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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by cescky(m): 6:08pm On Oct 30, 2017
angry
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Nobody: 6:09pm On Oct 30, 2017
Vizboy1:
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.


When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and beat me? Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! �
��‍♂.
Dude, u wasted moi time, may God forgive you

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by seunmohmoh(f): 6:10pm On Oct 30, 2017
ha
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Iolo(m): 6:12pm On Oct 30, 2017
pauljumbo:


You just say my mind

How I wish they can also allow ferry from badagry to cms also
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by habsydiamond(m): 6:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
other news kee!!!!!! I can smell something fishy here
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Mac2016(m): 6:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
Another cool business opportunity for mainly opportunists and cabal.
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by piagetskinner(m): 6:17pm On Oct 30, 2017
those danfo buses still strong pass this one o...

this one looks like something that will tear apart within the first week of use
is that TATA?
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by nedu2000(m): 6:19pm On Oct 30, 2017
He appeared on a comedy show because it is a joke
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Vizboy1: 6:20pm On Oct 30, 2017
EliteBiz:

Dude, u wasted moi time, may God forgive you
lol no vex the thing pain me too
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by AutoReportNG: 6:22pm On Oct 30, 2017
nedu2000:
He appeared on a comedy show because it is a joke

Its not a joke bro... When did Steve Ayorinde became a comic act, they only made that program to ease news but they discuss real issues not comedy..

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by stifej: 6:32pm On Oct 30, 2017
STALE A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and beat me? Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! �
��‍♂.[/quote]

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by phadriz(m): 6:32pm On Oct 30, 2017
updatechange:





Are u pained

With people like you Nigeria can never move forward when you keep praising these useless leaders by inflicting problems on the masses and also making empty promises.

Is better you start making use of your brain before is too late.
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Tedassie(m): 6:33pm On Oct 30, 2017
I thought once upon a time there was a plan to explore Lagos water-ways as an alternate means of transportation,in order to relieve congestion on the roads? What has now become of it? providing more buses is counter-productive to decongestion.

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by AZeD1(m): 6:34pm On Oct 30, 2017
sylviaeo:
SO WAT ABT D DANFO DRIVERS N CONDUCTORS THAT WILL BE LEFT JOBLESS?. THEY SHOULD GO N DIE ABI?. THIS WORK SHOULD NOT BE COMMENDED UNTIL D PEOPLE AFFECTED R PLACED ON JOBS

Who will drive the new buses? Spirits?

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Chukazu: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
Those are "TATA" Buses.

Hope they are assembled in Lagos state to create employment opportunity

The most important thing is maintenance,BRT Buses have all gone the way of MOLUE Buses; looking very rickety
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by just2endowed: 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
Tf go increase oh
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Denko2721987(m): 6:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
Will they maintain those buses in the long run and would they be sufficient for the lagos population, should be the real questions we should be asking.. Cos it wouldn't make any sense trying to solve a small insignificant problem to create a bigger hydra-headed problem
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Originalsly: 6:48pm On Oct 30, 2017
TATA buses are pretty strong.... good choice for Lagos. Can last for a long time if maintained. But with such a populated city.... buses will never be enough... the priority should've been trains and phase out Danfor after.

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by GenOrumov: 6:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
pauljumbo:


You just say my mind

How I wish they can also allow ferry from badagry to cms also
Are you into ferry business or know anyone who is into it?
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by IkpuMmadu: 6:50pm On Oct 30, 2017
Can't they just assemble this here just we make Asians richer
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by omoiyamayor(m): 6:53pm On Oct 30, 2017
sylviaeo:
SO WAT ABT D DANFO DRIVERS N CONDUCTORS THAT WILL BE LEFT JOBLESS?. THEY SHOULD GO N DIE ABI?. THIS WORK SHOULD NOT BE COMMENDED UNTIL D PEOPLE AFFECTED R PLACED ON JOBS
from previous interview it's likely they swipe the buses with same drivers but give them more education
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by billy: 7:01pm On Oct 30, 2017
How about the agberos/touts? Hope the govt have enough plans for them as well otherwise those idiots will engage in some evil vices. I just can't find answers to where they will be placed. I hate them (agberos/touts) with perfect hatred.

