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WE ARE IN DECEMBER NOW! TIME TO BREAK UP!!! This are how guys will dump their girlfriend Unnecessarily Excuses Thank God that me Berry has a sweet boo that can't break my heart
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1* You saw me sweeping my room & you
never care to collect the broom and finish
the sweeping, It's over!
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2* I told you 2 log out after we finished
chatting on facebook but i saw your status
about 30minutes ago. *it's over*
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3* Imagine you without respect answering
a guy's call before me. I can't accommodate
that shit again. In fact! *it's over*
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4* You don't bend properly when you sweep,you'll have pride issues & i can't
marry a proud woman, *it's over*
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5* Did you just call me honey? You are trying
to say my mum is a Bee? We are done! *it's
over*
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6* You didn't tell me you are coming over.
So you want to spy on me? *it's over*
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7* My mum checked my future, you are not in
it. *its over*.
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8* You bought banana for me without
buying groundnut. Why? *it's over*
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9* Baby my mum says that there are a lot of
witches in your village so we can't go out anymore! *it's over*
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Feel free to add yours don't spoil the fun

You don't allow me play candy crush on ur phone.. It's over!

U left ur phone on password, u know what? its over!

wtfcoded:
U left ur phone on password, u know what?
its over!

Ahahah this one weak me Password Kwa!!!

Fact is that ladies snub and ditch guys far more than is being recognized.

What?
U not coming to my house today?
U know what forget it, IT'S OVER!

Lols

Weak Guys !

I can’t stand Guys who moan. And critise everything u do ... Insecure much ....


“ your pic looks seductive , it’s over “ I’m like bye bish who needs a weaklin men that moan and nag yuck turn off 1.0

Lol but Op you are right .... a lot of ppl will get dumped just before Christmas

What U don't give Mouth Action? it's over btw us!

wtfcoded:
What?
U not coming to my house today?
U know what forget it, IT'S OVER!

What? I am still washing my church cloth for church today will be back to read this comment lol

Lalas247:
Lols

Weak Guys !

I can’t stand Guys who moan. And critise everything u do ... Insecure much ....


“ your pic looks seductive , it’s over “ I’m like bye bish who needs a weaklin men that moan and nag yuck turn off 1.0

Lol but Op you are right .... a lot of ppl will get dumped just before Christmas

I swear lot of break up plenty

berry2fine:
I swear lot of break up plenty

One just dump my friend last night .... because he called her phone several times and she didn’t pick up ....

Wahlahi I will keep praying for the Guys salvation it’s not that deep but guys take it to heart ... it’s just missed call o
Anyway maybe he can’t afford Christmas present after Valentine’s Day he will come back n beg her

Via phone call:
"Are you wearing shoes?"
"Yes..."

"Well, please take them off...and walk quietly out
of my life"

Lalas247:
One just dump my friend last night .... because he called her phone several times and she didn’t pick up ....

Wahlahi I will keep praying for the Guys salvation it’s not that deep but guys take it to heart ... it’s just missed call o
Anyway maybe he can’t afford Christmas present after Valentine’s Day he will come back n beg her

Am i the only one having this feeling that my boo is the most special guy on earth hmm maybe

berry2fine:
Am i the only one having this feeling that my boo is the most special guy on earth hmm maybe

Shhh hold on to him
Lol before one side chic snatches him ... now that good guys are hard to come by .. especially the faithful ones .. when u have one that is good you hold on biko

StrawberryGloss:
Via phone call:
"Are you wearing shoes?"
"Yes..."

"Well, please take them off...and walk quietly out
of my life"

Savage . God purnishment the Guy

StrawberryGloss:
Via phone call: "Are you wearing shoes?" "Yes..."
"Well, please take them off...and walk quietly out of my life"

Plot twist;
"are you wearing shoes?"
"No"
"Dang....."
"ok"

StrawberryGloss:
Via phone call:
"Are you wearing shoes?"
"Yes..."

"Well, please take them off...and walk quietly out
of my life"

Jisos Op you just made this hot tea am drinking pour on my sunday school uniform WTF what will i do now?

Remember when i asked you out?
Yeah?
Well i was talking to the girl behind you

ShawttySoFyne:
Plot twist;

"are you wearing shoes?"

"No"

"Dang....."

"ok"

More like :-
"are you wearing shoes?"
"No"
"Good. That will save you the effort of taking them off while you walk quietly out of my life"

EtherealAnn:
Remember when i asked you out?

Yeah?

Well i was talking to the girl behind you

Thank God it not me if not by now we would have been going our 4th round on physical combat !!!

StrawberryGloss:
More like :-
"are you wearing shoes?"
"No"
"Good. That will save you the effort of taking them off while you walk quietly out of my life"

LOL accurate

"Is it hot in here? Or is this relationship suffocating"

berry2fine:
Thank God it not me if not by now we would have been going our 4th round on physical combat !!!

lol

EtherealAnn:
Remember when i asked you out?

Yeah?

Well i was talking to the girl behind you

merry xmas beauty. Make we flex for this yuletide period ni.
Where do u base?

You don't no how to Bleep me wella... Its over
Hahahahaha