emeijeh:
The best place to browse is the toilet.



Who else agrees with me?!



I stopped reading when I got to the toilet part.


Fitnessdoc, I don't agree with you on that.

Jarus:
Too bad I'm reading this from my phone while charging it.

GODKID98:
At Military Checkpoints

Unless you have been adequately fortified against 3D slaps and soulbreaking punishments, do not attempt to use your phone at Military checkpoints.Infact,do not even put on your headset or earpiece if you intend to get to your destination with all your body parts functioning.. That's if you get to your destination at all.

Doctors have confirmed that it has a potentially lethal effect on the human Anatomy as 70% of the reported cases failed to gain maximum use of the affected parts for the remaining part of their lives.

Hopcy:
This is the most dangerous one self.

xreal:
Actually, the listed are minor cases.

The below are the bomb.

1) While approaching military check points.
2) When those trigger happy police ask you for bribe.
3) When armed robbers visit you.

Tascocent:
Approaching military check point shuld be number one.... Yesterday I do forget. Got to the check point, what I heard is give me that phone. He collected my phone put in under my car tyre and ask me to go... What I heard was pOooo. Na my phone scatter, I no fit cry.

xreal:


Are you serious?

That is cruel mehn.

gentlegenius:
Motun!

motun2017:
wat nau

piagetskinner:
y would I use my phone in the toilet....??


I'm not that addicted to it

dotcile28:

am smelling lies

NarnieSnyper:
Op, how about when you are on a date. Imagine telling her something while she's busy replying another dude on her IM, and 'hmmm' replies from her to you from time to time.
Never happened to me though, just heard it from my negros out there.

gentlegenius:

Hmmm... I just like this name so much. It reminds me of a small friend I had while serving in Ekiti state. I was so fond of the name that I had to call her everytime I see her.

Just like I always greeted you here, pls try and greet all your namesakes for me wherever you go. You might unknowingly greet that my friend in the process.

axletton115:

Someone is his own "negros out there".

riyanxeally:
I miss the originals blacklist supernatural gotham dominion the strain is finished teen wolf stll on power empire sleepy hollow shannara chronicles arrow salem dark matter the magicians the librarians shadow hunters mumu program alas theres nothing to watch again dont frget the most hyped game of thrones

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