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Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by Nobody: 1:01pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Didn't you ask for a miracle? Oh, wait!!! You demanded that God should by your request carry out your instructions by performing a miracle that you'd choose for Him. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

And if The Only Potentate refuses to obey your commands, you the almight Chemistery/Light&Darkness will declare him none existent. hahahahahahahaha. This is..., oh dear. What will i call this?

Inside my head right now, am trying to envisage you in your fathers sitting room ordering him to proof to you that he indeed had sex with your mother to have you. I just can't grasp it.

You can't even order me, just me to do your bidding, yet you can order the Ancient of Days? You dey craze? Has satan so eaten your brian?

Try ordering your Child first.
Lol OK
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by dalaman: 1:26pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
You can't do she males. They don't do cows.

I hear you are old enough to marry, yet still talk like a teen. Hiak.
Old enough to marry ke. I've been married for over 10 years. I don't do she-males, thank you. Just stop stalking me.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 1:47pm On Aug 16, 2017
dalaman:
Old enough to marry ke. I've been married for over 10 years. I don't do she-males, thank you. Just stop stalking me.
Yes and for over 10years you remain a boy. Like i said She males don't do Cows.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by butterflylion: 1:48pm On Aug 16, 2017
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 1:55pm On Aug 16, 2017
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by butterflylion: 2:04pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Chai, this oga no good.
How did you expect me to react? Your mouth be like samurai sword wey dem throw for air. Na to cut anything anyhow.

I had to show the reaction of both younger and older men to your comment and both age groups found it absolutely hilarious! cheesy
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 2:11pm On Aug 16, 2017
butterflylion:
How did you expect me to react? Your mouth be like samurai sword wey dem throw for air. Na to cut anything anyhow.

I had to show the reaction of both younger and older men to your comment and both age groups found it absolutely hilarious! cheesy
Hahahahahahahaha. God help us.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by dalaman: 2:17pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Yes and for over 10years you remain a boy. Like i said She males don't do Cows.
Boy and cow in the same sentence. You clearly don't know what you are saying. Your statusas a she-male has made you to lose your sense of direction in everything you do. Stop stalking me pls. I no want she-male,no be by force.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by Nobody: 2:23pm On Aug 16, 2017
dalaman:
Boy and cow in the same sentence. You clearly don't know what you are saying. Your statusas a she-male has made you to lose your sense of direction in everything you do. Stop stalking me pls. I no want she-male,no be by force.
I don't understand why you are bothered. You are arguing with a socially and intellectually inept adult.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by CoolUsername: 2:29pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Are you this fatuous? Weren't you the same guy who mentioned Superman? Now you want to divert to supperpowered men. Jezzzz.

Lord, i ask you to send Angel Gabriel to over look the sins of this man and dash him sense biko.

Papa, don't let him die like this.
Nigga... Stories of superpowered men are just early depictions of Superman.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by CoolUsername: 2:30pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha, these people eh. And you call yourself smart o.
I don't recall calling myself that.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Let me call a non Christian to help you out here. If he were a Christian you'd refute and call it trash. This one is not a Christian.

Mia caro Sarassin. Biá né ébā. Some guy here needs a lesson. All he needs is a link to your thread. 'The historical facts of the existence of Jesus Christ'. Pls help him out.
mi amore, how have you been? For anyone interested, my submission is here: https://www.nairaland.com/3823066/jesus-nazareth-historical-view it is not exhaustive and it is still an ongoing work.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by chemystery: 3:42pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Oh my Lawwwd. How old are you? Wait am i talking to a child in secondary school? You still want to give a test (even if you are in a position to do so) about faith you yourself said we shd drop and facts?

Why are you doing this to yourself. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Lmaoooo.

Chai this confused demon possessed kids from demonic backgrounds won't kill me with lafta.
you are quoting someone. I never asked you to drop faith. Now I am telling you in particular, use your faith and do the test. Thanks for laughing at your god on my behalf for giving silly excuse on some simple test
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by chemystery: 3:43pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
You shd be ashamed to even mention you were a smart boy in secondary school. Intelligence is marked by speech, not by assertion.

