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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by makydebbie(f): 9:21pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapals:
3. Aristide Bance

A likeable soul who evidently hit each branch of the ugly tree on his way down. With a face, only a visually impaired mother with burnt off fingertips could love. It is said God discarded the mold when he made the Burkina Faso player, inspired by a paranoid fear of repeating the slip-up.
Bance my guy, this guy worwor no be small. grin grin grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by seunny4lif(m): 9:21pm On Nov 04, 2017
sirfee:
Don't mind the op,he is jobless.





He must be a Chelsea fan,his hatred for Man U players is gradually eating him up.
No mind him

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by sirfee(m): 9:22pm On Nov 04, 2017
Dirkcoyt:
This is nonsense!!!!!! how can you think lowly of humans like this!!!! just look at how this blogger described lescott !!! if I have the muscle to sue you I will sue you to death!
He is a depressed sadist.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by undisputedgbola(m): 9:23pm On Nov 04, 2017
So where's Kante?















Lemme goan call him...
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by sirfee(m): 9:24pm On Nov 04, 2017
seunny4lif:
No mind him
How tomorrow dey be na?


Your meme though,one crate na suicide o cheesy
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 9:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
Have you seen Monaco's Adama Traore? grin grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 9:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
MESUT OZIL
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by CheedyJ(m): 9:26pm On Nov 04, 2017
Phil Jones isn't anywhere near ugly..op post ur unedited pics make we see if u no worwor pass all of dem

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Princessjoke(f): 9:27pm On Nov 04, 2017
Which one is not too fine.... Abeg just put ugly players mtchewww
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by seunny4lif(m): 9:29pm On Nov 04, 2017
sirfee:
How tomorrow dey be na?



Your meme though,one crate na suicide o cheesy

We go win for sure
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by MTKbudapest(m): 9:29pm On Nov 04, 2017
DuchessLily:
Ugly or not, they are making cool cash..

Just wait and see the beautiful queens they will marry or have married


Girls and cash!

NB: the topic was not about making cash.
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by sirfee(m): 9:30pm On Nov 04, 2017
seunny4lif:

We go win for sure
Happy weekend daddy g.o
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by seunny4lif(m): 9:32pm On Nov 04, 2017
sirfee:
Happy weekend daddy g.o
Happy bro in the Lord

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Nobody: 9:33pm On Nov 04, 2017
Di Maria looks like an orc grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by madridguy(m): 9:34pm On Nov 04, 2017
Bance threatened our defense lines up no be small for South Africa.

RIP Coach Stephen Kechi

cheapgoals:
3. Aristide Bance

A likeable soul who evidently hit each branch of the ugly tree on his way down. With a face, only a visually impaired mother with burnt off fingertips could love. It is said God discarded the mold when he made the Burkina Faso player, inspired by a paranoid fear of repeating the slip-up.
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by nikkyshyne(f): 9:34pm On Nov 04, 2017
What a thread grin
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by oluwasegun007(m): 9:36pm On Nov 04, 2017
when I saw bance on number 3, I had to rush through to confirm who actually defeated him on no 1 position.
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 9:36pm On Nov 04, 2017
luwabrooklyn:
i remember zambia vs burkina final my mum on sighting bance shouted Jesus


hehehe cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 9:37pm On Nov 04, 2017
Damfostopper:
head like an F .A cup trophy ....op is a clown with all this descriptions


wetyn ah do na

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by elantraceey(f): 9:37pm On Nov 04, 2017
The descriptions are just uproarious . grin grin

Monkey not fine but e mama like am grin

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder smiley

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 9:37pm On Nov 04, 2017
julioralph:

Haba!!! Thats harsh o

yu mean am?

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by elantraceey(f): 9:39pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapgoals:
Football is genuinely a thing of beauty, that is until the point when you meet its ugly side, money can’t help most players. But to the extent their aesthetic is concerned – It truly doesn’t make a difference if players are ugly, especially if they have skills. Some of these players are not too bad, weird looking and some are straight-up ugly.

While CheapGoals certainly don’t make a propensity for judging players by their looks, but this is a fascinating idea.


10. Joleon Lescott

It’s one thing to have a head the size of the Great Wall of China, it’s another, living with an abnormal looking scar amidst it appearing like a bad art. It gives the producers at FIFA a touch of additional work to do to make exact highlights on the player, but given the fact he’s perfectly healthy bringing home the bacon out of playing football, we surmise that is the exact opposite thing Lescott will be stressed over.

Source:[url]CheapGoals.com[/url]

Don't hesitate to drop your preferred lists


This guy is fine joor

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by muller101(m): 9:40pm On Nov 04, 2017
Ivan Campo
Felipe caicedo
Mesut ozil. This one carry epl face but his eye is focusing on Spanish Laliga
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by jayriginal: 9:40pm On Nov 04, 2017
Benita27:
Op, so Bale is not on your list?. grin

That being said, these ugly ones control the prettiest ladies 'cause what they couldn't make-up in looks, they made-up in wealth. Who fine boy with an empty wallet help?. BTW, Di Maria isn't ugly.

BeeBoo, carry go. Nothing do you grin

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 9:41pm On Nov 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

TARIBO WEST

This former Auxerre, Inter-Milan FC and Nigerian defender was so successful in his football career.
Please note that most of his success as a defender was attributed to his looks and not his skills.

Opponents were rumoured to always abandon the ball each time they looked at this creature's face.
He successfully scared strikers by frowning his face while charging at them.
Taribo West went on to win Gold at the Olympics in 1996.


guy well don
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Dahkogrin007(m): 9:42pm On Nov 04, 2017
Nice one op.....ur description is funny

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Taich(m): 9:45pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapgoals:
7. Phil Stamp

With a round body shape and a face only a mother could love, Phil put his “Stamp” on various games by watching the rustiest man on the pitch. Shockingly smearing down would just explain one of his issues

Guy please stop it. How can u describe someone as having a face only a mother can love. Men ur bad writer. Keep it up, I don laff belle full
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by chineduemmao: 9:45pm On Nov 04, 2017
Op u are stupid! Taking pictures of people in a stressfull situation and judging them, u think its funny? Why u no go collect pics where they were relaxed and having a good time? show us ur own pic op... and adding Di maria and Jones to that list even makes you look more stupid than i thought.

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Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by cheapgoals(m): 9:46pm On Nov 04, 2017
Taich:


Guy please stop it. How can u describe someone as having a face only a mother can love. Men ur bad writer. Keep it up, I don laff belle full


thanks bro
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by Yuneehk(f): 9:47pm On Nov 04, 2017
cheapgoals:
3. Aristide Bance

A likeable soul who evidently hit each branch of the ugly tree on his way down. With a face, only a visually impaired mother with burnt off fingertips could love. It is said God discarded the mold when he made the Burkina Faso player, inspired by a paranoid fear of repeating the slip-up.
All these for just one person? One would think you have a beef with this player. Wicked you grin
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by SmartyPants(m): 9:47pm On Nov 04, 2017
Funniest thing is this dude just rewrote someone else's content...

OP try to be original.
Re: Top 10 Not Too Fine Footballers by chineduemmao: 9:49pm On Nov 04, 2017
rafa9:
MESUT OZIL
ozil wey fine pass all 9ja slay queens put together!

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