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PietroRico:
You can't make this shít up. For every goal conceded, camp A blames boathand, camp B blames hummels.. Every fúcking goal conceded

It's the War of the German CBs. It's almost like one side is waiting for the other to make one little mistake and then bam! I'm neutral though. But I were to choose a side, I'm so definitely not picking BoaTHONG.

A40:
If na ACL tear he would be out till April at the very least. Most likely May at his age. I would be surprised if he returns this season if na true say him ACL tear. Ribery is done IMO make he just dey go. I don't envy the new coach at all. He would be busy massaging bruised egos instead of giving these guys a kick in their backside that they desperately need. That was the message Carlo tried to send but the board chose to overreact to an unavoidable loss

My main issue with carlo is that you cant have half of the squad against you , then your position is untenable, even if management want him to stay having 5 leaders of the team against you makes your job impossible. Same happened in Chelsea with Scolari, Madrid with Quieroz

Maybe destiny has decided to resolve the Ribery issue for us, At least no tantrums when he is injured.

Ribery had a problem with Guardiola,

airmark:
Nope. Hummels was the best defender on the pitch. Never dispossessed unlike boathand. He won aerial balls more than alago. More tackles won. It wasn't only about the goal, alago allowed an intruder to enter the box, making a weak and stupid attempt to stop him.

For the second goal, no one believed tolisso or whoever would fail to nod out the cross. Hummels and every other player can't be blamed but the man that failed to nod.

A sensible coach must send boathand packing by january.

Hummels nap taking in the box is becoming a regular feature every game, vs Wolfsburg, he slept off allowing an opponent to ghost behind him, today he was sleeping again for the equalizer . Is i that he doesnt sleep enough at home that he always naps on the field

Same issue he had at Dortmund where he was always caught napping and he blamed his diet or something along that line

Pataki:
Ajakaja40 is a hopeless nuisance. How apari has dominated this man-child continues to amaze me.

Meanwhile, Bayern losing form has greatly reduced the enormous foolishness ramuzaki displays on EPL threads here. Long may the woes of his useless club in a useless league abide.

Your club has returned from Borisov? All the places Paul apostle visited in the old testament, Your useless clubs and fans will visit one after the other

Who cares about Arsenal anymore, go check your thread, most of your posters have either left in agony or decamped leaving your pole dancing self

A40:
Why you dey low key reveal your relationship with Pataki? Patamark. Who is the dominant god between una two?

I dont know which of them is the top and which is bottom, Though I suspect Pataki is likely to be the biatch in the relationship, his wide lips that looks like a s3m3n receptacle from overuse by all geriatrics in Holland

raumdeuter:
Your club has returned from Borisov? All the places Paul apostle visited in the old testament, Your useless clubs and fans will visit one after the other

Who cares about Arsenal anymore, go check your thread, most of your posters have either left in agony or decamped leaving your pole dancing self

Your useless club is on the pathway to playing in Yorupa league. Maybe the 3-1 thrashing you collected from them some seasons ago, needs to be duplicated again. Rather you are foolishly worrying about Arsenal. Apari olodo.

I hear with one ear say coefficient ranking dey torment your aparicious head these days. By the time we are done with exposing that uber useless burnthisleaguedown, na you go dey beg make dem lock this thread of foolishness permanently.

raumdeuter:
Hummels nap taking in the box is becoming a regular feature every game, vs Wolfsburg, he slept off allowing an opponent to ghost behind him, today he was sleeping again for the equalizer . Is i that he doesnt sleep enough at home that he always naps on the field

Same issue he had at Dortmund where he was always caught napping and he blamed his diet or something along that line

Thats what happens when you believe your team mates are professionals and would do what they should do. Look at boathand marking that boy like an idiot. I only saw that type of senseless tackle in street football. Look at tolisso, he couldn't nod an easy cross and the ball unexpectely fell on a berlin player.

