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Rilwayne001:
One Hausa man just called me, I told him it's wrong number, he called me back asking me if I know the correct number. Just cant stop laughing

Friendng, I hope that wasn't you

Lol, tell him to dial toll free number of his wireless carrier nau.....they should be of help

Empiree:
not even tea but beans loun loun

I won't even remember to brush my teeth, needless to use deodorant. Just me and my uniform.....Ere eee


I won't allow village people to 'do me'

You even remember food?!

No food, no tea nothing. Just put on a T shirt and a knicker, then off I go

Another rib cracker "The Marriage bride price " #vibescomedyskits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitxHgt7HT4

Rilwayne001:
One Hausa man just called me, I told him it's wrong number, he called me back asking me if I know the correct number. Just cant stop laughing

Friendng, I hope that wasn't you

I Yoruba send me a WhatsApp message that he/she needs the cup I was selling in Ebute Ero Market.

I said I am not the one, he/she ask my name & said he said he knows some1 in Ibadan with similar name. The rest is story.

Hope Rilwayne001 is not the 1.

FriendNG:


I Yoruba send me a WhatsApp message that he/she needs the cup I was selling in Ebute Ero Market.

I said I am not the one, he/she ask my name & said he said he knows some1 in Ibadan with similar name. The rest is story.

Hope Rilwayne001 is not the 1.

Still digging for what's funny here^


The thread is for jokes, not this boring thing up here.

Rilwayne001:

Still digging for what's funny here^
The thread is for jokes, not this boring thing up here.

Continue to dig until u dig your grave.

FriendNG:


Continue to dig until u dig your grave.

E pain am

Rilwayne001:


E pain am

If small tin like this is a pain 2 u. Then I am sure u will take rat poison if the real pepper come.

FriendNG:


If small tin like this is a pain 2 u. Then I am sure u will take rat poison if the real pepper come.

.
. Where is the real pepper

lhawarl1:
. . Where is the real pepper

FriendNG:

Be shining your gworo-infested teeth there. Aboki

Rilwayne001:

Be shining your gworo-infested teeth there. Aboki

Wetin be goro sef? Na man abi na woman?
How far certificate palava, u done see am?

FriendNG:


Wetin be goro sef? Na man abi na woman?

How far certificate palava, u done see am?

You are a fake aboki if you don't know Gworo

We still haven't found the certificate o, but they've gone to court to get the affidavit as well as police station for the police report. They are currently in the school to make complain.

Rilwayne001:

You are a fake aboki if you don't know Gworo

We still haven't find the certificate o, but they've gone to court to get the affidavit as well as police station for the police report. They are currently in the school to make complain.

Aboki pikins no dey eat goro.

He's right

Omo Ale ni man yi sha

Na Xoo

"Didn't Go As Planned"

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Empiree:
Omo Ale ni man yi sha

I support the guy

lhawarl1:

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I support the guy

You would leave your papa to rot in police custody

Mandela lived his own "time zone" and destiny. What if yours isn't destined to be nigerian presido?. He would cus you out and disown you forever if he manages to get out

Thought this is worth sharing...



Michael Sam-Wobo pitied Buhari no be small! Read him!




*NIGERIA IS AN IMPOSSIBLE COUNTRY TO GOVERN IF YOU ARE NOT A THIEF*

HOW DO YOU GOVERN A PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE CORRUPTION AND THEN CRY WHEN THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AS IF THEY HAD NO IDEA WHERE IT CAME FROM.



A COUNTRY WHERE TREASURY LOOTERS ARE WORSHIPED AND THEIR ILL-GOTTEN WEALTH IS A SOURCE OF FASCINATION.

A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYONE BRIBES TO GET HIS WAY AND EXPECTS TO BE BRIBED TO DO THEIR JOB OR ANY JOB.



HOW DOES A GOOD MAN GOVERN A COUNTRY THAT STILL CELEBRATES A PRESIDENT WHO PRESIDED OVER THE WANTON PILFERING OF IT'S RESOURCES AND SOME OPENLY WISH HE COULD COME BACK TO POWER .


A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE SPEND MORE TIME ON THEIR KNEES THAN THEY DO ON THE JOB. A COUNTRY WHERE WORK SCHEDULE RUNS FROM 7:30AM TO 4:30PM, BUT WORKDAY ENDS AT 12 NOON ON A VERY GOOD DAY .


HOW DO YOU FIX AN ECONOMY THAT IMPORTS EVERYTHING FROM TOOTHPICK TO TOILET PAPER, AND MAKES NOTHING? AN ECONOMY THAT HAS FOR YEARS AND EVEN DECADES HAD ONLY ONE CURRENCY, _CORRUPTION_.


HOW DOES A GOOD MAN GOVERN A COUNTRY THAT HAS MORE PLACES OF WORSHIP THAN FARM LANDS OR FACTORIES, AND EVERYONE SEES CORRUPTION AS MEANS TO GOD'S BLESSING.


A COUNTRY WHERE GETTING RICH FROM PRAYER AND NOT WORK IS A DAILY SPIRITUAL DIET, AND MEN OF GOD OPENLY FRATERNIZE WITH CERTIFIED AND INDICTED THIEVES AND DROLL OVER THEIR LOOT.


A COUNTRY WHERE HARD WORK IS DERIDED AND EVERYONE SEEKS WEALTH AT ALL COST.


