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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by budaatum: 2:47am On Oct 09, 2017
Didn't go today, rather, Sunday, yesterday. Haven't been for 7 weeks now. First, the Japanese F1GP was on telly. No way was I going to miss Vettel winning. He didn't of course. Super duper whizzy gonzales Hamilton won, again. I'm sure he's won the Championship this year, his fourth one. What an amazing talent. Second reason is, I'm bored of going. Guess that's my experience, I didn't go.

Oh, and knowing all the Church people were away, I chose to task the mind of all you sinful not go Church people atheists. The damned unbelievers!

P.s. I'm no closet. Everybody knows buda would rather go to hell if believing is what it takes not to.

Have a wonderful week.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by vaxx: 5:20am On Oct 09, 2017
CatfishBilly:

And the embodiment of discussion without insults has spoken.
Fuckkking hypocrite
pls am not on nairaland to keep beef with anyone..ever since I have spoken(written) my mind,I have move ahead....bros show some love...

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by CatfishBilly: 6:32am On Oct 09, 2017
vaxx:
pls am not on nairaland to keep beef with anyone..ever since I have spoken(written) my mind,I have move ahead....bros show some love...
Me? Keep beef with you?
You never reach naa.
I just call out hypocrites wherever I see them, that's all
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by vaxx: 6:41am On Oct 09, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Me? Keep beef with you?
You never reach naa.
I just call out hypocrites wherever I see them, that's all
ok bro, good morning
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 6:43am On Oct 09, 2017
CatfishBilly:

Of course you and him would see no insult. But if it were the reverse he would be playing the victim. Just common correction na im una 2 carry for head. Let me hear him chide someone for being rude or utters "no insults" again fest

Pele o advocate for insults.

Have you ever seen an atheist agree that any insult declared by a fellow atheist was actually an insult?

When have you ever chided any atheist for their insults?

Small doctor just shut up and go and look for a patient with Malaria to treat. Some things and you are incompatible.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 6:52am On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Which his mom lives with him? He said "what if"?

His mom lives with him indeed.

What are you doing in the religious section? Are you religious?

In your village an adult who cannot think for himself or take decisions for himself is an adult ba?

He and you are still kids period!
urs is a lost cause. Are u this irritating outside the internet

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 6:56am On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
urs is a lost cause. Are u this irritating outside the internet

If I irritate you then it must be a good one. It's Wake up irritation Mr baby adult.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 8:19am On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Which his mom lives with him? He said "what if"?

His mom lives with him indeed.

What are you doing in the religious section? Are you religious?

In your village an adult who cannot think for himself or take decisions for himself is an adult ba?

He and you are still kids period!


You are just disgracing yourself. You assume everyone wants to tell you about their personal life. He said "if" so as to show you that there are many reasons why he would respect his parents wishes without telling you the specific reason.


I go to church because I have clients which I manage and they unfortunately go to the same church that I used to go to. It also helps that I get to see some of my family in church as well.

You spend all your time lying on nairaland and you are here calling people "kids". Someone has already pointed out that you are a hypocrite and so, I am not surprised.


And for your information, this thread specified "Atheists/Agnostics" which you are not. So why are you here? One does not have to be religious to be in the religion section. You forget that atheists could be religious, and in my case, I am a humanist- an alternative to religion.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 8:20am On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
urs is a lost cause. Are u this irritating outside the internet

He is. He even lies to himself. A very dangerous mentality, if you ask me.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 8:45am On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
glad u are here bro
Need ur opinion on something. A bit private bt i might as well post it here. My fiancee knows about my disbelief, we are planning on tying the knot come may bt the problem is she doesn't want a church wedding cos she feels its wrong getting hunched in a system i don't believe in . Our parents meanwhile aren't even entertaining the idea of a court wedding.

My own humble opinion is that marriage is for the family in Nigeria.

If you are both mentally strong and financially strong, then you can tell them that it is going to be a court wedding if they like it or not.


However, as i get older, I try to look for the peaceful solution. It is best you and your bae bow to your parents decision as to avoid issues witg them especially if you need them to sponsor things about the wedding.

Wedding is one day. Marriage is forever. When you are married, no one can tell you what to do.

