Fastest way to sleep off is to masturbate abeg.
Make we yan fact.

Classic FM
Smooth FM
Soul oldies songs
Drama movie


Can't understand these longer days and short nights!

Masturbate

If you are a woman,allow your boy friend or hubby to Suck you very well,have rough sex and let him cum twice inside of you,you will be weaker than buhari and you will definitely sleep.
If you are a man,bank your girl or wife like 2wice and you will be weak like nigeria currency and definitely doze off.
For those who are not sex freak.you can take codine or trams and watch how you will sleep like buharis di

Smoke weed
Drink beer
And rophnol

My brother, the answer is simple. You dnt need to walk far.
Just pick up a book and read.. trust me, 30min, you are gone.
Thank me later.

Bezos:
Good day Sir/Ma,

How is your day going?
Please I need your help.
I used someone's money kept with me to do my school project, this was because my parents couldn't get the money then, so I took that one with the intention to replace it in a month's time.
Today (Monday) the person that kept the money with me just told that he will need the money on Tuesday, ie, tomorrow. I can't tell him what happened to the money. He has already planned for the money.
The money in question is #25, 000.
Please, I need your help, I can't stand the shame and embarrassment. I might not get out alive from it. I have tried home, but there is no money. I know that I messed up, but please forgive me like your younger brother and help me.

Please, if (5) five persons will help me with #5000, it will help me to replace the money by tomorrow.
Please, help me. Please you are my resort now.

Here is my detail,
Phone: 08127404901
Bank: GTB
Acct No : 0215072002
Name: Okoro Emmanuel U.

Thanks for your help. I might not know you personally, but I am very grateful.


Thanks again.

Stop using igbo names to do these.so many people has been scammed that they don't know who is a genuine again for example ponzi,they preach so much but later you will find out they are fraudster.i just pity people even doing mmm,ffg,cma etc.
That said your story is quite touching I will give you what I have tomorrow.but use circular names next time before they will say biafrans are scammers.

Bezos:
Good day Sir/Ma,

How is your day going?
Please I need your help.
I used someone's money kept with me to do my school project, this was because my parents couldn't get the money then, so I took that one with the intention to replace it in a month's time.
Today (Monday) the person that kept the money with me just told that he will need the money on Tuesday, ie, tomorrow. I can't tell him what happened to the money. He has already planned for the money.
The money in question is #25, 000.
Please, I need your help, I can't stand the shame and embarrassment. I might not get out alive from it. I have tried home, but there is no money. I know that I messed up, but please forgive me like your younger brother and help me.

Please, if (5) five persons will help me with #5000, it will help me to replace the money by tomorrow.
Please, help me. Please you are my resort now.

Here is my detail,
Phone: 08127404901
Bank: GTB
Acct No : 0215072002
Name: Okoro Emmanuel U.

Thanks for your help. I might not know you personally, be but I am very grateful.


Thanks again.

You must be Julius agwu no let men collect the small wey dey ur azza ooooo

A friend read this in Awake, tried it and it worked. He recommended it to another person who tried it and it worked.

First, is to erase your mind of the thought of falling asleep and drink excess water. It helped them overcome the insomnia they were dealing with.

Finding it hard to prevent the thought coming up? I'd advise you use a mantra. Repeat and focus on any word or number completely.

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BlackDBagba:
Jerk off

This helps alot

hmmmm

Diazepam..problem solved.

Most time, stay awake till dawn. Maybe is because of the nature of the work.

JUST new here, can someone put me through on how to post stuff that will ge to front page. Pls help.

It is 2:00 AM where I am now, and I can't sleep, trying hard but it is not coming, that is why I am here, and I have work by morning.

I take onion, slice it in hot water and drink. In The next minute I'm dozing. It works, I used to suffer from insomnia, I would take sleeping pills till someone just bluntly told me to stop since I got addicted and couldn't do without them. At a point they stopped working.

Onion is natural and few side effect like not sleeping immediately then you developed a slight headache cos your body is shut down and ready for sleep but you're disturbing it.

Try it guys, it works. I drink it before I sleep. (those suffering from severe sleeping problems like me.)

Ramos16:
It is 2:00 AM where I am now, and I can't sleep, trying hard but it is not coming, that is why I am here, and I have work by morning.

Use my remedy and thank me later. Onions is the answer. It's a sedative.

This life self some people can sleep to the extent that,even if you pack everything inside the house they wont wake up , and there are other people to who find it hard to have a sound sleep,even a drop of a needle will wake them
so which one is a blessing,which one is a curse

Just carry Bible and be reading, devil will bring sleep asap.

ShyCypher:
Fastest way to sleep off is to masturbate abeg.

Make we yan fact.

I recommend you for a "konk" deliverance... As a matter of urgency....

YoungDaNaval:
Masturbate

You as well need serious prayers.... Saying this at your age??

Ziinno:
Diazepam..problem solved.

Shot time solution

Long time problem with addiction

Oluwaseyi00:

You as well need serious prayers.... Saying this at your age??

It's the naked truth

Sapiosexuality:
A friend read this in Awake, tried it and it worked. He recommended it to another person who tried it and it worked.

First, is to erase your mind of the thought of falling asleep and drink excess water. It helped them overcome the insomnia they were dealing with.

Finding it hard to prevent the thought coming up? I'd advise you use a mantra. Repeat and focus on any word or number completely.

Yes, this 's so true...I do something similar to this..
I count back from 100 to 1 and before I know it, I'm already far- away in dreamland...

And sometimes I just imagine myself in a very tranquil environment.. like walking through a garden with different kind of flowers or floating on a cloud... Just imagine anything.. It works.

YoungDaNaval:
It's the naked truth

Just re read your personal text.... Haven't you actually sold your soul to the devil??

Oluwaseyi00:


Just re read your personal text.... Haven't you actually sold it to the devil??

On what ground?

YoungDaNaval:
On what ground?

Through your adulterous act....
You've given him your soul for free

Ziinno:
Diazepam..problem solved.

Don't try it
Once you withdraw from it, it affects your sleep pattern
Also the more you take it, the more you have to increase the dosage

Oluwaseyi00:

Through your adulterous act....
You've given him your soul for free

Do you know the meaning of Adultery?

If you can't sleep, simply try and read your bible.....then you will find yourself waking up the next day.

Devil is a bastard.