A COUNTRY WHERE POLITICIANS HAVE NO IDEOLOGY, AND POLITICS A COMPETITION BETWEEN TWO THIEVING PARTIES THAT ARE ONLY UNIFIED BY THEIR COMPETITION FOR THE COUNTRY'S RESOURCES .


A COUNTRY WHERE THE PRESIDENT MUST BRIBE THE LEGISLATORS TO GET HIS BUDGET PASSED .


HOW DOES A GOOD MAN GOVERN NIGERIA WHEN EVERYONE HE SEES AROUND CANNOT WAIT TO GET RID OF HIM SO THEY CAN START STEALING, AND THEY ALL SEE HIM AS THE STUMBLING BLOCK TO THEIR DESIRE TO LOOT THE TREASURY.


NIGERIA IS NO COUNTRY FOR GOOD MEN, AND GOOD MEN IN POWER ARE OXYMORONS.

20days

^
Lol, which one is you in there?

Empiree:
Thought this is worth sharing...



Michael Sam-Wobo pitied Buhari no be small! Read him!




*NIGERIA IS AN IMPOSSIBLE COUNTRY TO GOVERN IF YOU ARE NOT A THIEF*

HOW DO YOU GOVERN A PEOPLE WHO CELEBRATE CORRUPTION AND THEN CRY WHEN THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AS IF THEY HAD NO IDEA WHERE IT CAME FROM.



A COUNTRY WHERE TREASURY LOOTERS ARE WORSHIPED AND THEIR ILL-GOTTEN WEALTH IS A SOURCE OF FASCINATION.

A COUNTRY WHERE EVERYONE BRIBES TO GET HIS WAY AND EXPECTS TO BE BRIBED TO DO THEIR JOB OR ANY JOB.



HOW DOES A GOOD MAN GOVERN A COUNTRY THAT STILL CELEBRATES A PRESIDENT WHO PRESIDED OVER THE WANTON PILFERING OF IT'S RESOURCES AND SOME OPENLY WISH HE COULD COME BACK TO POWER .


A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE SPEND MORE TIME ON THEIR KNEES THAN THEY DO ON THE JOB. A COUNTRY WHERE WORK SCHEDULE RUNS FROM 7:30AM TO 4:30PM, BUT WORKDAY ENDS AT 12 NOON ON A VERY GOOD DAY .


HOW DO YOU FIX AN ECONOMY THAT IMPORTS EVERYTHING FROM TOOTHPICK TO TOILET PAPER, AND MAKES NOTHING? AN ECONOMY THAT HAS FOR YEARS AND EVEN DECADES HAD ONLY ONE CURRENCY, _CORRUPTION_.


HOW DOES A GOOD MAN GOVERN A COUNTRY THAT HAS MORE PLACES OF WORSHIP THAN FARM LANDS OR FACTORIES, AND EVERYONE SEES CORRUPTION AS MEANS TO GOD'S BLESSING.


A COUNTRY WHERE GETTING RICH FROM PRAYER AND NOT WORK IS A DAILY SPIRITUAL DIET, AND MEN OF GOD OPENLY FRATERNIZE WITH CERTIFIED AND INDICTED THIEVES AND DROLL OVER THEIR LOOT.


A COUNTRY WHERE HARD WORK IS DERIDED AND EVERYONE SEEKS WEALTH AT ALL COST.


A COUNTRY WHERE POLITICIANS HAVE NO IDEOLOGY, AND POLITICS A COMPETITION BETWEEN TWO THIEVING PARTIES THAT ARE ONLY UNIFIED BY THEIR COMPETITION FOR THE COUNTRY'S RESOURCES .


A COUNTRY WHERE THE PRESIDENT MUST BRIBE THE LEGISLATORS TO GET HIS BUDGET PASSED .


HOW DOES A GOOD MAN GOVERN NIGERIA WHEN EVERYONE HE SEES AROUND CANNOT WAIT TO GET RID OF HIM SO THEY CAN START STEALING, AND THEY ALL SEE HIM AS THE STUMBLING BLOCK TO THEIR DESIRE TO LOOT THE TREASURY.


NIGERIA IS NO COUNTRY FOR GOOD MEN, AND GOOD MEN IN POWER ARE OXYMORONS.

*It took Mahathir Muhammad 22 years (1981-2003) to fix Malaysia.*

*It took Lee Kuan Yew 8 consecutive terms in office for 30 years (1959-1990) to fix Singapore.*

*It took Jerry Rawlings 26 years (1981-2002) to fix Ghana.*

*It took Meles Zenawi 12 years (1995-2012) to fix Ethiopia.*

*BUT THEY WANT NIGERIA TO BE MIRACULOUSLY FIXED IN 2 YEARS.*

*Hmm! NIGERIANS ARE EXCEPTIONAL WONDERFUL PEOPLE.*

So it will took Buhari how many years? He has only a maximum of 8 years. Already 2.5 is already gone, remaining atmost 5.5.

FriendNG:


So it will took Buhari how many years? He has only a maximum of 8 years. Already 2.5 is already gone, remaining atmost 5.5.

which means nigeria can not be fixed by anyone within 8yr democratic term. You need fair dictator to set nigeria right. That's what citizens and their so called leaders need. Democratic rule does not fit nigerian system of govt and its people.

Indeed

Empiree:
Indeed

Demmzy15, how market?