My friend always tells his father "should i tell you how i sleep with my wfe?" whenever his father bothers him too much about his married life. His father always calms down after that question.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 9:31am On Oct 09, 2017
JackBizzle:



You are just disgracing yourself. You assume everyone wants to tell you about their personal life. He said "if" so as to show you that there are many reasons why he would respect his parents wishes without telling you the specific reason.


I go to church because I have clients which I manage and they unfortunately go to the same church that I used to go to. It also helps that I get to see some of my family in church as well.

You spend all your time lying on nairaland and you are here calling people "kids". Someone has already pointed out that you are a hypocrite and so, I am not surprised.


And for your information, this thread specified "Atheists/Agnostics" which you are not. So why are you here? One does not have to be religious to be in the religion section. You forget that atheists could be religious, and in my case, I am a humanist- an alternative to religion.

All this long story just to prove to me you are not pained ba? cheesy grin

I don't have to be an atheist to enter an atheist thread posted on the religious section do I?

Create your own atheist section and place your posts there and I will not come but at as long as it is in the religious section then ALWAYS expect to See Me there cheesy

I can also claim to be a humanist Christian so I am free to criticise all shades of atheism which I find detrimental to human existence.

So you cannot visit any of your family members until you meet them in church cheesy. Or your clients offices are the church ba? grin

Ogbeni tell your stories to whoever asked for it. I most certainly did not ask for them but of course being the jumbo dumbo you are, you just had to spill your mega senselessness all over my eyes.

I have told you that being a dumbo is nothing to be proud of and brag about but you no dey hear word.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 10:35am On Oct 09, 2017
It is evident that you are a troll who is not willing to learn, butterflyl1on.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 10:37am On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


All this long story just to prove to me you are not pained ba? cheesy grin

I don't have to be an atheist to enter an atheist thread posted on the religious section do I?

Create your own atheist section and place your posts there and I will not come but at as long as it is in the religious section then ALWAYS expect to See Me there cheesy

I can also claim to be a humanist Christian so I am free to criticise all shades of atheism which I find detrimental to human existence.

So you cannot visit any of your family members until you meet them in church cheesy. Or your clients offices are the church ba? grin

Ogbeni tell your stories to whoever asked for it. I most certainly did not ask for them but of course being the jumbo dumbo you are, you just had to spill your mega senselessness all over my eyes.

I have told you that being a dumbo is nothing to be proud of and brag about but you no dey hear word.
guy, please stop disgracing urself

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 11:04am On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
guy, please stop disgracing urself

The guy lacks shame.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 11:11am On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
guy, please stop disgracing urself
hahahahahaha that guy self
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 11:14am On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


All this long story just to prove to me you are not pained ba? cheesy grin

I don't have to be an atheist to enter an atheist thread posted on the religious section do I?

Create your own atheist section and place your posts there and I will not come but at as long as it is in the religious section then ALWAYS expect to See Me there cheesy

I can also claim to be a humanist Christian so I am free to criticise all shades of atheism which I find detrimental to human existence.

So you cannot visit any of your family members until you meet them in church cheesy. Or your clients offices are the church ba? grin

Ogbeni tell your stories to whoever asked for it. I most certainly did not ask for them but of course being the jumbo dumbo you are, you just had to spill your mega senselessness all over my eyes.

I have told you that being a dumbo is nothing to be proud of and brag about but you no dey hear word.
wetin atheists do you self? They kill your ex gf
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 11:22am On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


First and foremost let me show you proof you are a kid who obviously still lives in mama's house.

If you do not go to church who would know? (especially if you are self reliant).

So your "loving" mother would automatically conclude you are hell bound if you do not go to church? When does not going to church translate to being an atheist?

1. You do not have to tell her you are an atheist.
2. You can still not go to church yet not tell her you are an atheist
3. If you still live with her (which I know you do) you would then be saying the things you are saying.
4. If you did not live with her then who cares if you do or do not go to church? Certainly not your mother who lives in her own house.

You are a kid! Period!
cold blooded grin
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 11:50am On Oct 09, 2017
JackBizzle:
It is evident that you are a troll who is not willing to learn, butterflyl1on.




What have you got to teach me? Can a jumbo dumbo offer anyone anything sensible besides how to obtain 5k from an innocent, unsuspecting couple?

