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...Zlatan ponders what the appropriate birthday gift is for the wife who has everything.

Culled from telegraph football

Zlatan pouts back after John Carew insolently suggested that some of his skills were 'pointless'.

Zlatan's Sweden were beaten by Portugal in the play-offs for the Brazil World Cup, a tournament that is clearly beneath us without the presence of true greatness.

Zlatan is capable of seeing the funny side.

what john Carew can do with football
I can do with an oranage

lol

Zlatan was displeased when asked about a rumour he had brought a Porsche.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic almost secured a move to Arsenal when he was at Swedish club Malmo, and the club even had a shirt made up with his name on the back. The one spanner in the works? Arsene Wenger wanted him to do a trial.

Zlatan on his painful struggle to find a new house in Paris.

Zlatan chortles heartily at the inadequate defensive efforts of former Liverpool centre back Stephane Henchoz.

Zlatan is untroubled after Sweden were eliminated from Euro 2012.

Biggest ego in world football

Zlatan picks the only appropriate automotive comparison for himself

Zlatan on the absence of Zlatan, and the problems faced by a Zlatan-led team in times of Zlatanlessness

Zlatan is capable of being a bit of an idiot when his sexuality is questioned.

Zlatan knows the appropriate ways to play with fire, unlike Mario Balotelli.

Zlatan has a reasonably high opinion of himself.

Zlatan does not tolerate false and petty accusations from his then-club captain (Rafael van der Vaart) that he attempted to injure the winger in an international between Sweden and Holland

Zlatan fears no-one. No matter how lustrous their rejuvenated hair.

Oluwasaeon:
Biggest ego in world football

Understatement.

Cc lalasticlala

Zlatan plays where he likes. Even in goal. Where he is definitely better than everyone.

I dislike arrogant people but Zlatan's arrogance laced with humor makes it difficult to hate the bastard.

Fuuxkkk you Zlatan for being so arrogant and so likable at the same time.

Oluwasaeon:
Biggest ego in world football

CR7 has got nothing on him.

Up zlatan

The arrogant

KevinDein:
CR7 has got nothing on him.

CR7 is a learner in arrogance where zlatan is

I'm familiar with the 1 he told Wenger that Zlatan don't do auditioning. That tells you he's just too good to undergo trials. He chooses a club he wants to play for, and he has gone ahead to play for some of the best clubs in top European Leagues, ironically he hasn't won a champions league. I love his ego and it's works for him, he remains 1 of my best striker.
I was happy when my favourite club, Man.Utd signed him at 34 and he went on to score 28 goals in 46 matches winning 2 domestic trophies and Europa league in the process.

His arrogance is ugly beautiful, LIONS DONT COMPARE THEMSELVES WITH HUMAN

shogsman:
His arrogance is ugly beautiful, LIONS DONT COMPARE THEMSELVES WITH HUMAN

I told lalasticlala

Zlatanlessness? Frigging funny.

No champions league trophy
No world cup...
No euro



Fernando torres had a more successful career

Fernandowski:
No champions league trophy

No world cup...

No euro




Fernando torres had a more successful career

The thread says arrogance. Stick with it.