₦airaland Forum

funlord:
Ogbeni next time don't be scared...quote me directly and aim straight for the target similar to how I usually aim my _spunk straight down into your mamas grateful mouth anytime she comes to hustle for your tuition!

Now a few things to note in this epistle:

1: no wonder you are intimidated by my lifestyle! Just take a look at the sort of women problems you are facing in your pathetic nati like existence...

https://www.nairaland.com/3407937/what-guy-said-girl-crazy....lol




So it is blessed up niggas like me that _fuck the love of your life up her ass and throat for viju milk and meatpie before tossing her some change that she now borrows you to play mmm or naija bet? No wonder you always weep over my posts like a lonely bonobo monkey unsure of where it's mum has scampered to! How is it my fault that your idols are nati, scarecrows and Oliver twist? You are cursed to be remain broke because you are lazy, unambitious ugly and with a poor educational background! Your destiny is your destiny boy! Mould it without me!


2:Secondly little broke sage...are you angry that no woman finds you worthy of marriage? How does my family concern your struggle? What are the facts you are laying claim to? Was a ranking senator not recently caught with his pants down with 2 slayers? Is he divorced now? Is silent infidelity against the law? Or you want to cry and go and report to my madam the way you came and embarrassed yourself and cried on our united thread for 2 days because of the way we were pounding chelsea similar to how ramdeuter pounded your skull yesterday?


You are jealous because of my influence on the beer parlor thread? Because I guide fellow young huslters on the way forward? Because the young honeys allow me guide them to the right crews? Is it because you know all those girls you see me posting would give you a vicious backhand for even attempting to greet them if they ever met you? No woman wants an idiot who would only depress her life with tales "about tickets wey don cut" and "why indomie is good as her steady diet?".....maybe your mum might accepet those terms but not my slay queens bro!


3: thirdly Nigga your life consists of Ponzi schemes and bet naija as your means of income? Is that what you call being a young hustler? No ape...you are a young doofus but you do not even realize it yet! Search my name and see the figures I'm doing daily just on buying payoneer funds from more intelligent young nigerians than your doomed self!

It is your mates that run fiverr projects, freelancer projects, esty projects and the rest! It is your mates that are using their intellect to work online and earn forex..i encourage them by purchasing their funds and a premium....and rewarding their hustle! You are to intellectually challenged to function at that level so i guess aiming for the president of the NURTW in osun state should suffice for you for now!


Now you want to claim I seek your attention? Nigga you are too broke to even have an attention span that one may want to seek! Your attention is usually only required at homeless food courts or when your parents angrily need to remind the flat headed disappointment hidden somewhere dusty in their house that his free breakfast, lunch or dinner is ready! With all your efforts was your sad bank balance not still around the 357 mark when dayo exposed you the other day? No wonder you got the nickname magnum 357 from your more ambitious brother!


Look here you groveling church mouse...in this life and the next you can never see my level so stop reaching or trying to famz! What you term as hammering is what I use on fuel, drinks or hotel bills! Funlord is a boss! In every sense of the word kid! The only scammer that walks free and serves as an escrow for moderator's? The only scammer whose innocence and threats got 6 pages of false accusations deleted in 5 minutes! The only scammer who last month got back the some of over half a million naira from 3 people? It's all in the mentions...these are the facts! I am a gangster so do not follow the rules rather I live by mine...but guess what my efforts on this forum have touched lives and made people smile...in so many ways! That's the sign of the decent man that stays hidden underneath all my other machievelian ways! So try as you might to make up lies or distort the facts about what I am...everyone knows what's up! No matter how all of you green eyed hate filled bats try to stain my moniker I will always shine brighter! Who god has blessed no man can curse boy...I will keep con signing you all to history's dustbin because that is where jealous, emotionally unstable, stinking filth like you belong!

By the way stop mentioning people as a means of getting support for your _stupid posts....nobody wants to be associated with a poverty stricken bastard like yourself you know! When your pride is done in the microwave send me your bank details let me bless you with something to stake with later today...at least we can improve your bank statement from N357 to N20357 and maybe i can at least help prevent you from joining badoo!

Hopeless surly shekpite he goat!

Too much incorrent words in one post.

I lost 300k to scammers on December 31st, I didn't die, I lost over 200k to mmm, I'm still fine. I don't know why you keep ranting about my bank balance

Do you care to explain what went down in the posts below. You guys better be informed.

This guy is a criminal, he scams unsuspecting people of their money, acting like he's helping them, he then goes about bragging about flying and living large.

You have heaped too much curses on your head and your future generation, I can only weep for the unlucky girl that will eventually get to say I do with you.

When I said he is a scammer and a wicked soul, I wasn't lying, these are facts.

Guys, if you need more screenshots, Chelseafan1 at your service anyday, that's how he makes mouth everywhere on nairaland with people's money. Foolish bastard.

Funlord pls can I send my account details too? I need dat paper bruv

diggz:
Funlord pls can I send my account details too? I need dat paper bruv

No time Bruh.

By the way Shitz is getting real on these gully roads o...

Chei, see left hook return from Chelseafan1. He's coming out swinging!

we dey send account details now?
funlord, 100 dollars for my account oh

Chaiiiii skimpledawg na where u dey.....resume work now now!!! These mails are coming quite fast

diggz:
Funlord pls can I send my account details too? I need dat paper bruv

You no dey do betnaija na! And you are not as broke as that orangutan! Even your baby wey never get bank account get money pass that mumu boy!

Nihilist:
No time Bruh.

Omo....I can't shout

diggz:
Chaiiiii skimpledawg na where u dey.....resume work now now!!! These mails are coming quite fast

Una need to sack that skimpledawg. He is always instigating fight wey never set, but when proper fight set, he is never on ground to deliver.

