₦airaland Forum

Tolexander:
See how the cake curves like a rabbit's prick!

The curve does not speak well of the cake.It should be upright and straight.

u don kill me here with laugh. Bad niga

momove4real25:
u don kill me here with laugh. Bad niga

you don kill me here with your dp.

Almost tempted to slide to your DM.

EponOjuku:
Pls, mediocrity is not the opposite of corruption. We expect the best from Buhari and his administration that's why we still believe in him.

Next year, we don't want a horrible pudding such as this.

no shame,u are indirectly pledging ur allegiance already to ur master even b4 the time comes.
Shame.
With zomBs like u the kwantiri is doomed.
Again,shame

And the contract to bake this crooked cake go be like 2 billion naira o. Naija I hail.

Iceberg3:
no shame,u are indirectly pledging ur allegiance already to ur master even b4 the time comes.
Shame.
With zomBs like u the kwantiri is doomed.
Again,shame

In all elections held in this country, your fathers were always slaves to the ruling government. Even when Ojuku contested against Obasanjo, they preferred to vote OBJ over the worthless Ojuku.

When Osita Okechukwu contested against Yar'Adua, y'all preferred to to vote Yar'Adua over Osita.

The only reason you voted against Buhari is because of your generational short-sightedness and inherited idiocy.

You want someone who would allow you steal money, we want someone who would complete our infrastructure. That singular reason is why everyone from your lineage must hawk in the SW before they can make it in life.

EponOjuku:
In all elections held in this country, your fathers were always slaves to the ruling government. Even when Ojuku contested against Obasanjo, they preferred to vote OBJ over the worthless Ojuku.

When Osita Okechukwu contested against Yar'Adua, y'all preferred to to vote Yar'Adua over Osita.

The only reason you voted against Buhari is because of your generational short-sightedness and inherited idiocy.

You want someone who would allow you steal money, we want someone who would complete our infrastructure. That singular reason is why everyone from your lineage must hawk in the SW before they can make it in life.

E PAIN AM DIE



buhari shall lord over u forever

Lol,the cake is loopsided like Buhari's political appointments

Jesus! What a capsizing cake which shows how our economy is capsizing. Chai! Mediocrity at it's very peak. I bet this was done in a bid avoid fellow Nigerians calling them out like Rochas and his excess showcase of cakes. This country never ceases to weak me daily. How can our leaders stand, stretch out their hands and still stand to take photographs with this? Omo! These our brain dead leaders don tire me aswear!

Iceberg3:
E PAIN AM DIE

buhari shall lord over u forever

Just as fulani herdsmen are lording over your people in the SE.

EponOjuku:
Just as fulani herdsmen are lording over your people in the SE.

make i quench if i am from SE..

Oshogbo mental

btw,my name aint afonja alimi and i didnt disappear like usain bolt from ilorin cos of small fulani boys who later kicked the yauba oba in the butt and installed a GAMBARI EMIR

@eponojuku

ep..nla nla

Do you know how much that poorly made cake cost?

9jvirgin:
It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.

9jvirgin:
It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.

my shut up ur dirty mouth. U zombies have no common sense. Even as Nigeria is 5 years on the cake u still no get sense. Zombie keep destroying nigeria.

DE cake do like say he won fall.

Tolexander:
See how the cake curves like a rabbit's prick!

The curve does not speak well of the cake.It should be upright and straight.

Lol....stop it before I choke laughing

The cake aptly depicts all that is wrong with Nigeria. The cake was protesting in its own way. Naija, I hail.

[quote author=9jvirgin post=61073967]It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.[/quote

I have seen 4k cakes stand upright, this has nothing to do with it been made of gold or diamond.

9jvirgin:
It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.

those who benefitted from such nonsense spending in the past are the ones complaining. They're thieves.

You don't need so much money to design a neat cake.

9jvirgin:
It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.

tbagjames:
The 5 is without a corresponding 7

Please bro,, was that actually supposed to be a "5".??
Then,, it's one hell of a sick crippled 5.

Realdeals:
Hummn, how do you expect a cake that was baked on the warfront to look like?

Where is the war front? Have you ever being to Maiduguri?

N is even upside down. Nonsense.

Tolexander:
See how the cake curves like a rabbit's prick!

The curve does not speak well of the cake.It should be upright and straight.

PROBABLY A LAST MINUTE DECISION BUT STILL A DISAPPOINTMENT THOUGH.

[quote author=safetyInspector post=61086377]Yes i agree with you

9jvirgin:
It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.

it doesnt have to be made with gold and diamond we are talking about delivery and presentation of quality to the number 1 citizen of nigeria . please this cake is an eye sore!!!

this is wat u gt wen u keep complaining dat our soldiers and politicians are half baked

9jvirgin:
It shows you cannot satisfy humans, Buhari has always been modest and will forever remain modest. If the cake is made of gold and diamonds; the same people will complain of too much money spent on a cake and cry corruption.

Carry on sir. What an innocent man Buhari is.

Leave cake, let's talk about road, water and electricity..