me nothing dey.

as I make the first incision, my mind shake, couldn't continue so I left na after 1 week, he called me to come again, I was first scared that maybe na another incision, he said no that he want to answer my question (I asked what the incision was for but he no tell me the day I was trying to make it)

Getting to his dad room, he asked me to close the door, and I did and the most magical thing happen.
he faced me and put his left leg in the front of the right and touch the incision on the hind with the incision on the leg thumb and he became invisible at that moment. I was very scared that I made an attempt to run off but before I open the door he opened it back and laugh.

since dat day I feared him like hell.

so my broda juju voodoo dey no be lie
Hehe... you mean this??
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Nobody: 10:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
bbbabes:
the juju man was fake

.
Come and I will give you something... Everyone that sees you and you ask for money, they can never say No, except if they have a stronger jazz
ashawo gidi gba. I throway yansh for you ooo
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by WetinConsignMe: 10:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
FrancisAsquare:
Someone should please explain how the cross get into the bottle.
Same old something-in-bottle mgagic trick. Can't u come up with something else?
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by chemystery(op): 10:43pm On Aug 03, 2017
You guys saying juju is real, why not ask your juju men to seize this opportunity to claim the prize for the proof/evidence of paranormal (under controlled condition) which no one has claimed for decades?

There are over 30 of such prizes on this link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_prizes_for_evidence_of_the_paranormal . Some even worth up to a million dollar.
This is a golden opportunity for all your babalawos and juju men to become rich instead of them collecting chicken change to deceive you people with simple magic tricks

@Adiwana, OLUJOSHINS, HarunaWest, majekdom2, Ups01
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by holatin(m): 10:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
VastFinder:
Hehe... you mean this??
it happened 10 to 12 years ago, it happen for my koro koro eyes
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by WetinConsignMe: 10:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
lemonys:
Op u sound like a child, go to igala land (ejule). Those one's will fetch water inside basket 4u
Or u go to Ibaji and they will prepare better african bullet proof 4 u. Just because u don't see micro organism with ur ordinary eyes does not mean that they don't exist. U can choose not to believe but they are real take it or leave it
We only innocently ask: why don't they sell the app to a country's military and become gazillionaires?
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Adiwana: 10:53pm On Aug 03, 2017
doskie:
but why dont whites do it. why is common among africans
They call it black magic.Not only Africans.At least from what i have read and watched,counries like brazilians,haitians get involved one way or the other
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by stacyadams: 10:55pm On Aug 03, 2017
grin grin then all them pastors wey dem for prophet grin grin na jazz dem dey use??..the church wey i dey attend dem dey form prophesy.. grin grin..ur mama for villaa dey hold u,,,them bury ur certificate for village etc..ur elder brother wan kill u grin grin grin i just dey look..dem never tell me wetin dem dey do..any body wey sabi wetin dem dey do make e tell me abeg... grin grin
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