Ibime:
Chei, see left hook return from Chelseafan1. He's coming out swinging!

I have a picture of myself, fresh yoruba boy seated in my beautiful room, enjoying life. I'm tempted to post but I won't.

Yet, that foolish, mouth-making scammer calls me broke.

If you need more proofs about how shitty his life really is.

Chelseafan1 is always at your beck and call.

dopeJemi:
we dey send account details now?

funlord, 100 dollars for my account oh

Una never know am, na only mouth the mumu get, always making mouth, no brains, his hands type faster than his brain processes stuff

Ibime:
Una need to sack that skimpledawg. He is always instigating fight wey never set, but when proper fight set, he is never on ground to deliver.

Bwuahahahaha.... funny it was later I noticed skimpledawg don dey add extra duties to him work. I even still dey try explain dayo angle to funlord not knowing say skimpledawg don pair them up for fight and round 1 don fly pass my head fa!!

We actually gats look into skimpledawg bcuz e be like say hin hands no clean at all. If na Nihilist work dude wants we can open a branch for that do he can manage cuz don king aka Nihilist don dey resign small small.

Funlord
Who has unleashed d beasts in u again.
Take am easy man, no be fight, person nor dey play with u again

are we about to have another coogar situation?


is Chelseafan1 about to do a nyabinghi?


stay tuned as the drama unfolds

This is the day that the Lord has made and we'll be glad in it

dopeJemi:
are we about to have another coogar situation?


is Chelseafan1 about to do a nyabinghi?


stay tuned as the drama unfolds

Lmao, if I have to bro, I'll gladly do.

Let's put an end to this madness once and for all.

I'm ready to bury that already dying vagabond.

Too many pointing fingers at someone.

Chelseafan1:
Lmao, if I have to bro, I'll gladly do.
Let's put an end to this madness once and for all.
I'm ready to bury that already dying vagabond.

I dey kampe for this thread, we are watching.. no retreat no surrender

I sorry for anybody that misses this

eph12:

This is the day that the Lord has made and we'll be glad in it

Fvck you eph..... bwuahahahaha see you shinning teeth bcuz fight don show...sotey u give thanks to baba God for the matter

Chelseafan1:
Too much incorrent words in one post.

I lost 300k to scammers on December 31st, I didn't die, I lost over 200k to mmm, I'm still fine. I don't know why you keep ranting about my bank balance

Do you care to explain what went down in the posts below. You guys better be informed.

This guy is a criminal, he scams unsuspecting people of their money, acting like he's helping them, he then goes about bragging about flying and living large.

You have heaped too much curses on your head and your future generation, I can only weep for the unlucky girl that will eventually get to say I do with you.

When I said he is a scammer and a wicked soul, I wasn't lying, these are facts.

Guys, if you need more screenshots, Chelseafan1 at your service anyday, that's how he makes mouth everywhere on nairaland with people's money. Foolish bastard.

Oga! Why are you putting up the posts of the _moron whose friend accused me of taking their hundred grand and not arresting the culprit they sent me after with wrong info? Why are you not putting the posts of the major traders, people I have saved from criminals, had their cash returned and who all attested to my superb service delivery like these ones:

https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3412#58750571


https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3578#59432316


https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3556#59362481



https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3579#59434780


Why is the ban master even on my side? As a matter of fact why am I still doing big business on the very same thread and still being the number one guy needed to hold millys for people on the very same thread boy! ......Maka why?

diggz:
Fvck you eph..... bwuahahahaha see you shinning teeth bcuz fight don show...sotey u give thanks to baba God for the matter

I honestly don't know what you're talking about sir

funlord:
Oga! Why are you putting up the posts of the _moron whose friend accused me of taking their hundred grand and not arresting the culprit they sent me after with wrong info? Why are you not putting the posts of the major traders, people I have saved fro criminals, cash returned and who all attested to my superb service delivery like these ones:

https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3412#58750571


https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3578#59432316


https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3556#59362481



https://www.nairaland.com/3190496/currency-e-currency-market-deals/3579#59434780


Why is the ban master even on my side? As a matter of fact why am I still doing big business on the very same thread and still being the number one guy needed to hold millys for people on the very same thread boy! ......Maka why?

Shut ur mouth, if you didn't do it, you won't be accused of such. We know your type.,you will pay some, use the rest to carry ashewo and drinks, then come on here to brag about being a bit boy

Oya, shut me up, those guys asking you to send them money, oya send it to them, disappoint me for once.

Well I can't say I didn't see this happening. Make i dey observe sha.

eph12:
I sorry for anybody that misses this

Chelseafan1:
Shut ur mouth, if you didn't do it, you won't be accused of such. We know your type.

Oya, shut me up, those guys asking you to send them money, oya send it to them, disappoint me for once.

I come in peace

please, please and please, the tempo has dropped


I want to see a fight similar to that of castle black vs the wilding raiders

Chelseafan1:
Una never know am, na only mouth the mumu get, always making mouth, no brains, his hands type faster than his brain processes stuff

If you think being on your shekpite thread will save you then you truly have another thing coming! Have you seen my reply? Good....now counter them! You lost N300k to which mmm? No be 2k stake be your standard? Have you ever seen 50k in the flesh sef? See this useless liar?

Okay abeg you wey no dey make get mouth just send N5k to Diggs and make we see whether rapture no go occur today!

But but funlord, u r a scammer and I can attest to it.
U r a very smooth criminal

Ok, another contestant enters the ring....

funlord:
You know dey do betnaija na! And you are not as broke as that orangutan! Even your baby wey never get bank account get money pass that mumu boy!

Abeg Funlord can I also send my bank account details too? However much pounds that will convert to would do me nicely.