Samuel Awoyinfa, Abeokuta



A 20 year old lady, Tohebat Adebayo, has been arrested by the Ogun State Police command for allegedly arranging her own kidnap in connivance with her boyfriend , Afolabi Ogunremi.

The parents of Tohebat had reported her disappearance on September 27, 2017, to the police at Lafenwa Station, Abeokuta, that she had left home for the market and did not return.

They told the police that a man called them on the telephone to inform them that he had kidnapped their daughter, and demanded the sum of N200,000.

The Divisional Police Officer of Lafenwa station , Kayode Ayilara , and other detectives started a manhunt for the kidnapper by tracking the telephone line.

This investigation led them to an abandoned house inside the Ibara GRA , Abeokuta, where Tohebat was being kept.

Tohebat's boyfriend, Adebayo , who happened to be the security man in the premises was arrested.

After interrogation, Adebayo who confessed to being Tohebat's boyfriend said they both arranged her kidnap in order to raise money for her forthcoming birthday.

Meanwhile , the state Commissioner of Police , Ahmed Iliyasu , has ordered the immediate transfer of the case to the Anti- kidnapping /Cultism unit of the Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department , Abeokuta, for further investigation.

lalanice:
people keep getting dumber

Islie:









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FisifunKododada:
It once happened, on a certain day, a bull and a pheasant were grazing on the field. The bull was grazing on the grass, the pheasant was picking ticks off the bull; they are partners, you know?
Then the pheasant looked at a huge tree which was at the edge of the field, and very nostalgically said, "Alas, there was a time when I could fly to the top most branch of the tree, but today I do not have the strength even to fly to the first branch of the tree"
The bull very nonchalantly said, "That's no problem! Eat a little bit of my dung every day, you will see, within a fortnight's time you will reach the top of the tree."
The pheasant said, "Oh, come off it! How is that possible?"
The bull replied, "Really, please try and see. The whole humanity is on it, you could try, too."
Very hesitantly, the pheasant started pecking at the dung, and lo, on the very first day it reached the first branch of the tree. In a fortnight's time, it reached the topmost branch of the tree. It just went and sat on the topmost branch and just enjoyed the scenery. The old farmer saw a fat old pheasant on the top of the tree. He took out his shotgun and shot him off the tree. So the moral of the story is: even bullshit can get you to the top, but never lets you stay there.