It's high time hummels started anticipating foolish play from your defenders and be at alert all the time. Neuer needs to educate him on boathand's foolishness at the back.

Pataki:
Your useless club is on the pathway to playing in Yorupa league. Maybe the 3-1 thrashing you collected from them some seasons ago, needs to be duplicated again. Rather you are foolishly worrying about Arsenal. Apari olodo.

I hear with one ear say coefficient ranking dey torment your aparicious head these days. By the time we are done with exposing that uber useless burnthisleaguedown, na you go dey beg make dem lock this thread of foolishness permanently.

Seems Arsenal has finally found there level in Yorupa league with teams on their level. Well your position on the league table currently guarantees you another shot at Yorupa league

Useless team.

airmark:
Thats what happens when you believe your team mates are professionals and would do what they should do. Look at boathand marking that boy like an idiot. I only saw that type of senseless tackle in street football. Look at tolisso, he couldn't nod an easy cross and the ball unexpectely fell on a berlin player.

It's high time hummels started anticipating foolish play from your defenders and be at alert all the time. Neuer needs to educate him on boathand's foolishness at the back.

You mean Hummels a professional footballer needs to be told that he cant be taking naps in the middle of games? No wonder he almost led his Dortmund to relegation under Klopp

What is unexpectedly when you are defending, Its unexpected but the opponent reacted and he was still sleeping

If Pep took Jupp's glory. Jupp took Van Gaal's.

Pep does not need Carabao cup to prove anything. The one's he won in Bayern apparently mean nothing.

The one that is cracking me up is Monaco with exclamation.

The Monaco that raw-dogged the Dortmund that prevented "better-than-Pep" Carlo's double?

The Monaco of £182M Mbappé, £92M Lemar, £54M Mendy, £45M Bernardo Silva, £40M Bakayoko? That Monaco?

Win-the-league-with-record-goals-scored Monaco?

Stripped-PSG-of-Ligue un-that-Bukake'd-on-Bayern-Monaco?

Lucho stayed 3 seasons in Barca and he won 7 trophies to Pep's 13 (within the same time frame).

And someone is a simpleton?

Me I think an oversabi is the one who will not listen to

1. The Board that got Carlo sacked.
2. The players that got Carlo sacked.
3. The Journalists that wanted Carlo sacked.
4. The "Real" Fans that wanted Carlo sacked.

Anyways, you would not know anything about number 4 considering...

This is from a Bayern thread. Happy reading.

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/72zdxy/is_it_time_we_revisited_peps_stint_at_bayern/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_list

And BTW, PSG and RM will accept you when you port. That will forever be your legacy on NL; Glory Hunter.

raumdeuter:
Seems Arsenal has finally found there level in Yorupa league with teams on their level. Well your position on the league table currently guarantees you another shot at Yorupa league

Useless team.

You are a daft goat! After seven games?! While on same points with the current title holders?

Meanwhile, your uber useless team was two goals ahead today. Can you tell us what happened? You are the same idioot who turned himself into Apari Agbala-itura revival on this thread all because Ashewolotti was fired. Yet, your uber useless team could not turn up today.

Your coefficient megedefegede is slapping you hard on your apari head these days. Long may the woes of your useless team continue!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL.

Pataki:
You are a daft goat! After seven games?! While on same points with the current title holders?

Meanwhile, your uber useless team was two goals ahead today. Can you tell us what happened? You are the same idioot who turned himself into Apari Agbala-itura revival on this thread all because Ashewolotti was fired. Yet, your uber useless team could not turn up today.

Your coefficient megedefegede is slapping you hard on your apari head these days. Long may the woes of your useless team continue!

