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Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by terrezo2002(m): 10:03pm On Sep 24, 2017
akintom:
How did you know that rapture hasn't happen?
when rapture happens, there shall be chaos due to the sudden disappearance of people. everyone will know something has happened.
there is no Christian who doesn't want to be raptured no matter how successful he is here on earth. So don't waste your time making fun of yourself
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 10:08pm On Sep 24, 2017
terrezo2002:
when rapture happens, there shall be chaos due to the sudden disappearance of people. everyone will know something has happened.
there is no Christian who doesn't want to be raptured no matter how successful he is here on earth. So don't waste your time making fun of yourself
It's obvious that you know, that the rapture tale is a joke.
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by HiddenManna(m): 10:25pm On Sep 24, 2017
akintom:
My apologies child of Yahweh. I just found it highly illustrative. What shall now atone for my sins?
I'm not offended.

I just knew I never met that picture when I newly viewed your thread.
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by HiddenManna(m): 10:41pm On Sep 24, 2017
akintom:
Really? Do you believe, that there will ever be an event called rapture?
Review your question and reason for yourself that why am I[HiddenManna] a Christian and a believer?

Will it actually happen in the fashion of your picture that i pilfer?
Definitely yes! Though, this won't be visible to everyone as the raptured saint of God would have carried upon themselves a glorious, incorruptible and spiritual body.

And do you think, that the lunatic trolling this thread, will ever hear the trumpet? Let alone be raptured?
Don't know who you're actually referring to, but the trumpet would never be heard by those who would be left behind. Only the raptured ones would probably hear it, but would definitely be changed into a glorious and incorruptible body. Therefore, as my Holy Bible or the word of God tells me that:

1 Corinthians 15:51-52 King James Version (KJV)
Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep,
but we shall all be changed,
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last
trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall
be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

1 Thessalonians 4:13-18 King James Version (KJV)
But I would not have you to be ignorant, brethren,
concerning them which are asleep, that ye sorrow not,
even as others which have no hope.
For if we believe that Jesus died and rose again,
even so them also which sleep in Jesus will God bring
with him.
For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord,
that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of
the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.
For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with
a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the
trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught
up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord
in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Wherefore comfort one another with these words.
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 11:33pm On Sep 24, 2017
HiddenManna:
Review your question and reason for yourself that why am I[HiddenManna] a Christian and a believer?
So you believe that you're gonna fly away in the sky some day?
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 11:41pm On Sep 24, 2017
butterflylion:
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Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by HiddenManna(m): 12:17am On Sep 25, 2017
akintom:
So you believe that you're gonna fly away in the sky some day?
Lol.

Yes. But who told you *humans fly?*

It's disappear* the raptured saints are not going to be flying, but disappearing. Get it right smiley
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by Nuhvey(m): 12:19am On Sep 25, 2017
butterflylion:
You do not believe there is anything like the rapture yet you sound alarmed that I may likely not hear the trumpet nor be raptured grin

Your confusion is on warp drive.

When I post my famous meme now you will start ranting again cheesy
cheesy

Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 7:09am On Sep 25, 2017
HiddenManna:
Lol.

Yes. But who told you *humans fly?*

It's disappear* the raptured saints are not going to be flying, but disappearing. Get it right smiley
Disappear through the process of the picture i pilfer or just like Nollywood video effect disappearance?
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by Nobody: 8:25am On Sep 25, 2017
akintom:
Shall we rise, as we sing......

On the last day 2x
Only true believer,
Shall be raptured!

Some perfectly and chronically deluded folks, were at it again few days back, claiming that the nazarene was scheduled to appear in the sky, with trumpets blowing angels on 23rd September.

The mission? To collect those who believe that were miserable sinners, that the nazarene was killed by Roman soldiers, and fictitiously rose from death. That by repeating this fable with their mouth, their self inflicted miserableness will be cured.

I remember how the song above primed my mind back then, to believe the story of forest of ten thousand demons, called eschatology. Nothing was as conflicting and incredulous, as teaching about the end time.

If you look at Bishop Oyedepo, Pst Adeboye and Chris Oyakhilome, does these men look like folks ready to fly out of this earth? If they are heaven conscious sincerely, their inordinate material acquisition, would have been dissimilar to that of hell bound folks.

The Supreme leader of the witch hunters, Pastor Olukoya, isn't ready to be raptured. If he were, he should have been excited about the possibility of witches, sending him to meet Yahweh earlier.

Pastor Kumuyi, the man who can make beautiful babes turn ugly over night, just to make them be among the wise virgins. Isn't ready for any rapture. A man that dedicated a magnificent worship shrine for Yahweh recently, is certainly not thinking of rapture BS.

Well for those of you, who said I'm not gonna make the rapture, i left you all behind. ����

#epihanic
Rapture is for Christians though
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 10:28am On Sep 25, 2017
PrecisionFx:
Rapture is for Christians though
What's for the atheists?
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by segunojo866: 11:20am On Sep 25, 2017
technicallyrich:
I have heard you bu sorry you couldn convince me,I still belive in jesus and rapture.
The world is not ordinary son,even American presidents always ends their speeches with GOD bless america,but they encourage their citizens to be a atheist.
If devil,bad exist,the good one jesu does exist too,just that most can serve him because narrow is the way that leads to eternal life.
delusion
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by segunojo866: 11:21am On Sep 25, 2017
HiddenManna:
Lol.

Yes. But who told you *humans fly?*

It's disappear* the raptured saints are not going to be flying, but disappearing. Get it right smiley
angry
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by HiddenManna(m): 12:02pm On Sep 25, 2017
akintom:
Disappear through the process of the picture i pilfer or just like Nollywood video effect disappearance?
Funny guy.

Better left unanswered

Nevertheless. . .

Don't worry, when you're born again and have received Christ, you would not miss the rapture, because you'll also experience it yourself. . .
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by HiddenManna(m): 12:05pm On Sep 25, 2017
segunojo866:
angry
Seems like you woke up at the wrong side of the bed. . .
Any offense?
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by HiddenManna(m): 12:05pm On Sep 25, 2017
segunojo866:
angry
Seems like you woke up at the wrong side of the bed. . .
Any offense?
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by segunojo866: 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2017
HiddenManna:
Seems like you woke up at the wrong side of the bed. . .

Any offense?
no sir
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 12:45pm On Sep 25, 2017
HiddenManna:
Funny guy.

Better left unanswered

Nevertheless. . .

Don't worry, when you're born again and have received Christ, you would not miss the rapture, because you'll also experience it yourself. . .
You should have known, that my OP is a mixture of satire and sarcasm. God idea is simply a joke taken to far.

Born again? That's a pure self delusion. You're you yesterday, today and till death.
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by Nobody: 4:39pm On Sep 25, 2017
akintom:
What's for the atheists?
Nothing.
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by akintom(op): 7:37pm On Sep 25, 2017
PrecisionFx:
Nothing.
If indeed the Christians will fly off, it will be a good riddance to bad rubbish, in our world.
Re: Rapture Is A Tale: Christians Know This by Nobody: 8:07pm On Sep 25, 2017
akintom:
If indeed the Christians will fly off, it will be a good riddance to bad rubbish, in our world.
We will have more space after the alien abduction Sir.
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