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Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by rbernaldo2: 5:00pm On Aug 04, 2017
chemystery:
India was among the countries where this prize was hosted. And we all know India for their prowess in juju grin . India of all places! Yet no one claimed the prize. If you are not OK with wikipedia page, there are 55 references on that page which you could read through as well.
like i said, most people into juju are not aware as am just knowing of it as you posted it... most of the people into juju are rarely online..and I bet less than a thousand nigerians are aware of this..
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by nekta(m): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2017
this people doubting the efficacy of juju are not Nigeria's or fricans for that matter,what's is minding twisting or illusion like the oyibo call it?simple answer na jazz so you expect magician for Yankee to tell you say ,I went to a Baba's place to do it oh abi?de there make pant de wear you...you go know...so the touch and follow na one plant abi?he de work after 3 secs yet medicine de take many dose before he go work abi?oshare use your head
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by kevoh(m): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2017
TheAlchemist:
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someone had earlier in his post mentioned that Juju works on energy fields, perhaps for some unknown reasons, there is something in the energy fields of the black man that makes Juju permeable, while for the white man there is a sort of invisible energy/force field that render it impregnable.
Maybe the white man stopped taking juju/voodoo serious and invested more of his time in practical Scientific endeavors which made his energy/force impregnable! undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 10:12am On Aug 08, 2017
I said I was dere.....just be careful so u won't go and challenge someone with jazz
delishpot:
Did you ever fall after he stamped his feet or you heard that it happened? That your friend fit don plan am with the person that ate sand and those who fall just to play on you guys minds.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by delishpot: 10:22am On Aug 08, 2017
clemzo101:
I said I was dere.....just be careful so u won't go and challenge someone with jazz
I said did you fall? That is what I want to know.
Being there as a witness and being a victim are two different things.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 5:49pm On Aug 08, 2017
It was in a fight, I was just an observer, some guys came to deal with him, about 4 of dem and he was alone, when he stamped his feet dey all fell down, stood up and ran away....I wasn't the only one sere, it was after closing and we were all going home. That's usually the time students fight, since dey can't fight inside the school compound.....Bros dere is jazz oooo.
delishpot:
I said did you fall? That is what I want to know.
Being there as a witness and being a victim are two different things.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by delishpot: 5:50pm On Aug 08, 2017
clemzo101:
It was in a fight, I was just an observer, some guys came to deal with him, about 4 of dem and he was alone, when he stamped his feet dey all fell down, stood up and ran away....I wasn't the only one sere, it was after closing and we were all going home. That's usually the time students fight, since dey can't fight inside the school compound.....Bros dere is jazz oooo.
Maybe they planned it? You may never know. I know there is Jazz but it's not all jazz that is real na. Just like some pastors stage miracles, jazz people also stage theirs too.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 7:31pm On Aug 09, 2017
Exactly, not all jazz is real, I can remember a friend did one for me dos days to toast a babe, the girl no gree.....I gave up on jazz.....thank God it didn't work Sef if not I would ve bin a jazz person now. God love me die
delishpot:
Maybe they planned it? You may never know. I know there is Jazz but it's not all jazz that is real na. Just like some pastors stage miracles, jazz people also stage theirs too.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by delishpot: 7:44pm On Aug 09, 2017
clemzo101:
Exactly, not all jazz is real, I can remember a friend did one for me dos days to toast a babe, the girl no gree.....I gave up on jazz.....thank God it didn't work Sef if not I would ve bin a jazz person now. God love me die
Gbam
Some people head no dey fall for jazz. I am one of such people. I get strong love from the creator.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by swegiedon(m): 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2017
chemystery:
I have experienced magic tricks firsthand and I do perform myself. So I know principles of some of the tricks used by our so called juju priests.
sounds cool
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Ewucanbeer: 3:43pm On Aug 26, 2017
Bleep you and your dirty jew, Jesus was not even a christian
wunmi590:
Voodoo?

I am an advocate of Jesus Christ, so I do no voodoo, the greatest gift my parent has ever given me is knowing God.

Most of the time, I pity people who ventures in this things, because it has its own repercussions, which the person doing it will not enlighten you about it more.

Get Jesus Christ, the person who will freely give and not be waiting to receive from you.

