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There’s really no better feeling than being able to plug in your headphones and shut out the world. Headphones make long commutes less lonely, they provide relief from uninspiring conversation and probably make going to the gym suck a little less. It’s safe to say that headphones have acquired ‘Prized Possession’ status and they’re a very, very important part of life.



So, music lovers, pay attention – a Florida-based tech startup, Nervana, has just upped the headphone game. At the recently held Las Vegas Consumers Electronics Show, the company unveiled the Nervana headphones that promise to get you high off of the music – both legally and literally.


While that seems like a tall order, the science behind these mood-enhancing headphones is actually pretty simple. The headphones are paired with a device called the generator which receives audio from your music device, generates electrical pulses that match the beat of the music, and sends the music and pulses to the headphones. These pulses then trigger the vagus nerve, via the inner ear canal, thereby prompting the release of feel-good hormones like dopamine, oxytocin and serotonin.

Dopamine is usually released in response to sex, exercise or smoking weed and leaves you with happy thoughts and good vibes!

Another cool feature of these headphones is the generator’s Ambient Mode. The generator has the power to analyze the sounds of your immediate environment and match the nerve simulation to it for a modified experience each time. This means that you could plug these in at a music concert and actually get high to the music, which basically changes everything.


How are these legal?

The nerve-stimulating headphones have been positioned as a lifestyle and wellness device, like the FitBit, and don’t need FDA approval. The only real roadblock on your path to Nervana is its price as the headphones will set you back by a cool $299. However, if that seems like a price you’d like to pay, the headphones has been up for pre-order since March and will be shipped starting late spring.

The company doesn’t want you to Nervana and drive at the same time, though. Nervana CEO Ami Brannon clarified that while there is no impairment to brain function, the official advice is to avoid driving for 30 minutes after use.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpFbPHwFL1s


Here’s what a happy tester had to say about the headphones at the CES:

“I felt the electricity go into my arm, and everything was tingling there, but the best moment for me was afterwards when I finished and stood up. I felt like I reached a personal high point. I couldn’t stop smiling or laughing. I was like, ‘Oh wow.’ For about five minutes, my happiness level was a 10 out of 10. Then it got foggier, but I was still unusually happy for about an hour."

Sounds good, you guys.

Mynd44 , Lalasticlala what do think?

hmm

It'll mess with your brain.

Get you high on Music? I really need one please


#YOLO

When a Florida based company is able to dictate your emotions... Maybe we are transiting to the zombie Era.

PatriotTemidayo:
It'll mess with your brain.

Seriously.

Will it make me feel more high than my Oshogbo weed?
Mbok, I will pass.

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Una don come abii

I hope people are wise enough to run away from this ..... Cancer of the brain thinz.... smh... what if it pops a blood vein in the brain... lobatan

Earpiece is good, it shuts the lousy world behind you, helps you concentrate...

Disclaimer: it's not all good.... it makes you deaf too

Music already makes me high. So no need

Kai this reminds me of some Xaomi headphone I bought once I swear it actually used make high when I used it to jog

And we are still struggling with light here in naija

And we are still struggling with light here in naija

Watin fit high pass obogmosho weed again?

Too much of it is bad as death

World order

Better than taking hard drugs.

If you smoke a good weed with this earphones on then u will know what paradise feels like...

dis one is strong

It's just a basic noise cancelation ear piece, but them come garnish am with nice product description.... Nice one I must say.

This is something out of the movies

witches are real

Hmmmmmm

The anti-christ earpiece.

229$ for earpiece I just hope the earpiece can also hear wen angel Micheal wants to test the trumpet two days B4 rapture

adegwurulez:
No blood vessel in the brain bro

You wont be alive if that was true.

Ear piece wey dey burst brain