Dude give yourself some sense and when you eventually do, maybe, just maybe you would be able to recognise shame when it visits you like it has always been doing.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 11:54am On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
guy, please stop disgracing urself

The disgraceful one is you Mr "closet" atheist.

So you no get liver to declare your atheism openly but still claims to be a proud and unshakeable atheist.

Your whole declaration is a paradox!

You dey fear make your mama no find out as an adult as if she go carry belt begin flog you or ask you to do frog jump while holding your ears or she would say "no food for you for the next one week".

You cannot even see how disgraceful you are.
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 12:25pm On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


The disgraceful one is you Mr "closet" atheist.

So you no get liver to declare your atheism openly but still claims to be a proud and unshakeable atheist.

Your whole declaration is a paradox!

You dey fear make your mama no find out as an adult as if she go carry belt begin flog you or ask you to do frog jump while holding your ears or she would say "no food for you for the next one week".

You cannot even see how disgraceful you are.
i give up on you
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 12:30pm On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
i give up on you

Were you trying to save me before? You cannot even save yourself from the belt whipping of your mom and yet claims to be an independent adult grin

I gave up on you the moment I saw the topic of your thread.

Mr closet atheist you may as well be a closet drinker of water or a closet lover of food or a closet sleeper or a closet bank worker. Mtcheew!

You are a kid! Period! cheesy

Your own atheism na hide and seek atheism grin
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 12:42pm On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Were you trying to save me before? You cannot even save yourself from the belt whipping of your mom and yet claims to be an independent adult grin

h
I gave up on you the moment I saw the topic of your thread.

Mr closet atheist you may as well be a closet drinker of water or a closet lover of food or a closet sleeper or a closet bank worker. Mtcheew!

You are a kid! Period! cheesy

Your own atheism na hide and seek atheism grin
ok am a kid.
Satisfied? nOw go and goof off somewhere else
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by butterflyl1on: 12:48pm On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
ok am a kid.
Satisfied? nOw go and goof off somewhere else

I ain't done with you yet cheesy
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 12:52pm On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:

I ain't done with you yet cheesy
ok continue
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 1:26pm On Oct 09, 2017
butterflyl1on:


The disgraceful one is you Mr "closet" atheist.

So you no get liver to declare your atheism openly but still claims to be a proud and unshakeable atheist.

Your whole declaration is a paradox!

You dey fear make your mama no find out as an adult as if she go carry belt begin flog you or ask you to do frog jump while holding your ears or she would say "no food for you for the next one week".

You cannot even see how disgraceful you are.
hahahahahaha but to be honest most of all these atheist are frustrated people living in their parents apartment. Am not an atheist, atheists people are just too weird. I prefer to be called an agnostic guy
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by theoneJabulani(m): 1:32pm On Oct 09, 2017
segunojo866:
hahahahahaha but to be honest most of all these atheist are frustrated people living in their parents apartment. Am not an atheist, atheists people are just too weird. I prefer to be called an agnostic guy
And how many atheists do you know? Please people, our sense is there to be used
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 1:47pm On Oct 09, 2017
theoneJabulani:
And how many atheists do you know? Please people, our sense is there to be used
closet atheist, very funny
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by JackBizzle: 4:45pm On Oct 09, 2017
segunojo866:
hahahahahaha but to be honest most of all these atheist are frustrated people living in their parents apartment. Am not an atheist, atheists people are just too weird. I prefer to be called an agnostic guy

An agnostic is an atheist.

But wait, werent you the one havong sex in church?
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by hopefulLandlord: 5:01pm On Oct 09, 2017
segunojo866:
closet atheist, very funny

how's closet atheists "funny"?

I know closet Christians, closet Muslims, closet pagans; do these also sound funny to you?

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Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 6:18pm On Oct 09, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


how's closet atheists "funny"?

I know closet Christians, closet Muslims, closet pagans; do these also sound funny to you?
yes of course
Re: Fellow Closet Atheists/agnostics, Describe Your Sunday Experience In Church by segunojo866: 6:21pm On Oct 09, 2017
JackBizzle:


An agnostic is an atheist.

But wait, werent you the one havong sex in church?
yes of course. Did i say am a Christian?

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