#JesusChristIsMyVoodoo
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by NPComplete: 6:33pm On Aug 26, 2017
clemzo101:
It was in a fight, I was just an observer, some guys came to deal with him, about 4 of dem and he was alone, when he stamped his feet dey all fell down, stood up and ran away....I wasn't the only one sere, it was after closing and we were all going home. That's usually the time students fight, since dey can't fight inside the school compound.....Bros dere is jazz oooo.
Lies. I am ready to meet u anywhere. You will bring that guy along and he must try it on me for me to fall.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by Codedrock(m): 9:59pm On Aug 26, 2017
clemzo101:
Bros JuJu dey ooo......back in secondary a classmate once slapped another mate of ours' na so d guy begin chop sand, I was dere LIVE!!! The same guy also has one he uses, he will stamp his feet on d floor and everyone will fall.....Bros, dere is jazz oooo, just dat most of dem become useless in life....so d same guy few months ago he was doing okada, I stopped him to take me to the bank, I dashed him 1k , come and see how he almost knelt down, for my mind where did it JuJu? I still noticed some local rings on his fingers though. Jazz does not pay oooo, stay away....it will fail u one day
Didn't your mind go to it that he probably staged all those things you saw in secondary school? Cos thats all it sounds like to me.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 12:50pm On Aug 27, 2017
Are u high? This happened way back over 18yrs ago, so I shld go and bring d guy back? U need to chop hot Sunday afternoon slap to reset it brain
NPComplete:
Lies. I am ready to meet u anywhere. You will bring that guy along and he must try it on me for me to fall.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 12:52pm On Aug 27, 2017
Ok, whenever u see someone with charm biko go and challenge the person.....give what belongs to ceaser to ceaser
Codedrock:
Didn't your mind go to it that he probably staged all those things you saw in secondary school? Cos thats all it sounds like to me.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by NPComplete: 1:42pm On Aug 27, 2017
clemzo101:
Are u high? This happened way back over 18yrs ago, so I shld go and bring d guy back? U need to chop hot Sunday afternoon slap to reset it brain
Yes bring him back if u want us to believe u. One thing u should learn on a public forum is that u claims will always be questioned especially when u can't back it up with proof. So it is always better to shut up rather than claiming some special knowledge. Bring evidence it really happened or forever remain another bloviating liar.
Just another liar that can't back up his claims with proof. We have seen so many people like u on Nairaland. Disappointing.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by vaxx: 4:40pm On Aug 27, 2017
chemystery:
I have always being a skeptic even when I was into religion. I had a turbulent upbringing and my idea about life is that of doubt and suspicion. I never trust anything. When you grow up in rural African, it is almost impossible not to believe in voodoo. Even obtaining a PhD in science related discipline may not help you erase this skewed belief from your brain.

I was in Senior Secondary School 2 at that time. I knew much about the impotence and uselessness of voodoo, I never believed it for a second. Afterall I went through some tutelage in herbal concoction and voodoo in the hands of my maternal grandfather. I knew vodoo was nothing but charade and twist of reality.

The common discussion among we the senior boys then usually centered on girls and voodoo. If it not about how to toast that beautiful classmate of yours, it was about how to use voodoo to pass exams. Such is the life in rural Africa! But I was different. I was only interested in the girls' talk and not the voodoo aspect.

My friends and some family members nicknamed me "Mr science" because I would always find a logical explanation to whatever point they could raise. But a time came that my friends teamed up to "'prove" to me that voodoo was real. So they called me to advertise a man that was unbeatable in voodoo in our village at that time. They challenged me to go for any voodoo of my choice. We arranged to visit the old man. There were varieties of voodoo at his disposal. There was a charm for fighting( Aluwo in Yoruba language), I didn't need that because I hate fighting. There was Memory booster charm(ogun isoye). I didn't need that idea. I was leading the class in every subject. Then there was "touch and follow" (amudo) charm. That was it! That was my choice.

There had been this beautiful girl that I was eyeing but my taciturnity and shyness wouldn't allow me talked to her. So my friends decided I use her for the guinea-pig to prove the potency of the "touch and follow" charm. We went to the voodoo man. After the usual show off and self-praised he handed me the ring which he instructed that I should LovePeddler on my middle finger and touch the woman of my choice. He boasted that anyone I touched, must follow me instantly. We went home. We waited for the right time to see the girl, for we dare not go into their compound. Her father was fire!

The right opportunity came calling when my friend pointed to Bose(I changed her name) coming from the stream with bucket of water on her head. Quickly we rearranged, strategised and manoeuvred. My friends went the other way while I conered her at slim path. "Hello Bose where are you coming from", I managed to utter these words as my heart was already in my mouth. Before she could look back to response, I touched her bottom with the ring as instructed. The humiliation I got next was beyond description. She emptied the water completely on my head immediately accompanied with two fast slaps. My eyes where cleared. I was drenched. I wanted to abscond from the scene but Bose did the worst. She held me and screamed. Almost instantly the people gathered. She narrated how I touched her bottom. That was a great offense!