ChangetheChange:


what is the plan of the Lagos State Government to re-engage the tens of thousand of Danfo drivers and conductors that will be disengaged from transport business in lagos in this RECESSION affected Economy

Armed Robbery, ritual killing and Kidnapping cases wil increase in Lagos State and it's environs (Sango Ota, Ifo, Agbara,,Mowe) from January 2018, Trouble is is loomng in Lagos --Quote me
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by moufan: 7:12pm On Oct 30, 2017
phadriz:
That is how your Oga will be replaced in 2019 with good Governor not this useless celeb governor.
All is just word of mouth the same way light rail will was commissioned in December 2016, the same way you moved mile 12 to agbowa, the same way you moved oko baba to ikorodu, the same way you have started working on 4th mainland bridge, the same way traffic hawkers have leave the road because of N90,000 fine.

All he knows is to make mouth, go to club and give celebrity money. Rubbish Governor
bad belle,


nonsense

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Perezino: 7:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
phadriz:


Don't be deceived there is no development in the state in fact the state is becoming more dirty.

Badbelle will always find somtin negative to say... Abeg wash ur mind wit hypo and be positive for once pls.

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by grandstar(m): 7:13pm On Oct 30, 2017
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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Perezino: 7:17pm On Oct 30, 2017
Chukazu:
Those are "TATA" Buses.

Hope they are assembled in Lagos state to create employment opportunity

The most important thing is maintenance,BRT Buses have all gone the way of MOLUE Buses; looking very rickety

For u to say brt have all gone the way of molue shows that u live on mars and not in Lagos.

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Seneroz: 7:19pm On Oct 30, 2017
Please go to the nearest market and buy sense thank u, .... As i cn c u brain is pain painin u.,.. Like it or not ambode is the best... Wetin u knw abt lagos. OUTCAST
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by anochuko01(m): 7:22pm On Oct 30, 2017
XX17:
This is how my pocket looks at me anytime I'm singing "30 billion for the account grin
.
loooooool. Nigerians ehn!! no thanks to our leaders o, we for dey compete with USA. brain just dey

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by sylviaeo(f): 7:40pm On Oct 30, 2017
AZeD1:


Who will drive the new buses? Spirits?
SINCE U R AN EMPHAT, CAN U TELL US WHO?. AWON MERLIN
Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by kayceecompany: 7:40pm On Oct 30, 2017
billy:
How about the agberos/touts? Hope the govt have enough plans for them as well otherwise those idiots will engage in some evil vices. I just can't find answers to where they will be placed. I hate them (agberos/touts) with perfect hatred.


Every Lagosian knows that Danfo drivers, conductors and Agberos are going nowhere. Those guys are too stubborn, rough and uncultured. How many of them passed Fashola's sanity test then? Stopping them completely will require operation "Elephant Tears" to be conducted by a combined team of the Nigerian Army, Airforce, Police, FRSC and LAWMA. grin

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Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by willibounce1(m): 7:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
The commissioner and governor are both mad. Is it new rubbish danfo we want to eat? The roads are terrible and destroying peoples car and lives through accidents and these idio.ts are bringing new danfo because they want to continue to do business, make money and make the masses poor. How many danfo drivers will they employ and why would someone leave his danfo bus to go and drive govt bus for peanut salary. Do these idiots know how much some of these danfo drivers make in a day?

Useless governor and commissioner are not banning cursed, useless agberos shouting 'owo mi da' and harassing, stealing and raping lagosians. but they can ban danfo who are paying them taxes. I am waiting to see how this will work without serious chaos in lagos. These annoying bastard politicians are always thinking about themselves only. non of these animal politicians will board the stupid new danfos, non of them use the BRT. They will be flexing in govt SUVs disturbing people with sirens ontop tax payers money. They want people to suffer the more. the useless BRT is not even functioning properly...people have to waste hours at bus terminals before getting a bus and the useless, lazy drivers are always hiding from work.

How do they expect danfo owners to cope? These are the same bastards that tell people to become entrepreneurs... in a country where everything is so phucking hard that people can hardly survive, some selfish devils want to ban danfo. Danfo wey enough police men and family men dey use feed their family and pay school fees? Danfo wey dey go okoko, ajah, yaba, ikorodu, onipanu, agege, ikeja, ijesha, egbeda, iyanapaja, sango, lekki, falomo, ikotun, okota, sango tedo, epe, etc....how many danfo dem go ban. God go punish them one by one. I hope the danfo drivers are ready to cause serious problems. We cannot just continue to keep quiet and allow these useless, satanic animals kill everybody with poverty.

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