After 7 games? If you had any thing left in your skull you will take a calendar and remind us the last time your useless club won a league title or made a CL semi last

I dont blame you, your kadara is being used by one 80yr old man while sticking 1 dollar bills into your crotch

This brainlessav Moronovich fled after Bayern did the usual 5-1 on your useless team twice in 3 weeks

There is an ongoing rumour, I don't know how true it is, that the chairman of Bundesliga has called Uefa president, pleading with him to restore the co-efficient ranking system. Because this has resulted into a rapid decline of Bundesliga teams, as evident in the league falling behind the EPL and Ligue1.
This is not the major concern of the chairman though, as he believes finding themselves above Serie A is actually over-achieving, based on the history of the league.
His main fear however is that, they might one day find themselves in the ranks of Eredivisie, Portuguese... league should the decline continue due to the changed coefficient ranking system.
#savebundesliga

raumdeuter:
You mean Hummels a professional footballer needs to be told that he cant be taking naps in the middle of games? No wonder he almost led his Dortmund to relegation under Klopp

What is unexpectedly when you are defending, Its unexpected but the opponent reacted and he was still sleeping

No defender will be anticipating his team mate will always be making basic mistakes at a top side like bayern munich.

Hummels had saved many situations in the past for an average dortmund side. He led them to win burnthisleaguedown against all odds, twice. He led them to ucl final.

He was in the Fifa's team of the world cup 2014, under boathand's nose. He was bayern's best defender last season, while boathand was being sodomised by juveniles like azmoon. He was adjudged as the man of the match today by your reputable website.

Without the calamitous boathand, bayern won the league with hummels as the leader of the defence last season.

The introduction of boathand to the team this season, has brought back agony to the team. I hope the new coach will do the needful, by sending him to jigga, to start a new profession as a rapper.

Pataki:
Boagoat must stay in Bayern. Which top club is going to buy the services of that living disaster?

Look at him here. What is this for God sake?

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Hummels is the player wearing number 5

See as dem delete am

https://j.gifs.com/voqLGr.gif

Number 5 getting wasted again

https://j.gifs.com/Xoxp8m.gif

Hummels tackling in the box

https://j.gifs.com/pQwLx6.gif

airmark:


Look at him here. What is this for God sake?

[img]https:///media/10-01-2017/D3UDwp.gif[/img]

Why was Boathang stretching his legs backwards like an Amateur Suuoor dancer?

Prior to the dribble, was he backing the opponent or what ??

This Ghana boy n.a. disgrace sha

Smh

adisaaowala:


Why was Boathang stretching his legs backwards like an Amateur Suuoor dancer?

Prior to the dribble, was he backing the opponent or what ??

This Ghana boy n.a. disgrace sha

Smh

My brother, it shocked me too. He was facing the guy before turning and stretching his leg like mumu. He successfully exposed hummels and the keeper, allowing the guy free movement into the box. That was how he allowed marcelo too, standing like a statue.

He is the most useless cb playing for a league champion in europe. He is a disgrace.

airmark:


Look at him here. What is this for God sake?

[img]https:///media/10-01-2017/D3UDwp.gif[/img]

My brother, this matter tire me die. What is this brainless goat defender trying to do nitori olorun? I almost thought that was Daddy Showkey doing galala dance moves on the football field.

Only in a useless league will this kind of nonsense continue to be a defender.

raumdeuter:
After 7 games? If you had any thing left in your skull you will take a calendar and remind us the last time your useless club won a league title or made a CL semi last

I dont blame you, your kadara is being used by one 80yr old man while sticking 1 dollar bills into your crotch

This brainlessav Moronovich fled after Bayern did the usual 5-1 on your useless team twice in 3 weeks

Oponu afofun. Can you tell us when last PSG disgraced your useless team? Can you tell us the last time your uber useless team conceded when they were two goals up......how is your useless revival coming up? Arindin apari.

When is coefficient ranking going to improve your useless team, Mr. apoda pundit?

Pataki:
Oponu afofun. Can you tell us when last PSG disgraced your useless team? Can you tell us the last time your uber useless team conceded when they were two goals up......how is your useless revival coming up? Arindin apari.

When is coefficient ranking going to improve your useless team, Mr. apoda pundit?