Well the rest is story. Moma's 7 lashes were not as painful as the jest and laughter coming from my classmates. We went to the voodoo man the evening of the second day to complain how his "medicine" bleeped up. The baba threatened to turn us into chicken. He sent us away. I won anyway.

Although humiliated, but I was able to once again prove to people around me that voodoo does not work. But you need a skeptical and inquisitive mind to find out.

This is just one of the many encounters i have had about the falsehood and deceit in voodoo. And don't ever import the "No true Scotsman Fallacy" into this by telling me that i have never met a real juju man. Don't tell me real juju men don't do fake voodoo. All voodoo are fake.

Ayodele - Facebook User
you are the reason the black man is still backward despite the abundance of science and technology. you called African science vodoo? is it because is not taught in school or those who believe it are uncivilized like your Western brother.

when the white men realized they could not conquer us with their gun and bombs. they introduce their school to change our mind, they rewrite our history for us. and will also follow them like baboon. continue in your ignorance.

I will give you a practical example of African science if you doubt. go to any local orthopedic center in your area. in yoruba language it is called ile arogun. visit them now and you will see for your self what your western educated doctors can not do. is been nurture back to life. a rejected broken leg in FMC has received resurrection.
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by chemystery(op): 6:29pm On Aug 27, 2017
vaxx:
you are the reason the black man is still backward despite the abundance of science and technology. you called African science vodoo? is it because is not taught in school or those who believe it are uncivilized like your Western brother.

when the white men realized they could not conquer us with their gun and bombs. they introduce their school to change our mind, they rewrite our history for us. and will also follow them like baboon. continue in your ignorance.

I will give you a practical example of African science if you doubt. go to any local orthopedic center in your area. in yoruba language it is called ile arogun. visit them now and you will see for your self what your western educated doctors can not do. is bneen nurture back to life. a rejected broken leg in FMC has received resurrection.
Just two words - Wishful thinking!
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 6:20am On Aug 28, 2017
NPComplete:
Yes bring him back if u want us to believe u. One thing u should learn on a public forum is that u claims will always be questioned especially when u can't back it up with proof. So it is always better to shut up rather than claiming some special knowledge. Bring evidence it really happened or forever remain another bloviating liar.
Just another liar that can't back up his claims with proof. We have seen so many people like u on Nairaland. Disappointing.
ok, will u shut up now and stop mentioning me?
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 6:27am On Aug 28, 2017
Don't mind all this children here shouting there is no JuJu.
ochoa:
Chai I bn dey reason like the op b4... But mehn I saw somethings live during my IT days... *Seeing is believing bro*...I won't argue further #nuffsaid
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 6:39am On Aug 28, 2017
Dere are so many experiences I can share.....there is dis one I experienced again back in portharcourt, a policeman impounded a cab driver's car, the man's plea fell on deaf ears, the policeman insisted the man must pay 10k or forget his car, the Yoruba man pleaded with tears that he has just 1k but d policeman insisted on 10k.....his vehicle was taken to the station and as the taxi man was about leaving the gate, the same Police man fell on the ground and was convulsing, they ran to bring the taxi man back and pleading with him to undo whatever he did to the officer. The man insisted he wasn't the one that caused the officer to be convulsing, they begged and begged him but he refused agreeing that he did that to the man, he den told dem he can help though with mixed herbs he has at home, but claimed he wasn't the one dat caused whatever happened to the officer, they took him to his house and brought the herbal mixture, just a little drop in the officer's mouth, he reclaimed consciousness, and dey told him to carry his vehicle and go......he never agreed he did that though, but smart people around knew he did that.....just be careful
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by clemzo101(m): 6:43am On Aug 28, 2017
While I was serving back in nasarawa, our NCCF papa preached one day and attested to the fact that these things exists.....he said as a baby Christian, he just got born again and was really interested in testing things.....he walked past a sacrificial offering on the road, he got angry and used leg to kick and scatter the whole thing, he said what he saw that night is an experience he will never forget.... grin
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by NPComplete: 7:19am On Aug 28, 2017
clemzo101:
ok, will u shut up now and stop mentioning me?
Bring proof. Lying clown. You thought u could come and tell us some Chinese movie u watched and we will just swallow it. grin
Re: The Uselessness Of African Voodoo - Ayodele by NPComplete: 7:25am On Aug 28, 2017
Yeah. I also saw a pig lay egg once and when the egg hatched a rhinoceros came out. Seeing is believing. Can't argue. Nuff said.

Lying monkeys everywhere. They all want us to believe they have had a special experience even though they can't back it up.
Challenge them to bring proof now they will start telling u a thousand and one stories. None of them on Nairaland has been able to live up to expectation and stand up to the challenge.
Just bloviating buffoons.
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