Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state - Politics (4)

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Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by chuckskaycee: 10:33am On Oct 12, 2017

another attention seeker spotted

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by Jakumo(m): 10:37am On Oct 12, 2017

chidichuddo:
nice tits

You are such a poet, Chidi.

You probably get to service more red snapper than the average Joe could ever dream of tasting, simply because of this rap talent with which you are blessed.

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by Nobody: 11:16am On Oct 12, 2017

Jakumo:
You are such a poet, Chidi.

You probably get to service more red snapper than the average Joe could ever dream of tasting, simply because of this rap talent with which you are blessed.

u know se I no get sense,

I no Sabi Wetin u write for there ooo

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by dollytino4real(f): 12:07pm On Oct 12, 2017

bamite:
You no even be woman sef..smh

ok 'f' is man or na stori u dey find

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by bamite(m): 1:27pm On Oct 12, 2017

dollytino4real:
ok 'f' is man or na stori u dey find

You're a pervert hiding behind a female moniker.

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by dollytino4real(f): 2:42pm On Oct 12, 2017

bamite:
You're a pervert hiding behind a female moniker.

pls u want man or woman. pls am a lady dont change my sex

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by bamite(m): 4:03pm On Oct 12, 2017

dollytino4real:
pls u want man or woman. pls am a lady dont change my sex

Are you drunk?

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by dollytino4real(f): 8:29pm On Oct 12, 2017

bamite:
Are you drunk?

see me o! is it by force to quote. drankard go n sleep jare

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by bamite(m): 6:02am On Oct 13, 2017

dollytino4real:
see me o! is it by force to quote. drankard go n sleep jare

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by Jakumo(m): 6:04am On Oct 13, 2017

chidichuddo:
u know se I no get sense,

I no Sabi Wetin u write for there ooo

I talk am say as you sabi talk reach, you go dey get chance to shook many, many different color toto, every day. Thank you Jeeesus.

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by HopeAtHand: 7:43am On Oct 13, 2017

Jakumo:
Hell will certainly freeze over before I EVER make the mistake of publishing my photograph or personal details ANYWHERE on the internet.

Regardless of whether the platform of self-disclosure is called FarceBook or TwaTTer or SnapTwat, it makes ZERO sense whatsoever, to voluntarily inform the entire world, including the 80% of the online readership that is criminally inclined, about one's identity, itinerary, love life and bowel movements.

Anyone who posts pictures of their mug online DESERVES to have their identity stolen by criminals, or to be recognized by soldiers who can then feel free to proceed with beating the crap out of the publicity-seeking, self-disclosing numb-skull holding a dumb-phone in their monkey paws.

Hehehe.. what if a pretty lady sends you PM?? grin

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by dollytino4real(f): 9:15am On Oct 13, 2017

bamite:

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by bamite(m): 9:37am On Oct 13, 2017

dollytino4real:
hi

yes

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by dollytino4real(f): 9:41am On Oct 13, 2017

bamite:
yes

are u angry? u are my guy na ok sori

Re: Soldier Recognizes A Lady From Facebook At A Checkpoint In Adamawa state by Jakumo(m): 10:00am On Oct 13, 2017

HopeAtHand:
Hehehe.. what if a pretty lady sends you PM??

My Golden Rule is never to seek romance online, and thus far I have lived by this rule of basic survival, without once feeling tempted to review my maintenance of this pragmatic and essential demarcation line between the virtual world and the real one.

Impersonators are everywhere, and pictures of beautiful women have led more than a few gullible men to their deaths. To those who died during the eternal quest for the fabled red snapper, on account of their foolishly reasoning with their little manhood brain, while willfully disengaging their cranial brain, I can only say RIP, and assure them all that their manhood lives on, despite their own premature deaths while in active pursuit of either real or imaginary poon-tang.

A woman present in my immediate geographic proximity, whose physique I can visually analyse in REAL TIME and in REAL LIFE, is worth ten thousand gigabytes of misleading pictures to be found online.

God Bless Nigeria.

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