Arindin when is your useless team going to play the CL? Where did you flee to when Bayern was disgracing your team upandan?

In your pole dancing exploits, was Eboue one of your clients?

A40 you heard what Robben said about Ancelotti trainings. There are reports that Lahm and Alonso also complained of the same thing last season and they were organizing private training sessions for the players

I saw it in kicker but its in German Dunno if spambot will ban me for posting German links

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/707486/artikel_bayern-profis-trainierten-geheim-ohne-ancelotti.html

"Robben, Neuer, Müller and Boateng as well as Lahm and Alonso last season complained to the Bayern board about Carlo's training methods. They felt he didn't improve the team or the players. Robben specifically said his son received better training with his youth team than Bayern did with Ancelotti. When the players organized individual training sessions on their own, Ancelotti forbade them. Players then moved to a different location for those training sessions.

His fitness coach was smoking in the locker room and didn't do sufficient warm-up training (according to Kicker: Sometimes only 3 minutes).

Ahead of the game against PSG, for the first time (!!) during his tenure in Munich, video analysis were made, but their results didn't enter the preparation for the game.

There was no in-game coaching. All Ancelotti told them during the draw against Wolfsburg at HT was "you have to watch out better".

Pataki:
My brother, this matter tire me die. What is this brainless goat defender trying to do nitori olorun? I almost thought that was Daddy Showkey doing galala dance moves on the football field.

Only in a useless league will this kind of nonsense continue to be a defender.

I still can't understand what he was trying to do there. That mumu is not better than leon balogun. Sometimes life is unfair.

It's been a trying couple of weeks for the club. Let's see, Neuer got injured, out for 4 months. Throwing away a 2-goal lead against Wolfsburg. Losing 3-nil to PSG. Ancelotti getting sacked. Jan-Christian Dreseen shooting off his fingers in a freak hunting accident. Throwing away a 2-goal lead again. . vs Hertha. Ribery hurting his knee, out for 3 months. . Need I go on? Errm. . that's about it. Now it's easy to get bogged down by all these negative happenings. Trust me, I barely get through the day without worrying about the current state of the club. But we are FC Bayern. Die Roten. Rekordmeister. We won't be down for long. We will come back stronger. Mia San Mia, people!

chic2pimp:
I partly agree with that statement. He probably should have gotten you guys to one Final and He would have If He wasn't so singleminded. Still does not mean He did not do a good enough job.

Pep is like marmite. You either love Him or loathe Him. There is no middle ground. His Fans at times overrate Him whilst His enemies underrate Him. Yh but it's pretty much the same Teams that defeated Allegri's Juve and Simeone's Madrid that had Bayern on toast. Pep was just unlucky to have faced them earlier.

I wouldn't say he did a horrible job but he certainly was not as good as advertised unless we want to deceive ourselves. Talking about Allegri and Simeone both managers managed to send packing the teams Pep was never able to beat. This is why I laugh when folks chat about reaching the semis as if it was based on Pep's ability and not mere luck of the draw that kept us away from Real. Barca and Atleti

Of course Bayern were treble winners when Jupp took over according to our resident Eruku abi wetin e call himself. Empty barrel lo ma n kuku pa ariwo. I'm glad I was able to sha knock small sense in your head when you were busy scoring own goals and tagging Chelsea weak, the same Chelsea your overrated Catalan friend could not beat despite being given every advantage possible on a football pitch. Had Monaco won the league title when they knocked out Fraudiola? Were Mbappe and co worth anything close to that amount when they met City? Olodo rabata! I don't know how person go just specialize in dropping nonsensical examples to push their megedefegede agenda. What had Monaco achieved prior to facing City? Instead make you hide your face that despite spending almost £150m your man couldn't get past the 2nd round you still dey yarn dust. Who is doing trophy count with you? What did Pep win that Enrique didn't? So gba treble abi ko gba treble? Because I know say you dey very Erudite at misunderstanding simple English. Jesu gba wa oo!