See how fatuous you sound. Stop making a turkey out of yourself mate.
defend your god's inexistence or stop disturbing me.

If that is not what you came for please stay of my mention
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 8:21pm On Aug 16, 2017
chemystery:
defend your god's inexistence or stop disturbing me.

If that is not what you came for please stay of my mention
The most intelligent boy in his school wants me to catch a spirit and make him a physical being see Him with human eyes. What an intelligent boy

Now i see why atheists are called fools.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 8:23pm On Aug 16, 2017
chemystery:
you are quoting someone. I never asked you to drop faith. Now I am telling you in particular, use your faith and do the test. Thanks for laughing at your god on my behalf for giving silly excuse on some simple test
Okay, no more facts? We should go back to faith.

Lord, why am i responding to this imp?
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 8:24pm On Aug 16, 2017
Sarassin:
mi amore, how have you been? For anyone interested, my submission is here: https://www.nairaland.com/3823066/jesus-nazareth-historical-view it is not exhaustive and it is still an ongoing work.
I have been very good dear.

Hahn, now the link is provided, go in there and find your answers.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 8:25pm On Aug 16, 2017
CoolUsername:
I don't recall calling myself that.
Wonderful, didn't you say you were better than KingEbukasblog here? Oh lawd.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 8:28pm On Aug 16, 2017
CoolUsername:
Nigga... Stories of superpowered men are just early depictions of Superman.
Borrow shame.
When you've lost, you've lost.
Your first comment here was about superman, hoping to reduce God to superman. You went on to say we should prove the existence of Superman, you were given the details how he was created, now you left superman whom you mentioned, and delved into Super Powered man. Hahahahahahah. Biko, leave me this nite o.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 8:33pm On Aug 16, 2017
dalaman:
Boy and cow in the same sentence. You clearly don't know what you are saying. Your statusas a she-male has made you to lose your sense of direction in everything you do. Stop stalking me pls. I no want she-male,no be by force.
Dullard mama, you wish i can stalk you. You must be feeling secretly elated that i am responding to you. Cursed piece of rotten meat.

I have dignified you enough.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by dalaman: 8:50pm On Aug 16, 2017
701ecilana:
Dullard mama, you wish i can stalk you. You must be feeling secretly elated that i am responding to you. Cursed piece of rotten meat.

I have dignified you enough.
Move along. Worthless she-male.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by chemystery:
701ecilana:
Okay, no more facts? We should go back to faith.

Lord, why am i responding to this imp?
it's OK, I got the message. I know it's shameful to openly accept your god doesnt exist. I don't expect you to openly accept anyway. I got the message dear so kindly direct your frustration appropriately. Your goons have tried both fact and faith but failed so i dont expect something new from you. Thank you for attempting the test. You scored zero. Kikikikiki
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by chemystery:
701ecilana:
The most intelligent boy in his school wants me to catch a spirit and make him a physical being see Him with human eyes. What an intelligent boy

Now i see why atheists are called fools.
No need to lay your frustration of not being able to prove your god exist on me. Is it my fault that an all powerful god can't pass a simple test even with and without faith? You were so pained that insults was the last resort you could clutch on to. That's an egocentric way of accepting defeat. You can do better
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by chemystery:
701ecilana,

If you are still pained your god doesn't exists and you can't prove he does with a simple test, then you can keep crying me a river. grin
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by CoolUsername: 7:28pm On Aug 17, 2017
701ecilana:
Wonderful, didn't you say you were better than KingEbukasblog here? Oh lawd.
Being better than that guy doesn't make one smart.
Re: Help, I Want To Become An Atheist by 701ecilana: 7:58pm On Aug 17, 2017
CoolUsername:
Being better than that guy doesn't make one smart.
Oh. Better in what ways then?
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